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Re: Post your best joke [jharris] [ In reply to ]
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Farmer with a duck under his arm walks into his kitchen where his wife is sitting having her morning coffee and says, "This is the pig I've been fucking".

Wife says, "You idiot, that's a duck not a pig!"

Farmers says, "I wasn't talking to you."
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Re: Post your best joke [ThisIsIt] [ In reply to ]
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ThisIsIt wrote:
Farmer with a duck under his arm walks into his kitchen where his wife is sitting having her morning coffee and says, "This is the pig I've been fucking".

Wife says, "You idiot, that's a duck not a pig!"

Farmers says, "I wasn't talking to you."


I’ll add a duck joke:

A duck waddles into a bookstore. The duck grabs a book and waddles over to the register, sets down the book, and continues to shop. The cashier figures, ok, something is up. I’ll go along with this.

The duck continues to grab books and lay them on the counter by the register and finally checks out with the cashier. The cashier rings up the books and says to the duck,” That will be $39.53.”

The duck says, “Just put the books on my bill.”
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