I have young kids and if I'm training early I can't use the toilet otherwise I'll wake the whole house up, so I've taken to crapping in a bag. I've become quite adept at it. My wife thinks it's weird and my Mum accidentally saw me in the act when she came to stay (she wakes early), so now she also thinks I'm very strange. Am I alone? What do other people do.
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Re: Crapping in a plastic bag [zedzded]
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Uh ... I don't know how to respond to any of that other than to say no
Re: Crapping in a plastic bag [zedzded]
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Where's BLeP?
And seriously?
Are you a grunter like forgie?
Do you have a detroit 8-71 attached to your shitter?
You're fuckin weird even by fuckin weird triathlete standards.
And seriously?
Are you a grunter like forgie?
Do you have a detroit 8-71 attached to your shitter?
You're fuckin weird even by fuckin weird triathlete standards.
Re: Crapping in a plastic bag [zedzded]
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You are very, very, very alone. Unless you are an astronaut in training
They constantly try to escape from the darkness outside and within
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I have young kids and if I'm training early I can't use the toilet otherwise I'll wake the whole house up, so I've taken to crapping in a bag. I've become quite adept at it. My wife thinks it's weird and my Mum accidentally saw me in the act when she came to stay (she wakes early), so now she also thinks I'm very strange. Am I alone? What do other people do.They constantly try to escape from the darkness outside and within
Dreaming of systems so perfect that no one will need to be good T.S. Eliot
Re: Crapping in a plastic bag [zedzded]
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You mean like this?
Re: Crapping in a plastic bag [zedzded]
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Re: Crapping in a plastic bag [zedzded]
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Do you light it on fire and leave it outside your kids' room afterwards at least?
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Forget speedwork. Speedwork is the icing on the cake and you don't have a cake yet. - MattinSF
Basically they have 9 tenants, live life to the fullest, do not turn the cheak, and embrace the 7 deadly since. - TheForge (on satanists)
Re: Crapping in a plastic bag [zedzded]
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Somehow I can use the toilet and everyone sleeps though it. Not sure what kind of cacophony you make that causes the whole house to wake up.
Re: Crapping in a plastic bag [zedzded]
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Civilize the mind, but make savage the body.
- Chinese proverb
Re: Crapping in a plastic bag [zedzded]
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There's more than one oddity in this story:
-Kids that can't sleep through a toilet flush
-Pooping in a bag
-Where are you pooping in a bag so that the MiL can watch this happen, regardless of the time?
Take a short break from ST and read my blog:
http://tri-banter.blogspot.com/
-Kids that can't sleep through a toilet flush
-Pooping in a bag
-Where are you pooping in a bag so that the MiL can watch this happen, regardless of the time?
Take a short break from ST and read my blog:
http://tri-banter.blogspot.com/
Re: Crapping in a plastic bag [len]
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len wrote:
You are very, very, very alone. Unless you are an astronaut in training zedzded wrote:
I have young kids and if I'm training early I can't use the toilet otherwise I'll wake the whole house up, so I've taken to crapping in a bag. I've become quite adept at it. My wife thinks it's weird and my Mum accidentally saw me in the act when she came to stay (she wakes early), so now she also thinks I'm very strange. Am I alone? What do other people do....or climbing El Cap.
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Re: Crapping in a plastic bag [zedzded]
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I could see a situation where I might have to crap in a bag if I lived in a third world country.
Re: Crapping in a plastic bag [zedzded]
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zedzded wrote:
I have young kids and if I'm training early I can't use the toilet otherwise I'll wake the whole house up, so I've taken to crapping in a bag. I've become quite adept at it. My wife thinks it's weird and my Mum accidentally saw me in the act when she came to stay (she wakes early), so now she also thinks I'm very strange. Am I alone? What do other people do.God I hope nobody passes my cube right now. I'm laughing my ass off. You are making that up, if not, you are weirder than I am.
