Dear US triathletes,

Brit here. I’ve been quite the nincompoop and have gone and lost my darn red strap whatsit from my Profile Design FC35. I hurriedly emptied out the bottle after a race and the blighter must have fallen off somewhere.

It’s only the smallest of trinkets, but the merchants over here are taking the piss. Charging £25 is just not cricket!

Would any of you Yanks be willing to please help? I see that these things are cheap as chips at the official US store ($2 - however much that is). I’d be more than happy to reimburse you for two of these fellows and their delivery across the pond.

Thanks,
Briton