*crickets* *silence* *crickets*

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-- Every morning brings opportunity;
Each evening offers judgement. --

I kinda tought so....

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What if the Hokey Pokey is what it is all about?

I've already offered up the solution. The Enterprise NCC-1701-D. Beem in the troops and supplies, better yet just beam in some replicators so people can have whatever they want.

I'm sure we can do some phase shifting and even control or reverse weather patterns and mantel movements, possibly even throw a tractor beam on god himself.

~Matt

"As a passing thought god decides to cause a few earth quakes, floods, tornados and a nasty storm in the Gulf of Mexico"

Nice God. Throw an extra $20 in the basket for me.

I was thinking more allong the lines of the Wankavator...god cant catch you in a Wonkavator, or so I hear.

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What if the Hokey Pokey is what it is all about?

Trick Question:

1) there are no flights between Heaven and Newark

2) There is no God

3) It's "Judgment Day" - any plans would only be for us godless libruls who are "left behind", so why bother.

4) Doesn't matter if FEMA has plans, what matters is how well they can execute.--- I don't belive Lt. Gen. Honore had a plan for the hurricane/levee breach, but he seems to be getting his job done very well.

The President would be briefed three days ahead of time, but decide to remain on vacation.

He could send his brother, who is charge of such matters, because according to his resume, he is the Pope.

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iambigkahunatony.com

God only flys Boeing.

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A solitary man

But does He fly first class? Or is he a man of the people and sit in coach?

Do you mean god or jesus? I would think if it's jesus, we'd put him on the cross again. Now with Home Depot, we could do a much better job. We could use pressure treated wood, galvanized screws instead of nails so he doesn't slip out, and maybe some glue on his back just to be sure. It could be an episode on PBS, "This Old Cross".
If it was god, hopefully we could work something out. We could forgive him for not striking down all those tv evangelist and he could at least give us back Elvis, Jimi Hendrix and Jim Morrison.

Naw , The Chinese will blindside us with neutron - A bomb attack ,cleaning out both east and west coast ,only the Wal-Mart’s survive. All the military bases are closed in the southwest - south , it wont get bombed . George W. is chopping brush on the south 40 ,getin looped on Mexican beer with the farm hands , so he cant be reached.

In a bold move Chaney has the army ( and Indian gaming ) move in tents and motor homes into west coast area to stop the Chinese invasion. Well stocked whore houses and gaming tables with free cigarettes .

The Chinese are stopped at beaches , as they leave coughing , penniless . Everyone knows they cant pass up a game of chance / smokes / P.O. ass . With the 9,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000, collected from the Chinese.

We all get a check for $ 834,672.00 after taxes ,

Both coast are clean - they develop a radiation clean up spray , Huge amounts of open land are for sale , I buy a lot at La Jolla cove for $5000 , and one in Seattle for $2,500.

LA becomes a huge farm area ( like it was ) gas is .85 gallon, but hydrogen fuels are free so no one cares. The has 80 percent less population , bike lanes are twice as wide .

Fema was never called.

He'd probably be detained in customs, strip searched and made to drink breastmilk to prove it's not an explosive.

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The devil made me do it the first time, second time I done it on my own - W

Book of Job - God fucked with a faithful man, just to prove a point with the Devil.

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When I picture a Wankavator and a Wonkavator, I picture two completely differnt things.



Styrrell

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Styrrell

Not bad but I think returning New Orleans to France now would really piss off the French so I'm all for that.

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"The great pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do."