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Today's LR Reading Comprehension Test
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Here's a quick test for you. Read the story and answer the question below.

See Spot.
Spot is a dog.
See Spot run.
Run Spot run!

Question (choose the best answer):

a) Spot is a cat that is walking.
b) Spot is a bird that is flying.
c) Spot is a dog that is running.
d) Spot is a racist, misogynist, homophobic, Trump supporter who thinks laws only apply to Democrats.
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Re: Todays' LR Reading Comprehension Test [DJRed] [ In reply to ]
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Spot is not a bird or a cat.

Spot was not running, he was being told to run.


D of course...

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Re: Todays' LR Reading Comprehension Test [DJRed] [ In reply to ]
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I can’t answer because I stopped reading after “spot is a dog”.

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Spot needs to check his dog privilege. Why do dogs get special parks and beaches?
Why do only dogs get to be service animals?
Why do dogs get to sit on drivers lap in a car?

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Re: Todays' LR Reading Comprehension Test [DJRed] [ In reply to ]
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I reject your reality and choose my own.

the answer is "seven".

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Re: Todays' LR Reading Comprehension Test [DJRed] [ In reply to ]
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DJRed wrote:
Here's a quick test for you. Read the story and answer the question below.

See Spot.
Spot is a dog.
See Spot run.
Run Spot run!

Question (choose the best answer):

a) Spot is a cat that is walking.
b) Spot is a bird that is flying.
c) Spot is a dog that is running.
d) Spot is a racist, misogynist, homophobic, Trump supporter who thinks laws only apply to Democrats.

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Re: Todays' LR Reading Comprehension Test [DJRed] [ In reply to ]
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Is there a LR Punctuation Test too? Specifically, regarding use of apostrophes?

king of the road says you move too slow
KING OF THE ROAD SAYS YOU MOVE TOO SLOW
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Re: Todays' LR Reading Comprehension Test [DJRed] [ In reply to ]
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DJRed wrote:
Here's a quick test for you. Read the story and answer the question below.

See Spot.
Spot is a dog.
See Spot run.
Run Spot run!

Question (choose the best answer):

a) Spot is a cat that is walking.
b) Spot is a bird that is flying.
c) Spot is a dog that is running.
d) Spot is a racist, misogynist, homophobic, Trump supporter who thinks laws only apply to Democrats.

Sounds like Spot feels misunderstood and needs a hug.

[hug]
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Re: Todays' LR Reading Comprehension Test [DJRed] [ In reply to ]
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Spot is running because he just peed on the damn rug. BAD DOG! LOOK AT THE SPOT ON THE RUG! (and that is how Spot got his name)

I'm beginning to think that we are much more fucked than I thought.
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Re: Todays' LR Reading Comprehension Test [DJRed] [ In reply to ]
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The "dog" you refer to as "Spot" self identifies as a unique creature most closely resembling a cross between a Leopard gecko and Brown-throated sloth. It's preferred personal pronoun is ve and would appreciate it if you called vis Rhonda.

and Rhonda doesn't run.
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Re: Todays' LR Reading Comprehension Test [ttocsmi] [ In reply to ]
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ttocsmi wrote:
Is there a LR Punctuation Test too? Specifically, regarding use of apostrophes?

Not sure what your talking about. My OP looks fine to me.
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Re: Today's LR Reading Comprehension Test [DJRed] [ In reply to ]
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Spot did not run the full 26.2 distance. Spot needs a hug.


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Re: Todays' LR Reading Comprehension Test [Nova] [ In reply to ]
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Nova wrote:
Spot is not a bird or a cat.

Spot was not running, he was being told to run.


D of course...

Actualy, Spot was running. As in, "See Spot run".

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Re: Today's LR Reading Comprehension Test [DJRed] [ In reply to ]
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Question (choose the best answer):

a) Spot is a cat that is walking.
b) Spot is a bird that is flying.
c) Spot is a dog that is running.
d) Spot is a racist, misogynist, homophobic, Trump supporter who thinks laws only apply to Democrats.


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Re: Todays' LR Reading Comprehension Test [kiki] [ In reply to ]
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kiki wrote:

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Re: Today's LR Reading Comprehension Test [DJRed] [ In reply to ]
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call me a postmodernist, but i read spot's story differently.

is there an option in which spot runs because he's a butthurt snowflake who's looking to have his victimhood validated?

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We know that Spot isn't a hipster millenial. They don't run.

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Re: Todays' LR Reading Comprehension Test [Justgeorge] [ In reply to ]
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Justgeorge wrote:
Nova wrote:
Spot is not a bird or a cat.

Spot was not running, he was being told to run.


D of course...


Actualy, Spot was running. As in, "See Spot run".

Spot does not run, he walks briskly. The OP just thought he was running.

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