The first thing you check out on a guy in shorts is his legs - to make sure they're shaved.
The first thing you check out on a guy in speedos is his legs - for cyclist's tan lines. Ok, maybe its the second...
Three breakfasts is considered standard.
Your desk at work has enough emergency food stashed to feed a small African nation.
Along with the spare undies, you have multiple makeup kits stashed in your locker, handbag & workout bags so you can fit any kind of workout in anywhere and still get to work looking fit for the job.
In summer you regularly arrive at work with sand in your ears after an early OW swim. Then spend the day picking it out during boring meetings.
The first thing you pack to travel anywhere is your running shoes. The second is your togs & goggles.