Not too bad. I guess I've done some stuff.

07. Taken a candlelit bath with someone
08. Said “I love you” and meant it
09. Hugged a tree
13. Watched a lightning storm at sea
14. Stayed up all night long, and watched the sun rise
16. Gone to a huge sports game
18. Grown and eaten my own vegetables
20. Slept under the stars (many times in the infantry)
21. Changed a baby’s diaper
22. Taken a trip in a hot air balloon
23. Watched a meteor shower
24. Gotten drunk on champagne
26. Looked up at the night sky through a telescope
28. Had a food fight
30. Taken a sick day when you’re not ill
32. Had a snowball fight
34. Screamed as loudly as you possibly can
38. Taken an ice cold bath
39. Had a meaningful conversation with a beggar
41. Rode on a roller coaster
42. Hit a home run
43. Fit three weeks miraculously into three days
44. Danced like a fool and not cared who was looking
45. Adopted an accent for an entire day
47. Actually felt happy about your life, even for just a moment
51. Taken care of someone who was shit faced
53. Had amazing friends
54. Danced with a stranger in a foreign country
55. Watched wild whales
56. Stolen a sign
58. Taken a road-trip
59. Rock climbing
61. Midnight walk on the beach
64. Been heartbroken longer then you were actually in love
67. Benchpressed your own weight
69. Alphabetized your records
70. Pretended to be a superhero
72. Lounged around in bed all day
74. Scuba diving
76. Kissed in the rain
77. Played in the mud
78. Played in the rain
79. Gone to a drive-in theater
80. Done something you should regret, but don’t regret it. (See #101)
83. Dropped Windows in favor of something better
90. Gotten married
94. Kissed someone so passionately it made them dizzy
95. Gotten divorced
98. Made cookies from scratch
101. Gotten a tattoo
102. Found that the texture of some materials can turn you on
107. Got so drunk you don’t remember anything
109. Performed on stage
110. Been to Las Vegas
111. Recorded music
112. Eaten shark
114. Gone to Thailand
117. Been in a combat zone-
122. Gotten into a fight while attempting to defend someone
123. Bounced a check
125. Read - and understood - your credit report
127. Recently bought and played with a favorite childhood toy
136. Sang loudly in the car, and didn’t stop when you knew someone was looking
144. Petted a stingray
145. Broken someone’s heart
149. Broken a bone
152. Rode on a motorcycle
153. Driven any land vehicle at a speed of greater than 100 mph
155. Fired a rifle, shotgun, or pistol
157. Rode a horse
163. Slept for more than 30 hours over the course of 48 hours
167. Eaten kangaroo meat
170. Eaten sushi
171. Had your picture in the newspaper )
173. Changed someone’s mind about something you care deeply about
174. Gotten someone fired for their actions
175. Gone back to school
180. Read The Iliad )
181. Selected one “important” author who you missed in school, and read
187. Skipped all your school reunions
188. Communicated with someone without sharing a common spoken language
189. Been elected to public office

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Slowguy

(insert pithy phrase here...)

This was kinda cool. Brought back some memories, and showed me that my life hasn't been as boring as I remember it. ;-)

02. Swam with wild dolphins (Surfed, actually. Many times. Being echolocated is one of the weirdest feelings...)
03. Climbed a mountain (a couple.)
04. Taken a Ferrari for a test drive (does a Black Porsche 930 Turbo Cabriolet count? That thing's kompressor was less a turbo than it is an afterburner. White-knuckle fast. Hello oversteer.)

