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Helping out TSA
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Flying out mid-week for the first time since the shutdown began. Thinking about giving those on duty at TSA a small donation of a gift.

Any ideas?

Grocery/gas gift card?

I was originally thinking doughnuts but figured I would get flagged and that doesn't really help them anyway over than a 5 second pleasure.
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Re: Helping out TSA [907Tri] [ In reply to ]
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A firearm? Some weed? Sharp objects?

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Re: Helping out TSA [907Tri] [ In reply to ]
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Are you traveling with kids?

They really seem to like patting them down. Maybe you can run ‘em through a few times.

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Re: Helping out TSA [Duffy] [ In reply to ]
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Duffy wrote:
Are you traveling with kids?

They really seem to like patting them down. Maybe you can run ‘em through a few times.


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Re: Helping out TSA [907Tri] [ In reply to ]
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You can't do anything more than be polite and say thank you. TSA are not allowed to accept bribes, or gifts, of any kind.

But if you really do in insist on giving them a $20, then make sure you make eye contact, wink and then glance toward your bag.
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Re: Helping out TSA [907Tri] [ In reply to ]
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Wear this shirt to let them know you appreciate their work



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Re: Helping out TSA [907Tri] [ In reply to ]
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It's nice of you to think of that.

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Re: Helping out TSA [Guffaw] [ In reply to ]
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Guffaw wrote:
Wear this shirt to let them know you appreciate their work

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Re: Helping out TSA [Guffaw] [ In reply to ]
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Guffaw wrote:
Wear this shirt to let them know you appreciate their work


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Re: Helping out TSA [907Tri] [ In reply to ]
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907Tri wrote:
Flying out mid-week for the first time since the shutdown began. Thinking about giving those on duty at TSA a small donation of a gift.

Any ideas?

Grocery/gas gift card?

I was originally thinking doughnuts but figured I would get flagged and that doesn't really help them anyway over than a 5 second pleasure.

Pretty sure giving a federal agent money is a federal offence.

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