Modern Art: A Triumph of Obscurantism

Obscurantism: “A style (as in art) characterized by deliberate vagueness or abstruseness.”

I was interested to read that Leonardo da Vinci’s “Salvator Mundi” (Latin: “Savior of the World,” a painting of an enigmatic Jesus Christ) recently sold at auction for more than $450 million (including fees), easily surpassing the previous record of $179.4 million for Picasso’s “Women of Algiers.” (These figures are for public auction sales. Private sales have seen paintings, such as one by Gaugin, sold for as much as $300 million.)

Da Vinci is of course one of the greatest artists in history, and the epitome of the term “Renaissance man.” He was polymathic and a master at painting, sculpture, invention and architecture. His surviving paintings number fewer than 20, and this particular one is the last one deemed by him that is in private hands. Others, such as his “Mona Lisa,” are held publicly by this-or-that national art gallery or similar organization. Da Vinci, Caravaggio, Michelanglo, Rembrandt, Vermeer… all are examples of artists whose works demonstrate true mastery in every facet and in every meaning of the word “mastery.” Here is da Vinci’s “Salvator Mundi”:

Regardless of one’s feelings about the subject (Christ), there’s little debate that da Vinci’s art was truly that; a work of art.

Contrast works from Leonardo, or Michelangelo or any of the Dutch Masters with the below modern art by the American artist Cy Twombly (d. 2011):

This composition, “Bacchus,” went for $46 million at the same auction. Are you kidding me? Apparently, the technique Twombly used to “paint” his masterpiece was that he tied a brush to the end of a long pole, dipped the brush in red paint and then went at it. Genius! :wink:

Here’s a portion of the description for Twombly’s work, taken from the Tate Gallery website:

“Red is the colour of wine, but also of blood, and these canvases encompass both the sensual pleasure and violent debauchery associated with the god. This contrast is echoed in the paintings’ combination of euphoric loops that soar upwards and vermilion floods of paint that ooze and cascade down the canvas. The unfurling gestures of these paintings were made, like Henri Matisse’s works in old age, with a brush affixed to the end of a pole, which lends them their vitality and scale.”

That right there is a classic example of obscurantism, a word that I tell people is just another way of speaking gibberish. Modern art “aficionados” use obscurantism quite a bit, in fact, perhaps as a way of deflecting from just how GODAWFUL modern art – which is completely meaningless – truly is.

Obscurantism is a cheap rhetorical device employed in the art world to confuse people long enough so that their initial discernment (which is usually correct) is temporarily suspended. It makes them hesitant to criticize such “art” because they don’t want to come off as uncultured or ignorant. In this regard, modern art “experts” have demonstrated yet again that P.T. Barnum (well, the quote was attributed to him) was right: there really is a sucker born every minute.

Here’s a Vermeer:

Another example of modern art that’s apparently been swooned over:

This is real easy to explain:

No, “art” isn’t whatever someone decides to call “art.” And like the Renaissance master Tommy Boy Callahan once observed “If you want me to take a dump in a box and mark it guaranteed, I will.”

Callahan’s words above pretty much encompass the entire world of modern art. So don’t let the obscurantist modern art snobs push you into calling their tripe “art.” Because it isn’t. Twombly’s “Bacchus?” Seriously? When it’s compared to Caravaggio’s own “Bacchus?”

If you’re going to be an art snob, be a snob for art that’s actually ART. :wink:

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I’m far and away no art expert but I appreciate the classic stuff from the likes of Da Vinci, Van Gogh, Picasso, Rembrandt, Monet, etc. Some modern art is just plain old crap. Circular red splatter is not art and whatever asshole paid $46 million for it should seek deep psychological counseling.

I wonder how much the Mona Lisa would sell if it were ever put up for auction. If a much lesser known work hits $450 million than the Mona Lisa could fetch a billion or more. Crazy! The FBI has an art theft fly team that has always intrigued me but you actually need to have some sort of education in art history to be on it, and I don’t know shit. I liked The Thomas Crown Affair though. :slight_smile:

I’m far and away no art expert but I appreciate the classic stuff from the likes of Da Vinci, Van Gogh, Picasso, Rembrandt, Monet, etc. Some modern art is just plain old crap. Circular red splatter is not art and whatever asshole paid $46 million for it should seek deep psychological counseling.

