Swim Bike Run
Slowtwitch.com
  • Login >
Slowtwitch.com
Search menu
Hot Forum Topics

Poll

Comfort While Cycling
How much does comfort while cycling influence your overall race performance?
View Results


Home > Forum > Lavender Room > Tell me why you’re an idiot.

Lavender Room

Back To ForumPrint Thread

Login required to started new threads

Login required to post replies

Prev Next
Tri
Classifieds
Lavender
Jobs
Notices
Re: Tell me why you’re an idiot. [j p o] [ In reply to ]
Quote | Reply
BLeP
Feb 18, 18 21:47
Post #26 of 37 (1131 views)
j p o wrote:
BLeP wrote:
Tonight my wife left her purse at my SILs new house. It’s an hour away. Her purse has both of our wallets in it (she grabbed mine ‘So I wouldn’t forget it’).

She told me that she left it behind. I put my hands in the air and said “I am totally redeemed!”

Pretty sure I won’t be getting any for a while.

Was this supposed to be more evidence you are an idiot?

Was working on a personal injury case after someone got rear ended. Told the wife what the demand would be for loss of consortium for her claim. She looks straight at the guy, "That isn't why there has been a loss of consortium." Yeah, I didn't ask any more about that.

I am pretty sure I wasn’t going to get any for a while anyway. It was totally worth it.
How does Danny Hart sit down with balls that big?
Quote Reply
Re: Tell me why you’re an idiot. [Leddy] [ In reply to ]
Quote | Reply
BLeP
Feb 18, 18 21:50
Post #27 of 37 (1127 views)
Leddy wrote:
Quote:
Her purse has both of our wallets in it

Your wife carries your wallet around in her purse ? Is it next to where she keeps your balls ?

My wallet was on the stairs. Where any guy would leave it 👀. She decided to ‘help me’.

Chances are that I would have forgotten it. But if I had, I WOULD HAVE MY WALLET.

It was all part of my master plan.
How does Danny Hart sit down with balls that big?
Quote Reply
Post deleted by windschatten [ In reply to ]
windschatten
Feb 18, 18 22:05
Post #28 of 37 (1122 views)
Last edited by: windschatten: Feb 18, 18 22:18
Re: Tell me why you’re an idiot. [windschatten] [ In reply to ]
Quote | Reply
racin_rusty
Feb 19, 18 2:51
Post #29 of 37 (1081 views)
I'm pretty sure it takes more than 1 day for the flu to incubate. Just sayin'.


ETA: I'm an idiot, it takes 1-4 days after exposure and an average of 2 days. Source.
Last edited by: racin_rusty: Feb 19, 18 7:00
Quote Reply
Re: Tell me why you’re an idiot. [BLeP] [ In reply to ]
Quote | Reply
spockman
Feb 19, 18 6:42
Post #30 of 37 (1044 views)
I just took delivery on a waxing iron and other tools to make my cross country skis really fast. On Tuesday it is going to be 17 degrees C.
They constantly try to escape from the darkness outside and within
Dreaming of systems so perfect that no one will need to be good T.S. Eliot

Quote Reply
Re: Tell me why you’re an idiot. [D.O.] [ In reply to ]
Quote | Reply
ajthomas
Feb 19, 18 8:06
Post #31 of 37 (1003 views)
I pimped a hooker with aids and got $100 out of it.
Quote Reply
Post deleted by windschatten [ In reply to ]
windschatten
Feb 20, 18 21:44
Post #32 of 37 (910 views)
Re: Tell me why you’re an idiot. [windschatten] [ In reply to ]
Quote | Reply
spockman
Feb 21, 18 16:25
Post #33 of 37 (818 views)
I sure hope so. After the flood waters settle here praying for snow!
They constantly try to escape from the darkness outside and within
Dreaming of systems so perfect that no one will need to be good T.S. Eliot

Quote Reply
Re: Tell me why you’re an idiot. [BLeP] [ In reply to ]
Quote | Reply
mv2005
Feb 23, 18 6:22
Post #34 of 37 (750 views)
BLeP wrote:
Leddy wrote:
Quote:
Her purse has both of our wallets in it


Your wife carries your wallet around in her purse ? Is it next to where she keeps your balls ?


My wallet was on the stairs. Where any guy would leave it 👀. She decided to ‘help me’.

Chances are that I would have forgotten it. But if I had, I WOULD HAVE MY WALLET.

It was all part of my master plan.

Was the gift card also in the purse? THAT would have been redemption.
Quote Reply
Re: Tell me why you’re an idiot. [mv2005] [ In reply to ]
Quote | Reply
BLeP
Feb 23, 18 6:26
Post #35 of 37 (746 views)
mv2005 wrote:
BLeP wrote:
Leddy wrote:
Quote:
Her purse has both of our wallets in it


Your wife carries your wallet around in her purse ? Is it next to where she keeps your balls ?


My wallet was on the stairs. Where any guy would leave it 👀. She decided to ‘help me’.

Chances are that I would have forgotten it. But if I had, I WOULD HAVE MY WALLET.

It was all part of my master plan.


Was the gift card also in the purse? THAT would have been redemption.

The gift card was given to my SIL in a card so I am assuming that it stayed at her house and did not come home in the purse.

As it turns out my wifes Uncle was at the house the next day and was watching a hockey game near us that night so he brought us our wallets.
How does Danny Hart sit down with balls that big?
Quote Reply
Re: Tell me why you’re an idiot. [BLeP] [ In reply to ]
Quote | Reply
Justgeorge
Feb 23, 18 7:21
Post #36 of 37 (725 views)
Yesterday I was filling my car with gas and bought a discounted car wash . It prints a code on the receipt to take to the car wash. After I finished filling up, when it asked if I wanted a receipt I hit no and promptly drove off.
I miss YaHey
Quote Reply
Re: Tell me why you’re an idiot. [Cherrycracker] [ In reply to ]
Quote | Reply
BLeP
Feb 23, 18 7:22
Post #37 of 37 (723 views)
Cherrycracker wrote:
Yesterday I was filling my car with gas and bought a discounted car wash . It prints a code on the receipt to take to the car wash. After I finished filling up, when it asked if I wanted a receipt I hit no and promptly drove off.

There you go. That’s called Pulling a BLeP.
How does Danny Hart sit down with balls that big?
Quote Reply
Prev Next
Back To ForumPrint Thread

Our Partners

transition-DOT-area-AT-slowtwitch-DOT-com

Advertise with us

©1999-2024 Slowtwitch, Inc., and Slowtwitch.com
Reproduction of material from any Slowtwitch.com page
without written permission is strictly prohibited.