OMG, too funny! I can totally relate! I'm always so jealous of my kids, because at 14 and 11 their goggle eyes are basically gone by the time they are out of the locker room after practice. My goggle eyes take all day to go away, and sometimes longer! I did a 10K swim this past weekend, and my goggles were on for so long that I swear that the marks were still there when I swam my next practice 48 hours later.
Now that I'm past 40, I've definitely decided that my face looks better at my current weight than it did when I was 10 lbs. lighter a few years ago. And I'm not super motivated to lose the weight for that very reason. :-)