06. Held a tarantula. (Not bad for a borderline arachnaphobe.)
07. Taken a candlelit bath with someone
08. Said “I love you” and meant it (I'm still living this one. Damn, I love my girlfriend.)
09. Hugged a tree (But I'm in no way a "tree hugger.")
10. Done a striptease (Hell yeah)
11. Bungee jumped (Never again. Too many things to go wrong that are out of my control.)
13. Watched a lightning storm at sea (Puked my guts out, too.)
14. Stayed up all night long, and watched the sun rise (but rarely voluntarily. Pre-dawn workouts notwithstanding.)
15. Seen the Northern Lights
16. Gone to a huge sports game (probably the biggest was the 2002 Rose Bowl - Miami destroyed Nebraska in the BCS Championship game.)
18. Grown and eaten my own vegetables
19. Touched an iceberg (Damn things are huge.)
20. Slept under the stars
21. Changed a baby’s diaper (Friggin' stinks.)
22. Taken a trip in a hot air balloon (For free, nonetheless.)
23. Watched a meteor shower
24. Gotten drunk on champagne (Once. Never again.)

25. Given more than you can afford to charity (TSR!)
26. Looked up at the night sky through a telescope
27. Had an uncontrollable giggling fit at the worst possible moment (Freshman in college math class. That professor hated us.)
28. Had a food fight
29. Bet on a winning horse (I had a tip straight from a big time jockey. [Pun not intended.])
30. Taken a sick day when you’re not ill
31. Asked out a stranger (It works. Try it.)
32. Had a snowball fight
34. Screamed as loudly as you possibly can
35. Held a lamb (Baaa!)
36. Enacted a favorite fantasy
37. Taken a midnight skinny dip (See #31. I'm not kidding.)
38. Taken an ice cold bath (Ice baths post tempo rides are required.)

39. Had a meaningful conversation with a beggar (I went to college in Seattle, where there seem to be more beggars than students.)

41. Rode on a roller coaster (One of my favortite things to do.)
42. Hit a home run (Multiple. Scored touchdowns and goals, too.)
45. Adopted an accent for an entire day (I do a pretty good Aussie. US chicks dig the Aussie accent, mate.)
46. Visited the birthplace of your ancestors
47. Actually felt happy about your life, even for just a moment (Still do.)
48. Had two hard drives for your computer

50. Loved your job for all accounts (It's actually not that bad.)
51. Taken care of someone who was shit faced (Multiple times, unfortunately.)

53. Had amazing friends (Still do.)
54. Danced with a stranger in a foreign country (Does Tijuana count?)
55. Watched wild whales (Plenty of Gray Whales. Got up close to a Blue in the Sea of Cortez, too.)
56. Stolen a sign (In a baseball sense, or in the sense of the Hwy 108 sign that hangs over my washer and dryer?)

58. Taken a road-trip (San Diego to Seattle in 18 hours including lunch at The Bear in Chico, California (which was a serious detour) is still a PR. [Can you say "team driving"?])
59. Rock climbing (Not really my cup of tea, but necessary at one point in time.)
60. Lied to foreign government’s official in that country to avoid notice ("Paid him to avoid notice" is more accurate. "iNo estoy borracho!")
61. Midnight walk on the beach (See #37.)
62. Sky diving (HALO is the sh*t.)
65. In a restaurant, sat at a stranger’s table and had a meal with them (Happens all the time in Europe.)

67. Benchpressed your own weight (And then some. Me knuckle dragging mouth breather.)
68. Milked a cow ("We don't have a cow! We've got a bull, though.")
69. Alphabetized your records (I'm soooo not anal, but it had to be done.)
70. Pretended to be a superhero (I was a huge Mighty Mouse fan as a kid.)
71. Sung karaoke (But never while sober.)
72. Lounged around in bed all day (Usually after singing karaeoke the previous night.)

74. Scuba diving (Good stuff.)
75. Got it on to Let’s Get It On by Marvin Gaye (Or was it a Barry White ballad?)
76. Kissed in the rain
77. Played in the mud (Mud football. Mud sloshball. Etc.)
78. Played in the rain (See above.)
79. Gone to a drive-in theater (There's nothing like a nude scene at a drive-in: 20-foot tall breasts viewable by all within seven miles...)
80. Done something you should regret, but don’t regret it. (I'm really a deviant in sheep's clothing.)