"In the world I see you are stalking elk through the damp canyon forests around the ruins of Rockefeller Center. You'll wear leather clothes that will last you the rest of your life. You'll climb the wrist-thick kudzu vines that wrap the Sears Towers. And when you look down, you'll see tiny figures pounding corn, laying stripes of venison on the empty car pool lane of some abandoned superhighway." T Durden
Re: Crapping in a plastic bag [TheForge]
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You laughing? Aren't you the one who shaved his ass?
Re: Crapping in a plastic bag [zedzded]
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zedzded wrote:
I have young kids and if I'm training early I can't use the toilet otherwise I'll wake the whole house up, so I've taken to crapping in a bag. I've become quite adept at it. My wife thinks it's weird and my Mum accidentally saw me in the act when she came to stay (she wakes early), so now she also thinks I'm very strange. Am I alone? What do other people do.WTF? Just take your dump, close the lid, and come back to flush later when everyone's away (this assumes you have more than one toilet in your house). Maybe leave a sticky note on the lid warning people off that particular toilet.
Re: Crapping in a plastic bag [zedzded]
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zedzded wrote:
I have young kids and if I'm training early I can't use the toilet otherwise I'll wake the whole house up, so I've taken to crapping in a bag. I've become quite adept at it. My wife thinks it's weird and my Mum accidentally saw me in the act when she came to stay (she wakes early), so now she also thinks I'm very strange. Am I alone? What do other people do.I'm scared to ask, but where do you put the bag when you're done and what do you use for toilet paper given that you were seen in the act by your MiL?
My guess is you leave it on the kitchen counter so as not to wake the kids with the garbage can closing.
Re: Crapping in a plastic bag [zedzded]
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Where do you do this that your mom saw you?
What do you do with it afterward?
Doesn't it smell a lot?
What do you do with it afterward?
Doesn't it smell a lot?
Re: Crapping in a plastic bag [zedzded]
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When I have to go late at night, I prefer to pop a squat on the hood of my neighbours car.
Long Chile was a silly place.
Long Chile was a silly place.
Re: Crapping in a plastic bag [BCtriguy1]
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Is that the one who parks on your lawn?
They constantly try to escape from the darkness outside and within
Dreaming of systems so perfect that no one will need to be good T.S. Eliot
They constantly try to escape from the darkness outside and within
Dreaming of systems so perfect that no one will need to be good T.S. Eliot
Re: Crapping in a plastic bag [TheForge]
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zedzded wrote:
I have young kids and if I'm training early I can't use the toilet otherwise I'll wake the whole house up, so I've taken to crapping in a bag. I've become quite adept at it. My wife thinks it's weird and my Mum accidentally saw me in the act when she came to stay (she wakes early), so now she also thinks I'm very strange. Am I alone? What do other people do.God I hope nobody passes my cube right now. I'm laughing my ass off. You are making that up, if not, you are weirder than I am.
Yep, my guess is that the OP left a burning bag of poop on the doorstep of the LR and waited to see who would stomp on it.
#fakepost
Re: Crapping in a plastic bag [zedzded]
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Figure 9 - https://history.nasa.gov/SP-368/s6ch2.htm
Re: Crapping in a plastic bag [zedzded]
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When crapping in the woods we used to have a scepter. Thy who holds the scepter controls the poo. Constructing a magnificent throne on which to crap on was a gift from.... Go poop in the woods. Make a throne and hold a scepter. Be among the enlightened.
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Where do you do this that your mom saw you? What do you do with it afterward?
Doesn't it smell a lot?
I do it outside in the back yard, but she came out for a cigarette.
It goes in the outside bin
Yes. My wife complained about the stench, so I double-bagged it - problem solved :)
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I miss YaHey
zedzded wrote:
schroeder wrote:
Where do you do this that your mom saw you? What do you do with it afterward?
Doesn't it smell a lot?
I do it outside in the back yard, but she came out for a cigarette.
It goes in the outside bin
Yes. My wife complained about the stench, so I double-bagged it - problem solved :)
New plan: go to your local gym/gas station and take care of business there.
I feel like your family and neighborhood is going to come down with scurvy or dissentary or something. Hahaha