The bill's sponsors seem to lack a fundamental understanding of both biology and constitutional law. That said I would accept it as an amendment to get the abortion bill passed and then laugh my ass off after a court, any court, struck down the sperm part

"Sex without a condom would be aggravated assault"

On whom? The willing participant? The sperm?

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How does Danny Hart sit down with balls that big?

We should definitely put these types of people in charge of healthcare.

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Civilize the mind, but make savage the body.

- Chinese proverb

"instate a mandatory waiting period before men can make purchases at sex shops"

You can have my sex toy when you pry it from my sticky, post-coital hands

Like it would be in your hands

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The secret of a long life is you try not to shorten it.
-Nobody

Lol. Though if we're talking a blow up doll kind of situation, i guess my hands could be in it...

I guess I better call Verizon and get an unlimited text/voice plan if I'm going to have to report every time I release sperm.