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My true love doesn’t really love me.
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I mean, getting 40 golden rings over the 12 days is nice and all, but what the hell am I supposed to do with 42 swans a swimming? Doesn’t she know me at all? When have I ever shown the slightest interest in owning even one swan, let alone 42 of those things. The lawn would be a complete mess, and I’m bound to get noise complaints from the neighbours.

Also, my true love has an unhealthy infatuation with birds, between the partridges, calling birds, French hens, turtle doves, geese and aforementioned swans.

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Re: My true love doesn’t really love me. [JasoninHalifax] [ In reply to ]
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Do you have a shotgun?

For the birds, not your weirdo true love.
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chriskal wrote:
Do you have a shotgun?

For the birds, not your weirdo true love.

“.....2 turtle doves, and a shotgun for all of those birds”

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JasoninHalifax wrote:
chriskal wrote:
Do you have a shotgun?

For the birds, not your weirdo true love.


“.....2 turtle doves, and a shotgun for all of those birds”

You'd have never made it as a lyricist...

"... and a shotgun for all those damn birds!"
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SH wrote:
JasoninHalifax wrote:
chriskal wrote:
Do you have a shotgun?

For the birds, not your weirdo true love.


“.....2 turtle doves, and a shotgun for all of those birds”

You'd have never made it as a lyricist...

"... and a shotgun for all those damn birds!"

Different versions for different audiences. I started with the radio-friendly version.

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Look at the positive, if she bought those golden rings in the US, they're actually worth about 52 golden rings Canadian.
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I was sure this was going to be a story about running out of money at the strip club.

I'm beginning to think that we are much more fucked than I thought.
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The one song that is equal in annoyance to 99 Bottle of Beer on the Wall
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j p o wrote:
I was sure this was going to be a story about running out of money at the strip club.

or that she didn't approve of his vegan eating lifestyle change.
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j p o wrote:
I was sure this was going to be a story about running out of money at the strip club.

I’m never quite sure where I should be putting the toonies...

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gofigure wrote:
j p o wrote:
I was sure this was going to be a story about running out of money at the strip club.

or that she didn't approve of his vegan eating lifestyle change.

Change??? Nothings changed.

Have you seen veganerd lately? He keeps stiffing me on my dinner invites.

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Last edited by: JasoninHalifax: Dec 15, 18 12:51
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Kudos on an original thread (seriously). Got a chuckle.

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New toques or back bacon?
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"...and a BEER...!"
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