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That awkward moment...
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When your non-cyclist date sees that saddle sore for the first time! The look of terror is priceless. I am so gonna be single forever!!! :P

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Last edited by: Duckie: Sep 30, 13 12:57
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Re: That awkward moment... [Duckie] [ In reply to ]
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YIKES!

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Jen

"In order to keep a true perspective on one's importance, everyone should have a dog that worships him and a cat that will ignore him." - Dereke Bruce
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Duckie wrote:
When your non-cyclist date sees that saddle sore for the first time! The look of terror is priceless. I am so gonna be single forever!!! :P

That's why I won't even contemplating dating anyone who doesn't ride a bike with some anger...!! Hasn't helped much - still single:-)
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He will show up eventually. I just married a triathlete who likes cats and horses. Talk about a needle in a haystack!

At least you and your saddlesore can weed out the faint of heart with some efficiency? Think of all the time you'll save.
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the butt butt'r in the bathroom might also make an impression
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Re: That awkward moment... [Duckie] [ In reply to ]
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Shut the lights off - just a thought.
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Hahaha... I have the permanent "dirty butt" from riding. No sores but darker rougher skin right at the 'sitz" bones. I remember the first Spring trying on bikinis and bending over in the mirror trying to figure out "what the hell????"
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Ha! This.

"No, in spite of how it may appear, I am not a pestilence ridden medieval whore or even a leper... I just really like to ride my bike!"

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Duckie wrote:
Ha! This.

"No, in spite of how it may appear, I am not a pestilence ridden medieval whore or even a leper... I just really like to ride my bike!"

I'm SOOO going to borrow that one and hope I get the chance to use it sometime before the world ends!! :-)
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Re: That awkward moment... [Duckie] [ In reply to ]
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The woman who does my bikini waxes loves those. Seriously. LOVES.
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Re: That awkward moment... [SMO] [ In reply to ]
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I was at the gym when I read this. Cracked up and the guy behind the desk wanted to know what was so funny. I dodged the question and spared us both. Great reply!

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Re: That awkward moment... [Duckie] [ In reply to ]
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Glad I'm not the only one!!!

Susan Harrell
http://www.endurancezone.com

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SMO wrote:
The woman who does my bikini waxes loves those. Seriously. LOVES.



Oh goodness. I've had three different waxers this year. Just when she remembers that "I'm the one that does those triathlons," she leaves the salon. And explaining to a new waxer... yeah. Sucks.

I bet that saddle sore grossness is more than offset by the hotness of your strong legs and butt!!! There are folks out there that appreciate such things :D :D :D
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