You don't bring girls who listen to AC/DC home to meet Mom, but you do bring them home

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"What's your claim?" - Ben Gravy
"Your best work is the work you're excited about" - Rick Rubin

Never date anyone in HR
Never share a secret with someone in Legal
Never lend or borrow money with someone in Finance

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"What's your claim?" - Ben Gravy
"Your best work is the work you're excited about" - Rick Rubin

There's two kinds of people in the world:
1) Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data

Lead, follow, or get out of the way.

There's actually a lot of depth to that old maxim. Particularly in the work world, if you aren't doing one of those three things you probably should be.

Two wrongs don't make a right, except in Boolean logic.

~(~X) = X

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"100% of the people who confuse correlation and causation end up dying."

If a girlfriend or hookup in the middle of doing it says "let me show you a trick with that condom"...........don't do it.

That means they've done that trick before, with other dudes.

The first rule of fight club is...

If you get tired, pull over.

If you get hungry, eat something.

When in doubt, whip it out!

Haha. Goes along with: shake it more than three times and you’re playing with it.

In addition: naked is dirty, but nude is art.

A corollary would be: When driving with a woman in the car, if she says "Let me know when you're hungry" find a place to eat, immediately

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"What's your claim?" - Ben Gravy
"Your best work is the work you're excited about" - Rick Rubin

LOL...Been there done that.

Don't shit where you eat and don't eat where you shit!

Ha! That reminds me of another little rule of thumb: While I'm driving with my wife in the car, I absolutely 100% do not involve myself in deciding where to stop to let her go to the bathroom. She is in charge of everything other than driving the vehicle. It's up to her to choose the exit, which direction to turn, where to go, everything. This is so because I once made the mistake of trying to get her to a bathroom off of the 405 in Long Beach, California, and we ended up in horrible traffic on what I misremembered as a quick side road. I'll never put myself in that position again. It's all up to her now.

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War is god