I mean, getting 40 golden rings over the 12 days is nice and all, but what the hell am I supposed to do with 42 swans a swimming? Doesn’t she know me at all? When have I ever shown the slightest interest in owning even one swan, let alone 42 of those things. The lawn would be a complete mess, and I’m bound to get noise complaints from the neighbours.
Also, my true love has an unhealthy infatuation with birds, between the partridges, calling birds, French hens, turtle doves, geese and aforementioned swans.
Swimming Workout of the Day:
Favourite Swim Sets:
2020 National Masters Champion - M50-54 - 50m Butterfly
Also, my true love has an unhealthy infatuation with birds, between the partridges, calling birds, French hens, turtle doves, geese and aforementioned swans.
Swimming Workout of the Day:
Favourite Swim Sets:
2020 National Masters Champion - M50-54 - 50m Butterfly