I hate past BLeP

Feb 16, 19 10:28

Post #1 of 18 (1397 views)

Do you ever want to go back in time and punch your past self in the nutsack?

We’ve got two boys. One is almost 7 the other is 18 months.

Anyway, we have a pile of old shoes and boots that we kept from the older boy. The younger’s size 4 winter boots are now too tight. So I go down to pull out the 5s. Sure enough there is no pair of 5s. Or 6s for that matter. 7 is way to big so of course I have that size.

Somewhere in this house are two pair of boots that I can’t find. I am certain that when I buy a new pair of boots I will find the old ones.

Past BLeP is an idiot. Why didn’t he put them with the rest of the shoes?

Fuck that guy.

How does Danny Hart sit down with balls that big?

Re: I hate past BLeP [BLeP] [ In reply to ]

Feb 16, 19 11:10

Post #2 of 18 (1356 views)

BLeP wrote:

Do you ever want to go back in time and punch your past self in the nutsack?

We’ve got two boys. One is almost 7 the other is 18 months.

Anyway, we have a pile of old shoes and boots that we kept from the older boy. The younger’s size 4 winter boots are now too tight. So I go down to pull out the 5s. Sure enough there is no pair of 5s. Or 6s for that matter. 7 is way to big so of course I have that size.

Somewhere in this house are two pair of boots that I can’t find. I am certain that when I buy a new pair of boots I will find the old ones.

Past BLeP is an idiot. Why didn’t he put them with the rest of the shoes?

Fuck that guy.

No offense, but present Blep is no cup of sugar, and I don't have high expectations for future Blep. I guess what I'm saying is don't be too hard on past Blep. He may be a highwater mark.

Re: I hate past BLeP [BLeP] [ In reply to ]

Feb 16, 19 11:14

Post #3 of 18 (1350 views)

Do you at least remember where you buried the bodies?

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http://tri-banter.blogspot.com/

Re: I hate past BLeP [BLeP] [ In reply to ]

Feb 16, 19 11:21

Post #4 of 18 (1345 views)

BLeP wrote:

Do you ever want to go back in time and punch your past self in the nutsack?

We’ve got two boys. One is almost 7 the other is 18 months.

Anyway, we have a pile of old shoes and boots that we kept from the older boy. The younger’s size 4 winter boots are now too tight. So I go down to pull out the 5s. Sure enough there is no pair of 5s. Or 6s for that matter. 7 is way to big so of course I have that size.

Somewhere in this house are two pair of boots that I can’t find. I am certain that when I buy a new pair of boots I will find the old ones.

Past BLeP is an idiot. Why didn’t he put them with the rest of the shoes?

Fuck that guy.

While you're at it, can you look for a GoPro I lost last year? How about the Ah-so Cork Puller and mandoline slicer that seems to have been misplaced in our move last year?

Re: I hate past BLeP [BLeP] [ In reply to ]

Feb 16, 19 11:31

Post #5 of 18 (1333 views)

You put them where they belonged. Your wife moved them.

At least that's what I tell myself when something goes missing.

Re: I hate past BLeP [davec] [ In reply to ]

Feb 16, 19 11:35

Post #6 of 18 (1319 views)

Unfortunately for some reason she has left all the old clothes handling to me.

I can’t explain what she was thinking.

How does Danny Hart sit down with balls that big?

Re: I hate past BLeP [BLeP] [ In reply to ]

Feb 16, 19 11:40

Post #7 of 18 (1312 views)

I’m sorry to break it to ya, but now that my girls are in their late teens, I can tell you this: you’re gonna hate future BLeP even more.

Sorry.

Re: I hate past BLeP [BLeP] [ In reply to ]

Feb 16, 19 12:04

Post #8 of 18 (1292 views)

Somewhere in this house are two pair of boots that I can’t find. I am certain that when I buy a new pair of boots I will find the old ones.

Check the drier.

There's always one sock in there so maybe it works the same with boots.

Re: I hate past BLeP [BLeP] [ In reply to ]

Feb 16, 19 13:18

Post #9 of 18 (1250 views)

I wish I could go back to 2009 and tell myself "DO NOT START A BUSINESS!"
If it weren't for that stupidity I'd probably be retired.

Re: I hate past BLeP [BLeP] [ In reply to ]

Feb 16, 19 13:53

Post #10 of 18 (1237 views)

Would this be pre- or post- moose-loving BLeP?

If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went. - Will Rogers

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Re: I hate past BLeP [JSA] [ In reply to ]

Feb 16, 19 14:36

Post #11 of 18 (1216 views)

JSA wrote:

Would this be pre- or post- moose-loving BLeP?

Moose love is forever.

Re: I hate past BLeP [BLeP] [ In reply to ]

Feb 16, 19 14:56

Post #12 of 18 (1199 views)

As a child I don’t recall there being anything significant enough to warrant action. Late high school I’d kick myself in the nuts for not focusing on classeork and limiting my future options.

I’d kick my 2007 self in the nuts fot not leaving it all on the run course of IMWA and seeing how low I could have gone.

I’d kick my 2007-2013 self in the nuts for not giving enough attention to the ex.

I’d kick my late 2017 or mid 2018 self in the nuts for not recognising the activities that caused my medial meniscus tear.

Though it would be easier (and potentially more fun) to get in the LR queue and kick you in the nuts - any vintage.

Re: I hate past BLeP [mv2005] [ In reply to ]

Feb 16, 19 15:07

Post #13 of 18 (1192 views)

mv2005 wrote:

Late high school I’d kick myself in the nuts for not focusing on classeork

You don’t say.

How does Danny Hart sit down with balls that big?

Re: I hate past BLeP [BLeP] [ In reply to ]

Feb 16, 19 15:31

Post #14 of 18 (1172 views)

BLeP wrote:

mv2005 wrote:

Late high school I’d kick myself in the nuts for not focusing on classeork

You don’t say.

Come on, don’t you too still use a 5S? Have you seen how small the keys are?

Re: I hate past BLeP [mv2005] [ In reply to ]

Feb 16, 19 15:56

Post #15 of 18 (1156 views)

iPhone X. I hate it. It’s a giant piece of shit.

When I bring up Siri the screen goes blank and won’t respond to anything. When I put it on a wireless charger the screen turns on and stays on. Then it actually discharges because it must be usjng more power than it’s getting.

Glad I paid extra to get that wireless charger in my car. (Don’t cry too much for me there it’s a short term lease (14,000km) and it’s about $1 per month for the charger)

How does Danny Hart sit down with balls that big?

Re: I hate past BLeP [BLeP] [ In reply to ]

Feb 16, 19 16:49

Post #16 of 18 (1127 views)

Is it possible that the 7 year old didn't wear size 5 or 6 boots because it was summer when he was that big?

Re: I hate past BLeP [timbasile] [ In reply to ]

Feb 16, 19 18:45

Post #17 of 18 (1075 views)

timbasile wrote:

Is it possible that the 7 year old didn't wear size 5 or 6 boots because it was summer when he was that big?

Nah he would have worn 5 or 6. He wasn’t a super fast grower.

How does Danny Hart sit down with balls that big?

Re: I hate past BLeP [BLeP] [ In reply to ]

Feb 17, 19 6:40

Post #18 of 18 (987 views)

I wish I could I higher a "working lady" to punch me in the balls every morning. ....just to remind me I suck

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