I'd be a little careful about that. What you are seeing is a generational thing and probably not meant as an insult. Actually, your comeback sounds terribly insulting depending upon the situation. We have an 86 year old guy (yes, a vet who flew B-17 bombers in WWII) who comes into our office and calls all the ladies doll, sweetie etc. He's not being condenscending, quite the opposite. My Grandma used to finish ever sentence to me with "honey." It was so cute and I miss that terribly now that she is gone. So save the witty "Actually my name is.." comment for when you are dead certain someone is being uppity with you and be careful with the older guys.
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I'll be what I am
A solitary man
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I'll be what I am
A solitary man