You are lucky

Two girls. It's Bath day every day, 5&3........

Both potty trained in day but both 100% need washing daily...........

Proud fathering often requires a "don't tell Mom" direction while exchanging high fives.

These moments are why we have camera phones.

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Kotter
Getting back into the game...
Slower than you.

Enjoy these days. When your kids are 15 & 17 you will long for them.

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"The great pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do."

holy smokes i have tears in my eyes im laughing so hard!!!!

Solid.

My 2 year old son laughs at his own farts. The other night he figured out that if he farts in the tub, it creates bubbles. I thought he was going to have a stroke from laughing so hard.

Good way to end of with a child porn conviction these days too

It's a fine line.

I remember the first photo my MIL showed me when my Mrs took me home to meet them was a photo of my Mrs, about 9 months old laying naked on a sheepskin rug.
Obviously a totally innocent photo like most photos of these kind are.
Doesn't mean it can't get you in trouble these days

I'm just glad this isn't the same OP as the "where should I put the elf" thread

I agree. I self-censor the photos I take of my own kids (that I have no intention of displaying publicly). Bubble baths make "cute tub photos" so much easier.

I have twin boys. When they were somewhere around 5 years old, one of them was in the tub taking a bath. I checked on him and everything seemed fine. All of a sudden, he is screaming for me to come to the bathroom. Here's the conversation that ensued:

Son: Dad, I need some more mac and cheese!
Dad: You just had two helpings for dinner and you are in the bath.
Son: I really need more mac cheese.
Dad: OK, when you are out of the tub, you can have some more.
Son: No, I really need it now!
Dad: Why?
Son: I have to poop!
Dad: So you need mac and cheese so you can poop?
Son: Yes!
Dad: Son, it doesn't work that way.
Son: But I really need to poop.
Dad: Looks at his brother standing there looking kind of guilty. Asks him "what's going on?"
Other Son: Well, remember those little penguin figurines we got with our zoo playset?
Dad: Yessss...
Other Son: I dared Son #1 to stick it up his pooper. Now it is stuck. (Penguin has little wings that stick out like barbs on a hook)
Son: I need to poop!
Dad: Yelling to Mom to call the Advice Nurse while picking up Son #1 and placing him on the toilet.
Dad: Yelling at Son #1 to push while reaching under him and pulling apart his butt cheeks.
Dad: Push out that penguin! Push out that penguin. C'mon, you can do it!
Mom: I've got the Advice Nurse on the line, what should I tell her?
We all hear a plop and a splash.
Dad: For the love of God, hang up the phone!

Now, anytime someone announces they are going to drop a deuce, we simply say, we are going to "push a penguin".

Omg! I’m crying from laughing! That’s hilarious!!

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Swimming Workout of the Day:

Favourite Swim Sets:

2020 National Masters Champion - M50-54 - 50m Butterfly

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

You win! That’s hilarious !!

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Harry: "I expected the Rocky Mountains to be a little rockier than this."
Loyd: "I was thinking the same thing. That John Denver's full of shit, man."