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So my son slightly changed a song today with some misheard lyrics.

Original - ā€œjust say the word and Iā€™ll run right back to youā€

So a grovelling snit is desperate to get back with his girl. Heā€™ll do anything just to get back with her.

My sons version - ā€œJust save the world and Iā€™ll run right back to youā€

Now our hero is a stud.

Listen Chica, thereā€™s a line up of women who want to get with me. Save the world from impending doom and Iā€™ll give you some consideration. Until then Iā€™ll be busy shagging these chicks.

How does Danny Hart sit down with balls that big?
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Re: Misheard lyrics [BLeP] [ In reply to ]
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Enter Sandman, I screwed up the lyrics bigly.

What I heard and repeated
Dreams of war, dreams of liars
Dreams of dragon's fire
And a baked apple pie, yeah


Actual lyric
Dreams of war, dreams of liars
Dreams of dragon's fire
And of things that will bite, yeah


To make it worse I was 20 fucking years old.

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Re: Misheard lyrics [BLeP] [ In reply to ]
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Kevin James had a good bit on this way back in his stand days - "The girl with colitis goes by"



"You can never win or lose if you don't run the race." - Richard Butler

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Re: Misheard lyrics [Brian in MA] [ In reply to ]
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Hold on. Thatā€™s not the actual lyric? Iā€™ve never heard the Kevin James but, but thatā€™s exactly how Iā€™ve always sang that lyric.

Brian in MA wrote:
Kevin James had a good bit on this way back in his stand days - "The girl with colitis goes by"
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When I was a kid I thought secret agent man was secret Asian man.

Also, Blinded by the Light referred to being revved up like a douche.
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My sister was convinced that "werewolves of London" was "there went the thunder".
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Somebody to Love(Queen)


Ooh, each morning I get up I die a little

I heard: He's caught in the head of a dinosaur(very, very frightening) .
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Re: Misheard lyrics [BLeP] [ In reply to ]
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Classic from John Prine, Happy Enchilada;




If your a fan, you've got to hear this new improved version!





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Re: Misheard lyrics [BLeP] [ In reply to ]
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ā€œHold me closer Tony Danzaā€

Matt
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Re: Misheard lyrics [BLeP] [ In reply to ]
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My 10 year old girls. Ed Sheeran, Shape of You.

Actual:
Last night you were in my room, now my bedsheets smell like you.

Misheard:
Last night you were in my room, now my but cheeks smell like you.
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Re: Misheard lyrics [BLeP] [ In reply to ]
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Our lips are sealed.

How does it feel.

They constantly try to escape from the darkness outside and within
Dreaming of systems so perfect that no one will need to be good T.S. Eliot

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Re: Misheard lyrics [BLeP] [ In reply to ]
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Huey Lewis and the News - I want a new truck - is what I heard.

"The great pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do."
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Re: Misheard lyrics [BLeP] [ In reply to ]
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Tony Orlando and Dawn...

I heard: "Knock 3 times on the ceiling in Milwaukee..."

Actual: "knock 3 times on the ceiling if you want me..."

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Re: Misheard lyrics [Pun_Times] [ In reply to ]
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Pun_Times wrote:
ā€œHold me closer Tony Danzaā€

"Hold me close young Tony Danza."



If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went. - Will Rogers

Emery's Third Coast Triathlon | Tri Wisconsin Triathlon Team | Push Endurance | GLWR
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Blinded By The Light.

Actual: Revved up like a duece, another runner in the night.

Thought: Wrapped up like a douche another runner in the night.


https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=wrapped%20up%20like%20a%20douche




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Once, I was fast. But I got over it.
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Re: Misheard lyrics [BLeP] [ In reply to ]
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Bingo jet had a light out.
Won't carry you too far away.

The ants are my friends
They're blowin in the wind
That ants are just blowin in the wind

Excuse me, while I kiss this guy!

Sweet dreams are made of cheese
Who am I to diss this brie?

We are from Spokane, Spokane
We are from Spoken, Spokane
We are from Spokane, Wa-ash-ing-ton!

If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went. - Will Rogers

Emery's Third Coast Triathlon | Tri Wisconsin Triathlon Team | Push Endurance | GLWR
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Re: Misheard lyrics [BLeP] [ In reply to ]
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1. Bingo Jed Had a Light On

2. Letā€™s go shoppinā€™ ......yeeeaaaaaaaah thereā€™s a sale....

3. If a cyst turned out benign, I donā€™t mind

Civilize the mind, but make savage the body.

- Chinese proverb
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Re: Misheard lyrics [BLeP] [ In reply to ]
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One of the classic misheard lyrics that has been circulated for years is, "slow motion Walter, the fire engine guy" in place of "Smoke on the water, fire in the sky.

Barenaked Ladies worked the lyric into to an actual song called The Night I Fell Asleep at the Wheel on their Maroon album. I love obscure references like this in lyrics.
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Re: Misheard lyrics [BLeP] [ In reply to ]
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Awesome thread.

I think my most embarrassing is Brain Damage by Floyd.

I thought until my post-college years it was.. "and if your head explodes without the bones too."

One day I was listening to a live recording and was like, huh? I actually looked it up since we now had internet. Boom. Dark forbodings. Go figure.
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Re: Misheard lyrics [BLeP] [ In reply to ]
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Dirty Deeds and the Dunder Chief
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Actual: I travelled the world and the seven seas

Misheard: I travelled the world in 7 Jeans

Thatā€™s from a movie but I always find it very funny.
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Re: Misheard lyrics [torrey] [ In reply to ]
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torrey wrote:
Dirty Deeds and the Dunder Chief

Dirty Dean and the Thunder Chiefs

Civilize the mind, but make savage the body.

- Chinese proverb
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The Soca Boys have this song called "Follow the Leader"... my kids would play it. I couldn't make out a thing they were saying, just thought they were jibbering random stuff, so I'd sing along:

Fa la la lee la, lee la, lee la, Fa la la lee la!

Turns out, well...

Kids still laugh at me for that one...lol
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Making Iove to his tiny cat Jim........
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