one possibility: you're just a rippling beast of man.
I mean, I think about bike shorts constricting my thighs. That's just not going to happen because the resistance of the shorts vs the sheer power of my girthy man-meat thighs doesn't stand a chance.
Now, my shoulders on the other hand.... running and cycling have winnowed them pale into comparison to their former selves. I mean, seriously talking 25lbs lighter now compared to my pure swimming self 20 years ago, and that was primarily upper body mass; mostly a big, girthy, vein popping neck, but I digress at the risk of inducing excitement and distracting you from my message, ...
which is that your shoulder mass vs the inevitable resistance of even the most bestest fitting wetsuit jacked far up your manly ass, splitting your boys to the point of them developing separation anxiety, that mass/resistance ratio being such that you're never going to notice the suit resting on your juicy, bulging, greasy shoulders.
I mean, I see all the shit swimmers in the pool with Sanders-esque swim technique and from your posts, I think can accurately place you all in that category and realize that when you're Ike and the water is Tina, you aren't going to feel the neighbor bursting in and punching you and yelling at you to stop, so you sure as shit aren't going to feel a 1mm wetsuit on those porkchops you call shoulders, right?
case closed. nailed yours and my perception discrepancy.
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