84. Started a business (Selling Playboys from the back of the bus in junior high. I also sold Chinese throwing stars that I got through mail order...)
85. Fallen in love and not had your heart broken (See #08.)
86. Toured ancient sites
87. Taken a martial arts class (Brazilian Jiu Jitsu, Jeet Koon Do, Filipino Kali)

92. Crashed a party (See number 31 and references thereto. It was a good night...)
93. Loved someone you shouldn’t have (How could I have been so dumb? I even knew it wasn't right, but kept going... Ugh.)
94. Kissed someone so passionately it made them dizzy (Maybe it was the onions I had earlier. KIDDING!)

96. Had sex at the office (Oh yeah.)

98. Made cookies from scratch (I'm all about oatmeal cookies.)
99. Won first prize in a costume contest (I was in seventh grade. My mom made me the most awesome shark costume ever.)

102. Found that the texture of some materials can turn you on (But only if they're on the right woman.)

105. Got flowers for no reason (Well, of course there was a reason, it's just that I have no idea what it was...)

109. Performed on stage (I'm something of a closet attention whore.)
110. Been to Las Vegas (And came home up. A Royal Flush, no less.)
111. Recorded music (Bad music.)
112. Eaten shark
113. Had a one-night stand (There IS sex in the Champagne Room! Who knew?!)

115. Seen Siouxsie live
116. Bought a house
117. Been in a combat zone (There is nothing quite so exhilirating as being shot at without effect, or something like that.)

119. Shaved or waxed your pubic hair off (Um... Ahem... Hey, look! Another question!)
122. Gotten into a fight while attempting to defend someone (The guy whose a** I beat bought me lunch the next day. No joke.)
123. Bounced a check (Oops. See the "I'm not anal" above.)

127. Recently bought and played with a favorite childhood toy (Not a toy, but built a model P-51D Mustang, just like I did when I was a kid.)

131. Found out something significant that your ancestors did (Brewed some damn good beer in Germany.)
132. Called or written your Congress person
133. Picked up and moved to another city to just start over
136. Sang loudly in the car, and didn’t stop when you knew someone was looking (What can I say? "I Will Survive" is my jam.)

139. Survived an accident that you shouldn’t have survived (A couple times. My luck is running out. MercyAir knows me well.)

143. Piloted an airplane
144. Petted a stingray (One petted me with its tail once...)
145. Broken someone’s heart (Sorry.)
146. Helped an animal give birth (Me: "Daddy, where did the puppies come from?" Him: "Ahh, ask your mom.")
147. Been fired or laid off from a job (It wasn't my fault...)

149. Broken a bone
150. Killed a human being

152. Rode on a motorcycle (See #153.)
153. Driven any land vehicle at a speed of greater than 100 mph (See #s 4, 58, and 152.)

155. Fired a rifle, shotgun, or pistol
156. Eaten mushrooms that were gathered in the wild (I'm still seeing trails...)
157. Rode a horse (Beautiful friggin' animals. But dumb as a post.)
158. Had major surgery (Yup. Born with a hernia. Fixed when I was two. Still have the scar.)
159. Had sex on a moving train (The "Pacific Starliner" or something like that.)

162. Slept through an entire flight: takeoff, flight, and landing (I love flying.)

170. Eaten sushi (All the time. Hillcrest Sushi in San Diego is damn good.)
171. Had your picture in the newspaper (While riding the Tecate to Ensenada "race." It's actually a race to the bottom of your beer.)
172. Had 2 (or more) healthy romantic relationships for over a year in your lifetime
173. Changed someone’s mind about something you care deeply about ("You don't live in a Red State! It's Purple!")
174. Gotten someone fired for their actions
175. Gone back to school
176. Parasailed (Boooooring.)

179. Eaten fried green tomatoes (Drove Miss Daisy too.)
180. Read The Iliad (Now ask me if I understood it.)

185. Killed and prepared an animal for eating (Bambi chops.)
186. Apologized to someone years after inflicting the hurt
187. Skipped all your school reunions (I've kept in touch with everyone I care to.)
188. Communicated with someone without sharing a common spoken language (Pantomimes work.)

191. Thought to yourself that you’re living your dream (See #s 2, 4, 8, 37, and 113.)

197: Been a DJ (Now ask me if I've been a good DJ...)