Really old is when you get home, stick the reading glasses up your butt, and put the cream on your eyes.

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Just Triing
Triathlete since 9:56:39 AM EST Aug 20, 2006.
Be kind English is my 2nd language. My primary language is Dave it's a unique evolution of English.

Yup, you're one step away from trading those 100x100 days for aqua aerobics with the blue hairs.

What, were the instructions in fine print?