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Germany's Military Now a Sad Joke
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During a WWII speech to the U.S. Congress, Winston Churchill observed that "The proud German Army has once again proved the truth of the saying, "The Hun is always either at your throat or your feet...." (he was quoting someone else, by the way)

Right now, it's looking like the German military is a fairly fat, lazy lapdog, sleeping down at its master's feet, sad to say. Can't there be a happy medium with them? That'd be a good start. (Eh, it'd serve 'em right if they end up being invaded by the Poles. Heh.)

“Fighter jets and helicopters that don’t fly. Ships and submarines that can’t sail. Severe shortages of everything from ammunition to underwear. If it sounds like an exaggeration to compare Germany’s Bundeswehr to ‘The Gang that Couldn’t Shoot Straight,’ look no further than the army’s standard-issue assault rifle, Heckler & Koch’s G36. The government decided to scrap the weapon after discovering that the gun misses its target if it’s too hot. . . . Given Germany’s size and economic might, Berlin’s attention to security is surprisingly shallow; citizens and politicians alike often seem oblivious to the challenges the country faces. Though Germany faces growing security threats from both Russia and China, one wouldn’t know it hanging around the German capital. Much of the media now portrays the U.S. as a security threat on par with Russia. Public attitudes have moved in a similar direction. Security discussions are driven by a handful of like-minded think tank analysts who seem to spend most their time on Twitter.”"

"Politics is just show business for ugly people."
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Re: Germany's Military Now a Sad Joke [big kahuna] [ In reply to ]
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So should we bring back Hitler? :-)
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Re: Germany's Military Now a Sad Joke [cerveloguy] [ In reply to ]
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cerveloguy wrote:
So should we bring back Hitler? :-)

More like Frederick II
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Re: Germany's Military Now a Sad Joke [big kahuna] [ In reply to ]
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I’m fine with Germany not having a military worth a shit. There’s a lot of unpleasant history when they were worth a shit. On more than one occasion.

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Re: Germany's Military Now a Sad Joke [The GMAN] [ In reply to ]
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The GMAN wrote:
I’m fine with Germany not having a military worth a shit. There’s a lot of unpleasant history when they were worth a shit. On more than one occasion.

I think what BK is saying is that Germany is not doing their duty by getting into another cold war with Russia. What he's missing is that after their history, neither country actually wants one.
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Re: Germany's Military Now a Sad Joke [cerveloguy] [ In reply to ]
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cerveloguy wrote:
So should we bring back Hitler? :-)


he gone done shot heself
Last edited by: Gashman: Feb 19, 19 21:51
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Re: Germany's Military Now a Sad Joke [big kahuna] [ In reply to ]
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didn’t you post about Germany’s military already? A few months ago?

Are you out of ideas for your blog posts?
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Re: Germany's Military Now a Sad Joke [big kahuna] [ In reply to ]
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More Trump talking points from Mr. Independent Review.

How does Danny Hart sit down with balls that big?
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Re: Germany's Military Now a Sad Joke [windywave] [ In reply to ]
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windywave wrote:
cerveloguy wrote:
So should we bring back Hitler? :-)


More like Frederick II

Bismark or no Chancellor
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Re: Germany's Military Now a Sad Joke [cerveloguy] [ In reply to ]
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cerveloguy wrote:
So should we bring back Hitler? :-)

Hahahaha! No, but there's gotta be some sort of middle ground with these folks. They're pacifistic right up until they become stark raving mad militarists. That's not a good look eh? Heh.

(On a side note, I love working the daily Lufthansa international flight we have here. Lots of tall, blonde German female flight attendants. Very easy on the eyes and all very pleasant, heh.)

"Politics is just show business for ugly people."
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Re: Germany's Military Now a Sad Joke [slink] [ In reply to ]
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slink wrote:
didn’t you post about Germany’s military already? A few months ago?

Are you out of ideas for your blog posts?

This is an update. But I have to post stuff like this. I mean, given you're not posting anything of notable worth, other than kvetching about others' posts, I mean.

"Politics is just show business for ugly people."
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Re: Germany's Military Now a Sad Joke [BLeP] [ In reply to ]
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BLeP wrote:
More Trump talking points from Mr. Independent Review.

Well, you can always take comfort in the fact that your armed forces are probably, at this point, marginally better than Germany's, so you always have that going for you, right?

"Politics is just show business for ugly people."
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Re: Germany's Military Now a Sad Joke [big kahuna] [ In reply to ]
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'better' at what?

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Re: Germany's Military Now a Sad Joke [BLeP] [ In reply to ]
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BLeP wrote:
More Trump talking points from Mr. Independent Review.

How'd you sleep under my umbrella of safety last night?
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Re: Germany's Military Now a Sad Joke [windywave] [ In reply to ]
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windywave wrote:
BLeP wrote:
More Trump talking points from Mr. Independent Review.


How'd you sleep under my umbrella of safety last night?

Hey, if you are our "protectors" go deal with the Russians. They are making moves in the Arctic and nobody has the balls to stop them.

Thanks.

How does Danny Hart sit down with balls that big?
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Re: Germany's Military Now a Sad Joke [big kahuna] [ In reply to ]
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I am sure all the Germans are really sad about that.

How is Germany doing? As we know the country is fare left leaning.

The German government once again has an embarrassment of riches, with the emphasis on embarrassment. For the fourth year in a row, Berlin is running a budget surplus, which for 2018 will top €10 billion ($11.4 billion) and may even reach the €12.5 billion of 2015.
https://www.handelsblatt.com/today/politics/how-to-spend-it-germanys-budget-surplus-puts-finance-minister-in-an-embarrassing-spot/23773758.html?ticket=ST-2142844-9OYsAuTEFFoMTGi9UJnq-ap4


But I am sure Trump can deliver a surplus like he said...............
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Re: Germany's Military Now a Sad Joke [Halvard] [ In reply to ]
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Halvard wrote:
I am sure all the Germans are really sad about that.

How is Germany doing? As we know the country is fare left leaning.

The German government once again has an embarrassment of riches, with the emphasis on embarrassment. For the fourth year in a row, Berlin is running a budget surplus, which for 2018 will top €10 billion ($11.4 billion) and may even reach the €12.5 billion of 2015.
https://www.handelsblatt.com/today/politics/how-to-spend-it-germanys-budget-surplus-puts-finance-minister-in-an-embarrassing-spot/23773758.html?ticket=ST-2142844-9OYsAuTEFFoMTGi9UJnq-ap4


But I am sure Trump can deliver a surplus like he said...............

winning
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Re: Germany's Military Now a Sad Joke [big kahuna] [ In reply to ]
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They're pacifistic right up until they become stark raving mad militarists.



Take a local train immediately after a soccer match and the stormtroopers are on full drunken display.

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Re: Germany's Military Now a Sad Joke [schroeder] [ In reply to ]
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schroeder wrote:
They're pacifistic right up until they become stark raving mad militarists.



Take a local train immediately after a soccer match and the stormtroopers are on full drunken display.

For a minute there I thought you were talking about the US.
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