Re: why can't i just buy a pro card instead of qualifying for one [johnald] [ In reply to ]

Apr 12, 18 6:12

Post #51 of 72 (2316 views)

johnald wrote:

There has to be some barrier to entry before buying a pro card if we are not going to tarnish our sports reputation. I believe that you should have to provide the race director with proof that you have broken 20 minutes in a 5k before having the opportunity to buy a pro card.

i dont know you sir but i find you uncouth and needlessly mean

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Re: why can't i just buy a pro card instead of qualifying for one [johnald] [ In reply to ]

Apr 12, 18 6:13

Post #52 of 72 (2315 views)

johnald wrote:

There has to be some barrier to entry before buying a pro card if we are not going to tarnish our sports reputation. I believe that you should have to provide the race director with proof that you have broken 20 minutes in a 5k before having the opportunity to buy a pro card.

i broke 20 in a 5k once. its in canada though you wouldnt know it

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Re: why can't i just buy a pro card instead of qualifying for one [ In reply to ]

Apr 12, 18 6:17

Post #53 of 72 (2305 views)

5/10

Re: why can't i just buy a pro card instead of qualifying for one [Dark Mark] [ In reply to ]

Apr 12, 18 8:12

Post #54 of 72 (2246 views)

Dark Mark wrote:

johnald wrote:

There has to be some barrier to entry before buying a pro card if we are not going to tarnish our sports reputation. I believe that you should have to provide the race director with proof that you have broken 20 minutes in a 5k before having the opportunity to buy a pro card.

i broke 20 in a 5k once. its in canada though you wouldnt know it

given they let eric the eel go to the olympics 2012 , Papa new Guinea should give you a pro card. ( i checked they have a triathlon federation)

Re: why can't i just buy a pro card instead of qualifying for one [NAB777] [ In reply to ]

Apr 12, 18 9:13

Post #55 of 72 (2217 views)

NAB777 wrote:

Where's Jeff Vader when you need him?

Probably out fern shopping

Re: why can't i just buy a pro card instead of qualifying for one [Dark Mark] [ In reply to ]

Apr 12, 18 9:16

Post #56 of 72 (2210 views)

I think this post was just part of Dark Mark the triathlete humorist. Certainly fooled me into thinking this was a serious question. Hats off to him for creating 3 pages of banter.

Re: why can't i just buy a pro card instead of qualifying for one [Dark Mark] [ In reply to ]

Apr 12, 18 9:46

Post #57 of 72 (2186 views)

Dark Mark wrote:

how is me wanting something so badly that i will pay for it ridiculous? you think because some people arent very good socially or attractive and have a hard time meeting a woman that they shouldnt be able to pay for it every once in a while?

Hahahahaha, I've enjoyed this thread but this is possibly the best line I've read on here. Will keep it in the front of my mind to drop at the right time and claim it as my own.

Re: why can't i just buy a pro card instead of qualifying for one [Dark Mark] [ In reply to ]

Apr 12, 18 14:52

Post #58 of 72 (2108 views)

I keep myself around 220lbs in the hopes of a Clydesdale pro division. I’d own that shit! The fact that there isn’t, is fat shaming.

Re: why can't i just buy a pro card instead of qualifying for one [Dark Mark] [ In reply to ]

Apr 12, 18 14:59

Post #59 of 72 (2103 views)

Why not a go-fund-me?

Re: why can't i just buy a pro card instead of qualifying for one [johnald] [ In reply to ]

Apr 12, 18 22:56

Post #60 of 72 (2017 views)

I’d pay for a pro card if it meant I started the swim in a less crowded bunch, heck I’d be all be myself after about 30 seconds :) that would be worth every cent

Re: why can't i just buy a pro card instead of qualifying for one [pk] [ In reply to ]

Apr 13, 18 1:25

Post #61 of 72 (1986 views)

The Legacy Pro card should come in a genuine pleather holder

Re: why can't i just buy a pro card instead of qualifying for one [ClayDavis] [ In reply to ]

Apr 13, 18 2:52

Post #62 of 72 (1956 views)

ClayDavis wrote:

Watch out! When Dark Mark says "just the tip" you may get more than you bargained for.

