One better. My wife got the fake IRS call. From a number in Germany..

Just last week we arrested a SINGLE murder! OMG! Build that wall!

I called the number back. After all, I can’t have a warrant for my arrest floating around out there. I had a lot of questions and eventually the dude dropped all pretense of hiding his accent , called me some not nice names and hung up. Not sure what happened to the warrant. . .

The president is disappointed with me...


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Friend,

Last night, President Trump hosted one of the most important rallies EVER in El Paso, Texas.

Congress’ critical deadline to FUND THE WALL is in just 3 days.

The President was disappointed your name wasn’t on the first list of Official Build the Wall Members we sent him the other day.

Our movement to Build The Wall started when the President took his famous escalator ride to announce his presidential campaign. Today is the day you can be one of the American Patriots that finished the job and BUILT THE WALL.

Please contribute at least $5 by 11:59 PM TONIGHT to become an Official Build The Wall Member and get on the list we send the President tonight.
OFFICIAL BUILD THE WALL MEMBERSHIP
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Lana S. $105 RENEWED
Dorothy K. $55 RENEWED
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Roger F. $35 RENEWED
Lucas B. $42 RENEWED
CONTRIBUTE $5
Attention: To ensure that President Trump sees your name on the next list of Official Build the Wall Members, please renew your membership by 11:59 PM TONIGHT: https://donate.donaldjtrump.com/build-the-wall-members

CONTRIBUTE $20

CONTRIBUTE $15

CONTRIBUTE $10

CONTRIBUTE $5

CONTRIBUTE OTHER AMOUNT


Thank you,
Team Trump 2020

CONTRIBUTE $5


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BAD knewbike.

Wait, there's a revised deadline?! Oh thank goodness... get on it!

It's fucking comical.

I can’t decide if his famous escalator ride is metaphorical or actual...

it's a mashup of K-Tel and Brando as the Godfather

Sigh


Trump Pence Make America Great Again

Friend,

Nancy Pelosi and Democrats have not negotiated in good faith to fund a wall at our Southern Border, proving that obstruction is far more important to them than YOUR SAFETY.

Last week, more than 95% of the Patriots I polled demanded a wall. That’s because WALLS WORK! I was just in the great city of El Paso, Texas, where illegal traffic has dropped over 90% because of their beautiful wall.

I cannot allow America’s safety and security to be put at risk any longer. We need the wall, and I must put AMERICA FIRST!

Nancy and Democrats have said they will consider filing a legal challenge to ensure the wall is never built, as they continue putting illegal immigrants before Americans. So, we need you to make a HUGE statement to them right now.

I’m setting a goal of raising $2,OOO,OOO. I know a goal this big is unprecedented, but we need the American people to make a powerful statement to these Democrats to FINISH THE WALL.

Please make a special contribution by 9 PM EST to show you want to FINISH THE WALL and your donation will be instantly QUADRUPLE-MATCHED.

FINISH THE WALL
EMAIL: ___________
ACCOUNT NUMBER: ____\\\\\\
DEADLINE: 11:59 PM TONIGHT
QUADRUPLE MATCH: UNUSED
CONTRIBUTE $5 = $25

CONTRIBUTE $20 = $100

CONTRIBUTE $15 = $75

CONTRIBUTE $10 = $50

CONTRIBUTE $5 = $25

CONTRIBUTE OTHER AMOUNT

This is one of the most CRITICAL moments in the history of our country. We MUST finish the job.

The wall will be built. Trust me. When the wall is complete, make sure your name is on the right side of history, having put Americans before illegal immigrants.

Please make a special contribution by 9 PM EST to show you want to FINISH THE WALL and your donation will be instantly QUADRUPLE-MATCHED.


Thank you,

President Trump
Donald J. Trump


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just another example. These never end. daily.

“When children are [not in school], they are missing more than just time in the classroom…”
- Melania Trump, First Lady of the United States

Kevin,

Our First Lady is right.

If schools around our Nation choose not to re-open soon, our children will miss so much more than just an education. The Invisible Enemy has already taken so much from our Country, and we cannot allow it to take away our kids’ childhood too.

As your President, I will not stand for that. America needs to get back on track.

It’s important that EVERY American comes together at a time like this to send a united message that SCHOOLS MUST RE-OPEN IN THE FALL. I’m calling on YOU to make a public statement and add your name to stand with your President and our First Lady.

The Radical Left (the cancel everything party) will try and keep our schools closed FOREVER. We need 1 MILLION signatures to show them where Real Americans stand.

Please add your name IMMEDIATELY to stand with your President and the First Lady to re-open schools in the fall. >>

STAND WITH PRESIDENT TRUMP AND THE FIRST LADY

CONFIRM YOUR INFORMATION

ADD YOUR NAME NOW >>

Please add your name by 11:59 PM TONIGHT to stand with President Trump!

I want to know who stood with me to fight for our children’s futures.

My team is sending me a list of EVERY Patriot who signs their name by 11:59 PM TONIGHT. I hope to see yours. Don’t let me down.

Add your name by 11:59 PM TONIGHT to stand with your President and the First Lady and to get on the official list of supporters.

Thank you,


Donald J. Trump
President of the United States

ADD YOUR NAME NOW >>

The "Invisible Enemy." ixnay on mentioning the ovid-cay. It's like Voldemort.

Or Candyman. Say it three times and you get infected.

Tomorrow’s presser will have Pence claiming that numbers are increasing because people are talking about it too much.

Friendo

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=FIEq4pqsJro

is this an email trawl disguised as a petition? Weird.