This. And JSA is a fuckstick.

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I have a suggestion - move to southern California. I hear they don't have to plow or salt out there.

https://www.buckys5thquarter.com/...app-charles-matthews

I thought this was going to be about basketball.

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They constantly try to escape from the darkness outside and within
Dreaming of systems so perfect that no one will need to be good T.S. Eliot

There are lots more Friday Night fish fries than snow plows here - so learn how to drive or get a decent set of tires. Had me some perch the other day.

Cool thing about snow is we can say 8-12" about something white.

I was going to suggest that you and JSA get a room for your little Illinois Wisconsin circle jerk, but this thread is slightly better than BK spam of late so I’ll just comment to bring this to the top of the page.

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Suffer Well.

Says the Canadian

I'll take snow over wild fires, drought, and earthquakes

Good tires, AWD, been driving in snow since I learned to drive. All of which is immaterial to the fact plowing and salting seems like a foreign concept

Just slightly?

Now you've gone and done it, bro. Nice knowing you, man, and to which funeral home do I send the flowers? Heh.

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He's a H8er and a pleb, big guy. Just disregard his rantings. We're the only two keeping this board alive, man! Heh.

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"Politics is just show business for ugly people."

I didn't want to hurt BK's feelings. He's taken it on the chin recently and is somewhat of an insecure fellow.

I admire the well written prose of the original post: " land of the 70's fashion wearing diabetic obese dairy farming cow diddling inbreds " and JSA's Illinois bashing game has improved with some new memes- he's even taken the time to create his own.

So you're right, I need to revise my take. This thread is far better than the dribble posted here lately.

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Dude, if I were insecure I wouldn't be coming back for more from all you guys, and on a regular basis. Also, I actually don't give a fuck who (including me) or what you're laughing at when I do a post, just so long as you're laughing. Laughter is a good thing, never a bad thing (unless it's more a schadenfreude-y laughter... which is sometimes a bad thing, I guess).

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"Politics is just show business for ugly people."

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Hahahahaha! How'd you know my middle name was Francis? Heh.

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"Politics is just show business for ugly people."

First rule of being a dick is don't make errors in your posts.

Bring back MJuric!!!

Which day?

First, I should state I live in Wisconsin and was born in Illinois. Lived in Schaumburg til I was a teenager. Love the state, not the taxes and the government drama.

I was in Schaumburg area for the bike swap in Chicago and came back home to wisconsin yestetday. This was the day of your post.

There was about 1/2” that fell in Illinois. I drove by a municipal facility and the salt trucks were loaded up. 2 salt trucks I saw on the interstate as well.

By the time I hit Gurnee, snow was pretty minor and by the time I hit Wisconsin border- nada.

I own a snow removal business, so I know every storm. Last night, we salted at 10pm so parking lots would be clear in the morning as a precaution.

It was minor snow. At best.

Now, tonight and tomorrow’s 5-12” will be snow. Plenty of trucks should be out.

Yesterday. It was fine up to white fish bay but after that started getting crappy in the interstates. Once I got off it was a disaster. I saw two accidents and almost was in ine myself

Well, there you go. Anything north of Mequon... I see no reason to ever travel further than that. Except for Road America and the Door County Triathlon. Of course, head west toward Madison and your good. Anything north of Madison is also a ghost town.

In fairness- that’s no different than being 30 min into Illinois south of Chicago. Ghost down. Heck- the rest of Illinois is a ghost town.