Beat me to it!

This needs a “Tommy, joke me off”

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Re: why can't i just buy a pro card instead of qualifying for one [dunno] [ In reply to ]

Apr 13, 18 4:51

Post #63 of 72 (1920 views)

that and the port-a-potties

dunno wrote:

I’d pay for a pro card if it meant I started the swim in a less crowded bunch, heck I’d be all be myself after about 30 seconds :) that would be worth every cent

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Re: why can't i just buy a pro card instead of qualifying for one [ericMPro] [ In reply to ]

Apr 13, 18 5:37

Post #64 of 72 (1890 views)

I award this thread 3 of 5 Ironmans.......

Re: why can't i just buy a pro card instead of qualifying for one [johnald] [ In reply to ]

Apr 13, 18 7:23

Post #65 of 72 (1850 views)

johnald wrote:

There has to be some barrier to entry before buying a pro card if we are not going to tarnish our sports reputation. I believe that you should have to provide the race director with proof that you have broken 20 minutes in a 5k before having the opportunity to buy a pro card.

I assume this thread is a joke, but in what world is someone with a 19 minute 5k a pro? High School kids literally run 15:xx and are a dime a dozen.

Re: why can't i just buy a pro card instead of qualifying for one [Hammer Down] [ In reply to ]

Apr 13, 18 7:26

Post #66 of 72 (1844 views)

Hammer Down wrote:

johnald wrote:

There has to be some barrier to entry before buying a pro card if we are not going to tarnish our sports reputation. I believe that you should have to provide the race director with proof that you have broken 20 minutes in a 5k before having the opportunity to buy a pro card.

I assume this thread is a joke, but in what world is someone with a 19 minute 5k a pro? High School kids literally run 15:xx and are a dime a dozen.

but do the high school kids have as many medals as dark mark has ... i doubt it ...

Re: why can't i just buy a pro card instead of qualifying for one [jrielley] [ In reply to ]

Apr 13, 18 12:30

Post #67 of 72 (1758 views)

I have no idea who he is. But I’m also not a fucking idiot. Obviously this whole thread should be pink. Thanks for the smile OP.

Re: why can't i just buy a pro card instead of qualifying for one [afrizzledfry] [ In reply to ]

Apr 13, 18 13:00

Post #68 of 72 (1735 views)

clearly The Grips alt handle, good guys also need to vent on the net

Last edited by: lacticturkey: Apr 13, 18 13:13

Re: why can't i just buy a pro card instead of qualifying for one [ericMPro] [ In reply to ]

Apr 13, 18 13:05

Post #69 of 72 (1724 views)

ericMPro wrote:

that and the port-a-potties

dunno wrote:

I’d pay for a pro card if it meant I started the swim in a less crowded bunch, heck I’d be all be myself after about 30 seconds :) that would be worth every cent

Hell yeah, a VIP port a pottie would be gold!

Re: why can't i just buy a pro card instead of qualifying for one [Alabama Viking] [ In reply to ]

Apr 13, 18 14:03

Post #70 of 72 (1684 views)

Best post.

Alabama Viking wrote:

Absolutely agree. I have a friend who's a brain surgeon, comes from money, bought his license rather than studying for it. He says it's not fair that only smart people can be brain surgeons.

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Re: why can't i just buy a pro card instead of qualifying for one [domingjm] [ In reply to ]

Apr 13, 18 15:15

Post #71 of 72 (1652 views)

Thinking about this from a practical point of view....
How much would you have to pay people to let you beat them?

It might actually be cheaper to bribe the pro field than other fast amateurs.

Re: why can't i just buy a pro card instead of qualifying for one [afrizzledfry] [ In reply to ]

Apr 13, 18 18:47

Post #72 of 72 (1600 views)

Funny. Well done Dark Mark, edits, spelling and all.

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