Senator Hilary Clinton was invited to address a
major gathering of the American Indian Nation two
weeks ago in upper New York State. She spoke for
almost an hour on her future plans for increasing
every Native American's present standard of living,
should she one day become the first female
President. She referred to her career as a New York
Senator, how she had signed "YES" for every Indian
issue that came to her desk for approval.
Although the Senator was vague on the details of
her plan, she seemed most enthusiastic about her
future ideas for helping her "red sisters and
brothers".
At the conclusion of her speech, the Tribes
presented the Senator with a plaque inscribed with
her new Indian name - Walking Eagle. The proud
Senator then departed in her motorcade, waving to
the crowds.
A news reporter later inquired to the group of
chiefs of how they come to select the new name given
to the Senator.
They explained that Walking Eagle is the name
given to a bird so full of shit it can no longer fly.
major gathering of the American Indian Nation two
weeks ago in upper New York State. She spoke for
almost an hour on her future plans for increasing
every Native American's present standard of living,
should she one day become the first female
President. She referred to her career as a New York
Senator, how she had signed "YES" for every Indian
issue that came to her desk for approval.
Although the Senator was vague on the details of
her plan, she seemed most enthusiastic about her
future ideas for helping her "red sisters and
brothers".
At the conclusion of her speech, the Tribes
presented the Senator with a plaque inscribed with
her new Indian name - Walking Eagle. The proud
Senator then departed in her motorcade, waving to
the crowds.
A news reporter later inquired to the group of
chiefs of how they come to select the new name given
to the Senator.
They explained that Walking Eagle is the name
given to a bird so full of shit it can no longer fly.