Kleenex is taking it seriously.

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Civilize the mind, but make savage the body.

- Chinese proverb

You realize that article is all satire, right?

Edit: Sorry, late to the party.

"Wouldn’t want to burn your vagina. "

Not likely. I keep it in the freezer.

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even JSA springs for Panera for important meetings

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maybe she's born with it, maybe it's chlorine
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the juxtaposition of the fast food and the chandeliers, though

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maybe she's born with it, maybe it's chlorine
If you're injured and need some sympathy, PM me and I'm very happy to write back.
disclaimer: PhD not MD

What gets me is that DC is the birthplace of Five Guys. That is a decent burger and fries (and the peanuts are free). If he had ordered from there I bet he would have gotten a lot less flack.

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It reminds me a little bit of William Randolph Hearst. Only a whole other level beyond Hearst.

Well Reagan was famous for having jelly beans. Of course trump probably heard that about Reagan one time and just thought, "people like Reagan because of candy, so if I have candy, people will like me." I am fairly sure that is as much as trump would investigate why people liked a president.

What's that got to do with anything? They were there to talk about adoptions.

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The devil made me do it the first time, second time I done it on my own - W

You sir are winning.

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How does Danny Hart sit down with balls that big?

the owner of a Michelin starred restaurant in Chicago wants to give them a meal.

https://www.chicagotribune.com/...-20190116-story.html

it's number 21 on the list of the best 50 restaurants in the world.

probably won't happen due to NCAA rules - but it's worth at least $250 a person.

The hits just keep on coming.

Good, but Tigerchik's got him beat:

Nah that ones been beaten to death. Spheres joke was more subtle.

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How does Danny Hart sit down with balls that big?

Oh shit I'd love to eat at Achatz's place.

BREAKING:

Even the ball washers have to admit that was funny and clever too!

It's lame.

But the stack of headlines on the left-hand side of the screen are actually hilarious.

That they are, even the one about Antonio Brown.