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Re: I am sure this movie will suck, but I can’t wait ... [CaptainCanada] [ In reply to ]
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Re: I am sure this movie will suck, but I can’t wait ... [CaptainCanada] [ In reply to ]
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I can foresee ridiculously over amped action scenes. Think the remake of The Mechanic versus the original. Gunning down a few would-be muggers ain't gonna get 'er done for modern audiences. Instead there will probably be a gang, maybe Russian or white supremacists or one of those common multi cultural gangs, and everything will come to a head with a half hour finale featuring Bruce Willis taking out fifty evil doers.

Sounds like it could be good.
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Re: I am sure this movie will suck, but I can’t wait ... [CaptainCanada] [ In reply to ]
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It's been a while since Bruce Willis starred in a film that did not go straight to DVD.

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Re: I am sure this movie will suck, but I can’t wait ... [Arch Stanton] [ In reply to ]
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Arch Stanton wrote:
I can foresee ridiculously over amped action scenes. Think the remake of The Mechanic versus the original. Gunning down a few would-be muggers ain't gonna get 'er done for modern audiences. Instead there will probably be a gang, maybe Russian or white supremacists or one of those common multi cultural gangs, and everything will come to a head with a half hour finale featuring Bruce Willis taking out fifty evil doers.

Sounds like it could be good.

I figure it will be about equivalent to the Denzel version of The Equalizer.

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Re: I am sure this movie will suck, but I can’t wait ... [JSA] [ In reply to ]
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JSA wrote:
It's been a while since Bruce Willis starred in a film that did not go straight to DVD.

I watched Once Upon a Time in Venice a few nights ago. Not too bad if you like quirky comedies. It is almost as though someone saw John Wick--awesome movie BTW--and decided to make a comedy. It does feature Bruce Willis, or his stuntman, skateboarding naked through the streets of Venice, California, as he tries to escape two Fijians whose sister he just boinked. But, yeah, it was pretty much straight-to-DVD material. Even so, it was more enjoyable than Thor Ragnarok, which I watched the same night.
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Re: I am sure this movie will suck, but I can’t wait ... [Arch Stanton] [ In reply to ]
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Arch Stanton wrote:
JSA wrote:
It's been a while since Bruce Willis starred in a film that did not go straight to DVD.


I watched Once Upon a Time in Venice a few nights ago. Not too bad if you like quirky comedies. It is almost as though someone saw John Wick--awesome movie BTW--and decided to make a comedy. It does feature Bruce Willis, or his stuntman, skateboarding naked through the streets of Venice, California, as he tries to escape two Fijians whose sister he just boinked. But, yeah, it was pretty much straight-to-DVD material. Even so, it was more enjoyable than Thor Ragnarok, which I watched the same night.

I enjoyed Once Upon a TIme in Venice. Reminded me a little bit of Hudson Hawk in its style. I enjoyed that as well. But, Acts of Violence was pretty bad.

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Re: I am sure this movie will suck, but I can’t wait ... [CaptainCanada] [ In reply to ]
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I'm sure it'll be trash.

It's directed by Eli Roth, visionary behind such great films such as Hostel (61%RT), Hostel 2 (43%), The Green Inferno (35%), and Knock Knock (35%) - three torture porns and a cannibal porn movie...
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Re: I am sure this movie will suck, but I can’t wait ... [scorpio516] [ In reply to ]
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I'm sure it'll be trash.
It's directed by Eli Roth, visionary behind such great films such as Hostel (61%RT), Hostel 2 (43%), The Green Inferno (35%), and Knock Knock (35%) - three torture porns and a cannibal porn movie...

What an terrible resume.

I have never stooped to watching more than a few seconds of either Hostel, but watched The Green Inferno and regretted it.
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Re: I am sure this movie will suck, but I can’t wait ... [CaptainCanada] [ In reply to ]
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Well I'm sure it will suck. But Forge will love it.
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Re: I am sure this movie will suck, but I can’t wait ... [slowguy] [ In reply to ]
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slowguy wrote:
Arch Stanton wrote:
I can foresee ridiculously over amped action scenes. Think the remake of The Mechanic versus the original. Gunning down a few would-be muggers ain't gonna get 'er done for modern audiences. Instead there will probably be a gang, maybe Russian or white supremacists or one of those common multi cultural gangs, and everything will come to a head with a half hour finale featuring Bruce Willis taking out fifty evil doers.

Sounds like it could be good.

I figure it will be about equivalent to the Denzel version of The Equalizer.

Was about to post an almost identical comment, you saved me the trouble.
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Re: I am sure this movie will suck, but I can’t wait ... [scorpio516] [ In reply to ]
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scorpio516 wrote:
I'm sure it'll be trash.

It's directed by Eli Roth, visionary behind such great films such as Hostel (61%RT), Hostel 2 (43%), The Green Inferno (35%), and Knock Knock (35%) - three torture porns and a cannibal porn movie...

He did direct Cabin Fever, which is a great horror film. From that promising start he veered off into torture porn territory. More recently he seems to trying to make it as an actor. A Death Wish remake seems like a strange choice.

Bruce Willis may have hit that Nic Cage low where he will take any project.
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windschatten wrote:
cerveloguy wrote:
Well I'm sure it will suck. But Forge will love it.



You mean: 307Trout.

I think that's his new handle.

If so, he'll love it. I remember the old Forge. A good movie had to have a corny plot with multiple chases, big explosions, lots of people being killed and get a thumbs down from the critics.
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