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Buy your wife a scarf
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This is a real scarf. Can't make this shit up.



http://www.theweek.co.uk/...to-fendi-vulva-scarf

How does Danny Hart sit down with balls that big?
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Re: Buy your wife a scarf [BLeP] [ In reply to ]
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https://forum.slowtwitch.com/.../?page=unread#unread

Civilize the mind, but make savage the body.

- Chinese proverb
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Re: Buy your wife a scarf [Duffy] [ In reply to ]
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Bah.

I must have missed that because I was in Kona.



How does Danny Hart sit down with balls that big?
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Re: Buy your wife a scarf [BLeP] [ In reply to ]
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The only reason I caught it was because I finished before you.

Civilize the mind, but make savage the body.

- Chinese proverb
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Re: Buy your wife a scarf [Duffy] [ In reply to ]
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Duffy wrote:
The only reason I caught it was because I finished before you.

I won my age group so they asked me to hang out at the finish until midnight. So I was too busy cheering losers like you on to worry about ST.

How does Danny Hart sit down with balls that big?
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Re: Buy your wife a scarf [BLeP] [ In reply to ]
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BLeP wrote:
Duffy wrote:
The only reason I caught it was because I finished before you.

I won my age group so they asked me to hang out at the finish until midnight. So I was too busy cheering losers like you on to worry about ST.

I finished then went back to the run start to help lead a blind woman.

Civilize the mind, but make savage the body.

- Chinese proverb
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Re: Buy your wife a scarf [Duffy] [ In reply to ]
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Duffy wrote:
BLeP wrote:
Duffy wrote:
The only reason I caught it was because I finished before you.


I won my age group so they asked me to hang out at the finish until midnight. So I was too busy cheering losers like you on to worry about ST.


I finished then went back to the run start to help lead a blind woman.

Thanks for helping her out; she was blinded by my stunning good looks. I felt bad but winners win. Losers help.

How does Danny Hart sit down with balls that big?
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Re: Buy your wife a scarf [BLeP] [ In reply to ]
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BLeP wrote:
Duffy wrote:
BLeP wrote:
Duffy wrote:
The only reason I caught it was because I finished before you.


I won my age group so they asked me to hang out at the finish until midnight. So I was too busy cheering losers like you on to worry about ST.


I finished then went back to the run start to help lead a blind woman.

Thanks for helping her out; she was blinded by my stunning good looks. I felt bad but winners win. Losers help.

She saw you in your crocs and cargo shorts so she gouged her own eyes out.

Civilize the mind, but make savage the body.

- Chinese proverb
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Re: Buy your wife a scarf [Duffy] [ In reply to ]
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Duffy wrote:
BLeP wrote:
Duffy wrote:
BLeP wrote:
Duffy wrote:
The only reason I caught it was because I finished before you.


I won my age group so they asked me to hang out at the finish until midnight. So I was too busy cheering losers like you on to worry about ST.


I finished then went back to the run start to help lead a blind woman.


Thanks for helping her out; she was blinded by my stunning good looks. I felt bad but winners win. Losers help.


She saw you in your crocs and cargo shorts so she gouged her own eyes out.


Every now and then slowtwitch really delivers

They constantly try to escape from the darkness outside and within
Dreaming of systems so perfect that no one will need to be good T.S. Eliot

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