Hello.
I've been hanging out here for 20 years or so. I'm the obese fat old slow woman who barely makes the cutoffs and sometimes doesn't. I'm pushing 67 and feeling both hip resurfacings (thanks Cleveland Clinic) and lower back stenoses & all that other jazz that goes with being an old slow fart.
Look. I figure I've got maybe 20 good years or so if I'm lucky. I stopped smoking after my husband died 4 years ago (RIP to Mister T, my disabled Vietnam-era Marine), and I still drink too much IPA and good tequila. Just 'cause. I'm way too fat but I don't eat shit. I've read everything Matt Fitzgerald has ever written. If it helps, I'm a retired federal litigator (30 years) living in central Florida but I'm scared to do anything in Clermont. Hi Kimberly. Hi Kevin. Hi Fred. :)
Mister Z, or anybody else ... I want to finish IMFL 70.3 in Haines City in April 2019. I'm not wealthy but I can pay for a coach. I hired Jeff Devlin for IMAZ 2013 but DNFd on the swim, and it wasn't his fault at all. I wasn't prepared for the chop and a gazillion other things, like hauling around my poor disabled DH in a wheelchair ... but it was what it was, and I learned a lot. Hi Coach. :)
Bueller ... Bueller ... Anyone want to coach a wreck of an old woman? I used to joke that God put the heart of an athlete into a schmuck body, but go figure ... it's no longer very funny. :(
Thanks a whole bunch. Just putting it out there as honestly as I can. No need to be a meany. I know all of my shortcomings, all too well.
~~ kate, aka amazonwarrior.
I've been hanging out here for 20 years or so. I'm the obese fat old slow woman who barely makes the cutoffs and sometimes doesn't. I'm pushing 67 and feeling both hip resurfacings (thanks Cleveland Clinic) and lower back stenoses & all that other jazz that goes with being an old slow fart.
Look. I figure I've got maybe 20 good years or so if I'm lucky. I stopped smoking after my husband died 4 years ago (RIP to Mister T, my disabled Vietnam-era Marine), and I still drink too much IPA and good tequila. Just 'cause. I'm way too fat but I don't eat shit. I've read everything Matt Fitzgerald has ever written. If it helps, I'm a retired federal litigator (30 years) living in central Florida but I'm scared to do anything in Clermont. Hi Kimberly. Hi Kevin. Hi Fred. :)
Mister Z, or anybody else ... I want to finish IMFL 70.3 in Haines City in April 2019. I'm not wealthy but I can pay for a coach. I hired Jeff Devlin for IMAZ 2013 but DNFd on the swim, and it wasn't his fault at all. I wasn't prepared for the chop and a gazillion other things, like hauling around my poor disabled DH in a wheelchair ... but it was what it was, and I learned a lot. Hi Coach. :)
Bueller ... Bueller ... Anyone want to coach a wreck of an old woman? I used to joke that God put the heart of an athlete into a schmuck body, but go figure ... it's no longer very funny. :(
Thanks a whole bunch. Just putting it out there as honestly as I can. No need to be a meany. I know all of my shortcomings, all too well.
~~ kate, aka amazonwarrior.
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dreaming~big: May 30, 18 13:40