I'm sure the football squad can help fill in any gaps in their education.

My only question:

Is she hot?

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"A man must love a thing very much if he practices it without any hope of fame and money, but even practices it without any hope of doing it well." G.K. Chesterton

I have a funny story about that.....

My little sister is out, and while she was at college she met a girl at a school dance and this girl spent a night or two with my sister in her dorm. A couple of weeks pass, my sister having lost contact with the girl when she sees the girls mugshot posted around campus with the warning that any person that has come into sexual contact with this girl is to report to the health office immedeatly. My sister freaks out, cathes her breath and goes to the health office, where she sees the entire football team sitting in the waiting room. She tells the nurse that she is there in response to the posting and that she came into contact with the girl. The nurse tells her 'Oh no dear, it said SEXUAL contact'. To which my sister had to say, in the presence of the school football team that was there for the same reason as my sister, yes, I know, and we did.

Turns out the girl was homeless and would pass herself off as a student to hook up with students to spend the nights in a dorm room and get food. She had a STD, hence the posters. My sister was fine.