Why did you stop at the wall oven? Your path looks bizarre but you could have been delirious from blood loss and thought you had a cake baking...
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Re: Removing Blood Stains (Somewhat Graphic) [hblake]
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Re: Removing Blood Stains (Somewhat Graphic) [hblake]
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hblake wrote:
A couple more for your viewing pleasure:
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I love these.
"OH MY GOD I just severed my hand on my chain ring!!! Hmmm... I wonder if there's a cold beer in the fridge..."
Long Chile was a silly place.
Re: Removing Blood Stains (Somewhat Graphic) [BCtriguy1]
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I'm calling BS. Ain't no way in hell you're bleeding so much that you leave a well marked bloody footprint for 20-some odd steps and remain as calm as those prints look. Staged!
On the other hand, OP hasn't responded to any of this which is intriguing.
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On the other hand, OP hasn't responded to any of this which is intriguing.
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It's not about what you've done, it's about what you're doing!
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Re: Removing Blood Stains (Somewhat Graphic) [hblake]
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So do I have this correct, your garage and kitchen have been looking like this for over a week? That in and of itself needs explaining.
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It's not about what you've done, it's about what you're doing!
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Re: Removing Blood Stains (Somewhat Graphic) [d00d]
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d00d wrote:
hblake's house of horror? were you on the trainer until you lost a pound and figured it'd be easier to just cut off the love handles...a la 7 Deadly Sins?
story, bro....
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Re: Removing Blood Stains (Somewhat Graphic) [Trecca17]
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Agree. Dry blood doesn't stay that red.
On the other hand, OP hasn't responded to any of this which is intriguing.
Trecca17 wrote:
I'm calling BS. Ain't no way in hell you're bleeding so much that you leave a well marked bloody footprint for 20-some odd steps and remain as calm as those prints look. Staged! On the other hand, OP hasn't responded to any of this which is intriguing.
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Re: Removing Blood Stains (Somewhat Graphic) [Michel08]
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This is what happens when you take sufferfest too seriously.
Re: Removing Blood Stains (Somewhat Graphic) [Drdan]
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I have been laughing uncontrollably for 5 minutes. I'm not sure if it's bc it's fake or if it some how might be real... That it is an insane amount of blood. Just wow.
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Re: Removing Blood Stains (Somewhat Graphic) [Wetfeet]
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Winner. that made me laugh so hard.
on a serious note, despite being curious about the story, i hope the OP / injured person is ok!!
Duathlete by choice?
on a serious note, despite being curious about the story, i hope the OP / injured person is ok!!
Duathlete by choice?
Re: Removing Blood Stains (Somewhat Graphic) [hblake]
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Big bottle of hydrogen peroxide for inside the house like the OP said and a big bottle (or a few big bottles ) of old school coke on the pavement in the garage. Pour it on the concrete and let it sit. It will disolve the blood.
When I was stationed in CA that is what the CHP officers used on the pavement after motorcycle road pizza accidents. I asked them why they bothered cleaning up blood stains off the highway as when left alone time and eventual rain will do it. They said that the stains distract drivers adn some drivers even swerve to avoid driving on them and cause more accidents.
OH and lets hear the story and see pictures of some stitches.
When I was stationed in CA that is what the CHP officers used on the pavement after motorcycle road pizza accidents. I asked them why they bothered cleaning up blood stains off the highway as when left alone time and eventual rain will do it. They said that the stains distract drivers adn some drivers even swerve to avoid driving on them and cause more accidents.
OH and lets hear the story and see pictures of some stitches.
Re: Removing Blood Stains (Somewhat Graphic) [Katia]
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Katia wrote:
First 3 pictures were taken on Nov 28 (canon). Pictures on a kitchen on Nov 25 (iphone). Just trying to help you, guys, to investigate it ;)I smell a twitch hunt coming, with a coach, trucker hat, gorilla suit, and course cutting somehow fitting in to the situation.
Re: Removing Blood Stains (Somewhat Graphic) [chrisinma]
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Your wife guessed well.
The accident happened about 6:25PM Tuesday November 25, 2014. The footprints on the kitchen floor were taken by my daughter with her cell phone. The garage pictures by me after coming home from surgery a few days later. My wife cleaned up the house, I get to clean the garage. As I was alone, I went inside to get my insurance card. No idea why I went to the kitchen sink. The dog did lick some of it and then tracked it over the house also!
