I shit my pants at Daytona this year on the second loop. I felt it coming on at the end of the first loop and started scanning the course for port a potties. There were none. I looked at some of the trees but everything was wide open. I was running out of options. It would come on and then go away. I thought around mile 10 that I could hold it to the end. The kicker is that I had run myself into second in my age group. But I knew that 3rd and 4th were close behind. Finally at mile 11 I slowed down to a walk and it just came out....ALOT OF IT. I mean woah nellie. I immediately felt better, but now I was trying to find water to clean it up and hope to hell that it wouldn't ooze down my legs. I mean the kit is tight right. Nothing is breaking that barrier. Well I was wrong, by mile 12 it started oozing. I crossed the finish like, did my best pose. Everyone was coming up to congratulate me. I was like, give me a minute, I have to go to the bathroom. I thought I was in the clear until a buddy of mine took a picture. And so I'm here to tell my story. Yup, I shit my pants.
I used to laugh at story about a pretty famous (former) pro that posts here a lot that shit his pants in his first Ironman win. I won't say his name, cause I'm not sure a lot of people know the story. I always thought how could someone shit their pants. Well, I'm now part of that club. And yes, shit will come clean. After about 5 washes. lol
I used to laugh at story about a pretty famous (former) pro that posts here a lot that shit his pants in his first Ironman win. I won't say his name, cause I'm not sure a lot of people know the story. I always thought how could someone shit their pants. Well, I'm now part of that club. And yes, shit will come clean. After about 5 washes. lol