I'm actually very fond of my beer can koozie collection...

I have a matched set of 3 (cat chewed up the 4th) from the Norfolk, VA Hooters that I won in a team trivia contest; another was a souvenir of Colorado 14ers we got at the Rocky Mtn Natl Park gift shop; and another is a generic anchor logo I found on the beach that signifies to everyone visiting the garage at our beach house that this is the Captain's (my) fucking beer. The last one I actually just bought at the store for our camping gear chest cuz I thought it was funny said

I should have mentioned that we won’t actually be drinking beer with these.

We’ll be drinking carbonated water.

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Civilize the mind, but make savage the body.

- Chinese proverb