The accident happened on the trainer, I called for help using the cell phone, walked inside for insurance card and to put up the dog. Walked back outside, closed garage door and waited on front porch. EMS arrived 11 after my call.
Story forth coming at a latter date.
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Once, I was fast. But I got over it.
Re: Removing Blood Stains (Somewhat Graphic) [hblake]
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too bad you don't live in Canada where we don't need to worry about any health/insurance costs with free healthcare.
Re: Removing Blood Stains (Somewhat Graphic) [fruity]
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If he lived in Canada, he would still be sitting outside his garage waiting on that free EMS!
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Re: Removing Blood Stains (Somewhat Graphic) [hblake]
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man, i thought you was about to bleed to dead
Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, covered in scars, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming 'hell yeah', what a ride.
Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, covered in scars, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming 'hell yeah', what a ride.
Re: Removing Blood Stains (Somewhat Graphic) [curtisboyte]
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in an attempt to be even more aero the OP decided to remove his seat and just sit on the post, all was fine till he came out of the "saddle" for a climb and his colon stayed on the post.
Re: Removing Blood Stains (Somewhat Graphic) [RN86314]
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RN86314 wrote:
in an attempt to be even more aero the OP decided to remove his seat and just sit on the post, all was fine till he came out of the "saddle" for a climb and his colon stayed on the post.Remember that "Which handgun to bring on training rides"? This thread proves riding and shooting do not always go well together.
Re: Removing Blood Stains (Somewhat Graphic) [hblake]
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Attacked by BEETS?
Re: Removing Blood Stains (Somewhat Graphic) [BCtriguy1]
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Ouch! Can we get a NSFW tag on this?!
Re: Removing Blood Stains (Somewhat Graphic) [hblake]
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I would use paint thinner...or some pain solvent. That always seems to work when removing spilled paint.
Re: Removing Blood Stains (Somewhat Graphic) [fruity]
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You still have to pay for ambulance transportation in Canada.
Re: Removing Blood Stains (Somewhat Graphic) [BrianB]
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BrianB wrote:
Katia wrote:
First 3 pictures were taken on Nov 28 (canon). Pictures on a kitchen on Nov 25 (iphone). Just trying to help you, guys, to investigate it ;)I smell a twitch hunt coming, with a coach, trucker hat, gorilla suit, and course cutting somehow fitting in to the situation.
The CGI bear broke through the garage door and let him have it?
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Re: Removing Blood Stains (Somewhat Graphic) [hblake]
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hblake wrote:
Your wife guessed well.
The accident happened about 6:25PM Tuesday November 25, 2014. The footprints on the kitchen floor were taken by my daughter with her cell phone. The garage pictures by me after coming home from surgery a few days later. My wife cleaned up the house, I get to clean the garage. As I was alone, I went inside to get my insurance card. No idea why I went to the kitchen sink. The dog did lick some of it and then tracked it over the house also!
The accident happened on the trainer, I called for help using the cell phone, walked inside for insurance card and to put up the dog. Walked back outside, closed garage door and waited on front porch. EMS arrived 11 after my call.
Story forth coming at a latter date.
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I'm gonna guess: Somehow slid backward off the seat onto the moving rear tire?
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hblake wrote:
Your wife guessed well.
The accident happened about 6:25PM Tuesday November 25, 2014. The footprints on the kitchen floor were taken by my daughter with her cell phone. The garage pictures by me after coming home from surgery a few days later. My wife cleaned up the house, I get to clean the garage. As I was alone, I went inside to get my insurance card. No idea why I went to the kitchen sink. The dog did lick some of it and then tracked it over the house also!
The accident happened on the trainer, I called for help using the cell phone, walked inside for insurance card and to put up the dog. Walked back outside, closed garage door and waited on front porch. EMS arrived 11 after my call.
Story forth coming at a latter date.
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I'm gonna guess: Somehow slid backward off the seat onto the moving rear tire?
One of my old co-workers / riding buddies in CO did this. His seatpost snapped and he went back onto the rear wheel and completely shredded his taint. He had to ride home and by the time he got there, his chamois was a blood-filled diaper. As a result of all the patching / healing that had to go on, he was on laxatives for weeks. A solid dookey would have ripped everything apart again.
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