Because this place needs an enema. I have to admit I have gotten lost on r/showerthoughts more than once.
taken from: https://www.huffingtonpost.com/...6a5ae4b03bc4d03e8d5f
The best liar you know is not the best liar you know
Google translate is like a person who knows many languages but is not good at any of them.
Cars should have "Sorry" lights you can activate when you do something stupid.
Nowadays it is almost rude to ask a question instead of Googling it first.
A 'slim chance' and a 'fat chance' are the same thing
Language is just agreed upon gibberish
The fact that google autocomplete our searches leaves in evidence how unoriginal our problems really are.
Pulled hamstrings sound delicious if you don’t know what they are
Maybe the first person to get a wish wished that magic never existed.
Fanta have missed a trick in failing to create lollipops and calling them Fanta-sticks.
In Toy Story, if a toy died, the kid would have no idea they are playing with the corpses of the other toys friends.
Since the more expensive brooms provide such a huge advantage to the players, Quidditch is basically a pay-to-win game
There should be a font for sarcasm.
The object of golf is to play the least amount of golf
Self-driving cars won't be ready until 2030 because that is when Alexa will be old enough to drive
Sleeping is just the free trial of being dead.
It's getting harder and harder to tell which headlines are coming from The Onion....
Our hands have fingertips, but our toes don’t have toetips...however we can tiptoe
Imagine how awkward sexting would be if we still had switchboard operators.
We turn alarms on to make them go off.
Snipers and surgeons need steady hands for the opposite reasons.
Thanks to Gwen Stefani, a lot of people will always remember how to spell Banana.
Home is where you don't wipe the toiletseat before sitting down
I'm beginning to think that we are much more fucked than I thought.
taken from: https://www.huffingtonpost.com/...6a5ae4b03bc4d03e8d5f
The best liar you know is not the best liar you know
Google translate is like a person who knows many languages but is not good at any of them.
Cars should have "Sorry" lights you can activate when you do something stupid.
Nowadays it is almost rude to ask a question instead of Googling it first.
A 'slim chance' and a 'fat chance' are the same thing
Language is just agreed upon gibberish
The fact that google autocomplete our searches leaves in evidence how unoriginal our problems really are.
Pulled hamstrings sound delicious if you don’t know what they are
Maybe the first person to get a wish wished that magic never existed.
Fanta have missed a trick in failing to create lollipops and calling them Fanta-sticks.
In Toy Story, if a toy died, the kid would have no idea they are playing with the corpses of the other toys friends.
Since the more expensive brooms provide such a huge advantage to the players, Quidditch is basically a pay-to-win game
There should be a font for sarcasm.
The object of golf is to play the least amount of golf
Self-driving cars won't be ready until 2030 because that is when Alexa will be old enough to drive
Sleeping is just the free trial of being dead.
It's getting harder and harder to tell which headlines are coming from The Onion....
Our hands have fingertips, but our toes don’t have toetips...however we can tiptoe
Imagine how awkward sexting would be if we still had switchboard operators.
We turn alarms on to make them go off.
Snipers and surgeons need steady hands for the opposite reasons.
Thanks to Gwen Stefani, a lot of people will always remember how to spell Banana.
Home is where you don't wipe the toiletseat before sitting down
I'm beginning to think that we are much more fucked than I thought.