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Re: Men Are Cueless [140pt6]
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Re: Men Are Cueless [Mike C]
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Elaine: It shrinks?
Jerry: Like a frightened turtle!
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Awww, Katy's not all THAT evil. Only slightly evil. In a good way. - JasoninHalifax
Jerry: Like a frightened turtle!
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Awww, Katy's not all THAT evil. Only slightly evil. In a good way. - JasoninHalifax
Re: Men Are Cueless [140pt6]
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For some reason, I can see Katy pointing and laughing at the poorly packaged guys in the pool/transition area/etc....
Dang, I am not that mean, at least not to your face.
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Awww, Katy's not all THAT evil. Only slightly evil. In a good way. - JasoninHalifax
Dang, I am not that mean, at least not to your face.
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Awww, Katy's not all THAT evil. Only slightly evil. In a good way. - JasoninHalifax
Re: Men Are Cueless [Katy]
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Re: Men Are Cueless [ms6073]
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Aren't porches usually attached to a house,
Even better! But, yes, difficult to maneuver through the drive thru.
"Nice car, sorry about your penis!"
Come to SF and see this live and in person.
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Awww, Katy's not all THAT evil. Only slightly evil. In a good way. - JasoninHalifax
Even better! But, yes, difficult to maneuver through the drive thru.
"Nice car, sorry about your penis!"
Come to SF and see this live and in person.
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Awww, Katy's not all THAT evil. Only slightly evil. In a good way. - JasoninHalifax
Re: Men Are Cueless [Haim]
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9 WORDS WOMEN USE
(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
(2)Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
(3)Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with "nothing" usually end in "fine".
(4)Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
(5)Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)
(6)That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
(7)Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says "Thanks a lot" - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say "you're welcome" ... that will bring on a "whatever").
(8)Whatever: Is a women's way of saying F*cK YOU!
(9)Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking "What's wrong?" For the woman's response refer to # 3.
* Send this to the men you know, to warn them about arguments they can avoid if they remember the terminology.
* Send this to all the women you know to give them a good laugh, cause they know it's true
(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
(2)Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
(3)Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with "nothing" usually end in "fine".
(4)Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
(5)Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)
(6)That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
(7)Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says "Thanks a lot" - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say "you're welcome" ... that will bring on a "whatever").
(8)Whatever: Is a women's way of saying F*cK YOU!
(9)Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking "What's wrong?" For the woman's response refer to # 3.
* Send this to the men you know, to warn them about arguments they can avoid if they remember the terminology.
* Send this to all the women you know to give them a good laugh, cause they know it's true
Life becomes so much simpler when you can just meet a woman, agree to giver her half your money and never speak to each other again.
Brett
"Du or Du not-there is no Tri" - Yoda
Brett
"Du or Du not-there is no Tri" - Yoda