FIFA Asks: "How Can We Make Soccer Boring?"

Jul 14, 18 7:43

Post #1 of 10 (1313 views)

C'mon, FIFA. Lighten up a bit, you corrupt band of wankers. ;-)

FIFA Tells World Cup Broadcasters To Stop Zooming In On ‘Hot Women’ In The Stands

"Politics is just show business for ugly people."

Re: FIFA Asks: "How Can We Make Soccer Boring?" [big kahuna] [ In reply to ]

Jul 14, 18 7:57

Post #2 of 10 (1294 views)

Given that the alternative is watching 85 minutes of no action followed by 5 minutes of excitement, zooming in on hot women should be mandatory.

Re: FIFA Asks: "How Can We Make Soccer Boring?" [big kahuna] [ In reply to ]

Jul 14, 18 8:51

Post #3 of 10 (1261 views)

It’s about time.

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Re: FIFA Asks: "How Can We Make Soccer Boring?" [big kahuna] [ In reply to ]

Jul 14, 18 8:59

Post #4 of 10 (1253 views)

big kahuna wrote:

C'mon, FIFA. Lighten up a bit, you corrupt band of wankers. ;-)

FIFA Tells World Cup Broadcasters To Stop Zooming In On ‘Hot Women’ In The Stands

Like Formula One getting rid of the pit girls. Politically correctly stupid.

Re: FIFA Asks: "How Can We Make Soccer Boring?" [big kahuna] [ In reply to ]

Jul 14, 18 9:03

Post #5 of 10 (1252 views)

Civilize the mind, but make savage the body.

- Chinese proverb

Re: FIFA Asks: "How Can We Make Soccer Boring?" [Sanuk] [ In reply to ]

Jul 14, 18 10:07

Post #6 of 10 (1212 views)

Sanuk wrote:

Given that the alternative is watching 85 minutes of no action followed by 5 minutes of excitement, zooming in on hot women should be mandatory.

So why don't they zoom in on hot women in basketball then?

Re: FIFA Asks: "How Can We Make Soccer Boring?" [big kahuna] [ In reply to ]

Jul 14, 18 12:00

Post #7 of 10 (1171 views)

big kahuna wrote:

C'mon, FIFA. Lighten up a bit, you corrupt band of wankers. ;-)

FIFA Tells World Cup Broadcasters To Stop Zooming In On ‘Hot Women’ In The Stands

I heard to increase interest the waning interest in baseball the MLB was going to cutaway to hot women in the crowd but realized hot women don’t go to games. So instead they just cut to the dugout and show the everyone on the bench chewing sunflower seeds.

Matt

Re: FIFA Asks: "How Can We Make Soccer Boring?" [Pun_Times] [ In reply to ]

Jul 14, 18 13:33

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Pun_Times wrote:

big kahuna wrote:

C'mon, FIFA. Lighten up a bit, you corrupt band of wankers. ;-)

FIFA Tells World Cup Broadcasters To Stop Zooming In On ‘Hot Women’ In The Stands

I heard to increase interest the waning interest in baseball the MLB was going to cutaway to hot women in the crowd but realized hot women don’t go to games. So instead they just cut to the dugout and show the everyone on the bench chewing sunflower seeds.

They used to do nothing but chew Red Man terbacky. And then spit. And then adjust their packages. And wear rally caps. So I guess sunflower seeds are a big improvement, right? ;-)

"Politics is just show business for ugly people."

Re: FIFA Asks: "How Can We Make Soccer Boring?" [Sanuk] [ In reply to ]

Jul 14, 18 13:38

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Sanuk wrote:

Given that the alternative is watching 85 minutes of no action followed by 5 minutes of excitement, zooming in on hot women should be mandatory.

For a minute there I tought you were talking about baseball. But then I remembered that baseball is about 3 hours of no action and 5 minutes of meh.

Re: FIFA Asks: "How Can We Make Soccer Boring?" [M~] [ In reply to ]

Jul 14, 18 18:48

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M~ wrote:

Sanuk wrote:

Given that the alternative is watching 85 minutes of no action followed by 5 minutes of excitement, zooming in on hot women should be mandatory.

For a minute there I tought you were talking about baseball. But then I remembered that baseball is about 3 hours of no action and 5 minutes of meh.

Yeah but it’s pure!

How does Danny Hart sit down with balls that big?

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