We need to send you our mockingbird. That dude is loud. And will run through about a dozen different songs in 2 minutes. Then do it all over again. To his credit he does a robin song better than the robins. His red tail hawk screech is pretty funny when he does it sitting right next to you.

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I'm beginning to think that we are much more fucked than I thought.

My only experience was the one time I went to the Renaissance Fair. I saw the show with the trained Falcon. He flew away. Seriously. Entire crowd was like, uh….

The trainer said he would fly back eventually. I don’t know if he did. Lol