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"The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, but wiser people so full of doubts." -- Bertrand Russell
Re: Come up with a caption or story for this pic [GJB]
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Santa's dead, and John Travolta killed him.
"What's your claim?" - Ben Gravy
"Your best work is the work you're excited about" - Rick Rubin
"What's your claim?" - Ben Gravy
"Your best work is the work you're excited about" - Rick Rubin
Re: Come up with a caption or story for this pic [GJB]
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Fahrenheit 12/25
(was that too politically incorrect?)
(was that too politically incorrect?)
Re: Come up with a caption or story for this pic [GJB]
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"Having ignored the symptoms for some time, Mr. Kringle learned his colonoscopy would indeed be rather invasive."
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Tom Demerly
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Re: Come up with a caption or story for this pic [Tom Demerly]
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I saw a 747 kissing Santa Claus
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Re: Come up with a caption or story for this pic [GJB]
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Denver Center,,,, Flight 1273 descend to flight level 25 , we have a low speed non transponder target at your 12 o'clock , 1273 looking ,,,, ?
Re: Come up with a caption or story for this pic [GJB]
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Does anyone remember the movie Airplane or maybe Airplane 2? Remember 'Air Isreal'? I guess Hanukkah Harry was the pilot of this plane and finally took care of that fat-bearded-bastard. If only there were a yamikka (sp?) on the plane.
Re: Come up with a caption or story for this pic [GJB]
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"Don't forget to register your flight patterns!" - The FAA
Re: Come up with a caption or story for this pic [GJB]
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Do you want syrup with your christmas pancake?
Merry F*%$#@* Christmas!!
Rudolph, your other left!
Merry F*%$#@* Christmas!!
Rudolph, your other left!
Re: Come up with a caption or story for this pic [GJB]
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Q; What's the first thing that goes through Santa's mind when he hits the the nose of your jumbo jet?
A; His ass.
**All of these words finding themselves together were greatly astonished and delighted for assuredly, they had never met before**
A; His ass.
**All of these words finding themselves together were greatly astonished and delighted for assuredly, they had never met before**
Re: Come up with a caption or story for this pic [mojozenmaster]
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that is fricking awful.
I love it.
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I love it.
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Re: Come up with a caption or story for this pic [GJB]
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yet again we see why drinking and flying a sleigh don't mix.
Re: Come up with a caption or story for this pic [GJB]
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This is what happens when Mrs. Claus is out of town for a long, long time.
Re: Come up with a caption or story for this pic [GJB]
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"...Unfortunately, Little Billy had spiked the milk, and things went south from there."
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Re: Come up with a caption or story for this pic [GJB]
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"They should never give a license to a man who drives a sleigh and plays with elves."
-Elmo and Patsy
-Elmo and Patsy
"Yes, Virginia, there used to be a Santa Claus. But not any more." --Gary Larsen
king of the road says you move too slow
KING OF THE ROAD SAYS YOU MOVE TOO SLOW
king of the road says you move too slow
KING OF THE ROAD SAYS YOU MOVE TOO SLOW