I wonder how much the Mona Lisa would sell if it were ever put up for auction. If a much lesser known work hits $450 million than the Mona Lisa could fetch a billion or more. Crazy! The FBI has an art theft fly team that has always intrigued me but you actually need to have some sort of education in art history to be on it, and I don’t know shit. I liked The Thomas Crown Affair though. :slight_smile:

I’m not an art expert by any stretch, either, but when I learned that that Twombly “painting” went for $46 million I couldn’t believe it. It just confirmed my worst expectations of the modern art world: a haven for the untalented exhibitionist who in old days would be standing on a soapbox on a crowded NYC intersection shaking his fist at the sky and screaming incoherently at passers-by. :wink:

Why do you hate freedom? Isn’t this what free market is all about?

Fun fact: Vincent Van Gogh, arguably *the *most well-known and admired artist today, probably only ever sold one single picture during his entire lifetime. The general public at the time didn’t consider his pictures “art”.

Why do you hate freedom? Isn’t this what free market is all about?

Fun fact: Vincent Van Gogh, arguably *the *most well-known and admired artist today, probably only ever sold one single picture during his entire lifetime. The general public at the time didn’t consider his pictures “art”.

I’m not a big fan of Van Gogh, either. I have an old watercolor my youngest niece did back in kindergarten. I put it on the fridge once, and my wife asked me where I found that reproduction of Van Gogh’s “Starry Night.” :wink:

At the present time one can buy very beautiful paintings at 5 and 6 figures from 160http://www.sothebys.com/en/auctions/ecatalogue/2017/contemporary-art-day-auction-n09714/lot.116.html0 to 1900. The only paintings from those periods that are making it into the millions are major artists. Or you can buy crap from modern artists you have never heard of for millions of dollars that will leave you questioning what you are looking at. I have seen at least half of the worlds known vermeers in person all show a breathtaking mastery of technique.
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Some modern art is just plain old crap. Circular red splatter is not art and whatever asshole paid $46 million for it should seek deep psychological counseling.

The power of modern art is not necessarily in its ability to faithfully and realistically reproduce an image of dogs playing cards - its to produce something that garners a strong emotional and intellectual response from the observer. There is a component of subjectivity involved, but in general, if you don’t appreciate good modern art the problem may not necessary be with the art.
Sometimes it takes a bit of exposure to art before you can appreciate the good from the mediocre. There is a world of difference between a Jackson Pollock and what your 5 year old does with paints - to a neophyte its indistinguishable but to someone who is into art, they can tell quality everytime. I highly recommend to anyone they spend a day at the MOMA (and two days at the Met) when they go to NY.

P.S. Before some smart ass jumps over my take on this, I am aware that the Cassius Marcellus Coolidge paintings of dogs playing cards are actually considered interesting modern art and hang in museums.

Some modern art is just plain old crap. Circular red splatter is not art and whatever asshole paid $46 million for it should seek deep psychological counseling.

The power of modern art is not necessarily in its ability to faithfully and realistically reproduce an image of dogs playing cards - its to produce something that garners a strong emotional and intellectual response from the observer. There is a component of subjectivity involved, but in general, if you don’t appreciate good modern art the problem may not necessary be with the art.
Sometimes it takes a bit of exposure to art before you can appreciate the good from the mediocre. There is a world of difference between a Jackson Pollock and what your 5 year old does with paints - to a neophyte its indistinguishable but to someone who is into art, they can tell quality everytime. I highly recommend to anyone they spend a day at the MOMA (and two days at the Met) when they go to NY.

P.S. Before some smart ass jumps over my take on this, I am aware that the Cassius Marcellus Coolidge paintings of dogs playing cards are actually considered interesting modern art and hang in museums.

More obscurantism right here. :wink: