Walmart Parking Lots: Suspected Carjacker Has Guns Pulled On Him By Owners In TWO Different Cars

Jun 13, 18 11:13

Post #1 of 17 (1585 views)

Never a dull moment at the Walmart, is there? ;-)

Suspected Walmart robber tries to carjack two different cars, both drivers pull out guns

Christopher Hill's car wouldn't start after he robbed a Walmart liquor store. Acting quickly, Hill tried carjacking one car where the owner drew his firearm. Racing away from that car before he got lit up like a Christmas tree, Hill then tried to carjack another vehicle, where the owner also drew her firearm.

Bad day at Black Rock for ol' Mr. Hill, methinks.

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Re: Walmart Parking Lots: Suspected Carjacker Has Guns Pulled On Him By Owners In TWO Different Cars [big kahuna] [ In reply to ]

Jun 13, 18 11:54

Post #2 of 17 (1535 views)

Walmart and liquor in the same sentence, kind of made me throw up in my mouth a little.

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Re: Walmart Parking Lots: Suspected Carjacker Has Guns Pulled On Him By Owners In TWO Different Cars [mck414] [ In reply to ]

Jun 13, 18 12:22

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mck414 wrote:

Walmart and liquor in the same sentence, kind of made me throw up in my mouth a little.

Oh, they have a very large liquor selection at my local Walmart Supercenter. ;-)

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Re: Walmart Parking Lots: Suspected Carjacker Has Guns Pulled On Him By Owners In TWO Different Cars [big kahuna] [ In reply to ]

Jun 13, 18 12:41

Post #4 of 17 (1480 views)

Florida. Of course.

Re: Walmart Parking Lots: Suspected Carjacker Has Guns Pulled On Him By Owners In TWO Different Cars [big kahuna] [ In reply to ]

Jun 13, 18 12:45

Post #5 of 17 (1470 views)

"police found Hill inside the bathroom of a Supercuts, where he surrendered"

His mugshot looks like he stopped to get his hair cut there before they caught him.

I'm beginning to think that we are much more fucked than I thought.

Re: Walmart Parking Lots: Suspected Carjacker Has Guns Pulled On Him By Owners In TWO Different Cars [j p o] [ In reply to ]

Jun 13, 18 15:09

Post #6 of 17 (1405 views)

j p o wrote:

"police found Hill inside the bathroom of a Supercuts, where he surrendered"

His mugshot looks like he stopped to get his hair cut there before they caught him.

And I bet he was happy to surrender, too! He must have thought he was in the middle of a firefight over in Afghanistan or something. LOL!

"Politics is just show business for ugly people."

Re: Walmart Parking Lots: Suspected Carjacker Has Guns Pulled On Him By Owners In TWO Different Cars [big kahuna] [ In reply to ]

SallyShortyPnts

Jun 13, 18 15:17

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Karma's a bitch ;-)

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Re: Walmart Parking Lots: Suspected Carjacker Has Guns Pulled On Him By Owners In TWO Different Cars [big kahuna] [ In reply to ]

Jun 14, 18 5:07

Post #8 of 17 (1267 views)

big kahuna wrote:

Never a dull moment at the Walmart, is there? ;-)

Suspected Walmart robber tries to carjack two different cars, both drivers pull out guns

Christopher Hill's car wouldn't start after he robbed a Walmart liquor store. Acting quickly, Hill tried carjacking one car where the owner drew his firearm. Racing away from that car before he got lit up like a Christmas tree, Hill then tried to carjack another vehicle, where the owner also drew her firearm.

Bad day at Black Rock for ol' Mr. Hill, methinks.

I take exception sir, with your metaphor. That cannot stand.

One does not "light up" another with a firearm. Holes yes, illumination no. A reference to Swiss cheese would have been far more successful.

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Re: Walmart Parking Lots: Suspected Carjacker Has Guns Pulled On Him By Owners In TWO Different Cars [RangerGress] [ In reply to ]

Jun 14, 18 6:23

Post #9 of 17 (1228 views)

RangerGress wrote:

big kahuna wrote:

Never a dull moment at the Walmart, is there? ;-)

Suspected Walmart robber tries to carjack two different cars, both drivers pull out guns

Christopher Hill's car wouldn't start after he robbed a Walmart liquor store. Acting quickly, Hill tried carjacking one car where the owner drew his firearm. Racing away from that car before he got lit up like a Christmas tree, Hill then tried to carjack another vehicle, where the owner also drew her firearm.

Bad day at Black Rock for ol' Mr. Hill, methinks.

I take exception sir, with your metaphor. That cannot stand.

One does not "light up" another with a firearm. Holes yes, illumination no. A reference to Swiss cheese would have been far more successful.

Hahahahaha! Point taken! ;-)

"Politics is just show business for ugly people."

Re: Walmart Parking Lots: Suspected Carjacker Has Guns Pulled On Him By Owners In TWO Different Cars [big kahuna] [ In reply to ]

Jun 14, 18 6:52

Post #10 of 17 (1218 views)

How did they come up with that bond figure? Wouldn't it make sense to say $100,000?

Pink? Maybe. Maybe not. You decide.

Last edited by: japarker24: Jun 14, 18 6:54

Re: Walmart Parking Lots: Suspected Carjacker Has Guns Pulled On Him By Owners In TWO Different Cars [big kahuna] [ In reply to ]

Jun 14, 18 7:26

Post #11 of 17 (1191 views)

as IQ's continue to drop, and access to guns goes up - - - this is where America is heading

Re: Walmart Parking Lots: Suspected Carjacker Has Guns Pulled On Him By Owners In TWO Different Cars [japarker24] [ In reply to ]

Jun 14, 18 7:36

Post #12 of 17 (1184 views)

japarker24 wrote:

How did they come up with that bond figure? Wouldn't it make sense to say $100,000?

It is a percentage based off round numbers.

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Re: Walmart Parking Lots: Suspected Carjacker Has Guns Pulled On Him By Owners In TWO Different Cars [JSA] [ In reply to ]

Jun 14, 18 7:50

Post #13 of 17 (1169 views)

Thanks!

Pink? Maybe. Maybe not. You decide.

Re: Walmart Parking Lots: Suspected Carjacker Has Guns Pulled On Him By Owners In TWO Different Cars [japarker24] [ In reply to ]

Jun 14, 18 8:21

Post #14 of 17 (1153 views)

japarker24 wrote:

Thanks!

I wonder if he'll be able to "bond out" (as they say around these parts ;-)? If he does, they'll need ol' Dog the Bounty Hunter to go after him. LOL!

"Politics is just show business for ugly people."

Re: Walmart Parking Lots: Suspected Carjacker Has Guns Pulled On Him By Owners In TWO Different Cars [big kahuna] [ In reply to ]

Jun 14, 18 9:01

Post #15 of 17 (1127 views)

big kahuna wrote:

japarker24 wrote:

Thanks!

I wonder if he'll be able to "bond out" (as they say around these parts ;-)? If he does, they'll need ol' Dog the Bounty Hunter to go after him. LOL!

Fo sure!

Pink? Maybe. Maybe not. You decide.

Re: Walmart Parking Lots: Suspected Carjacker Has Guns Pulled On Him By Owners In TWO Different Cars [big kahuna] [ In reply to ]

Jun 14, 18 9:24

Post #16 of 17 (1121 views)

MAGA!

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Re: Walmart Parking Lots: Suspected Carjacker Has Guns Pulled On Him By Owners In TWO Different Cars [big kahuna] [ In reply to ]

Jun 14, 18 11:14

Post #17 of 17 (1091 views)

He looks like Roy from The Office.

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