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Re: How did we miss the Deranged Sorority Girl e-mail? [DawnT] [ In reply to ]
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Mom & Dad must be so FUCKING Proud!!!

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Re: How did we miss the Deranged Sorority Girl e-mail? [j p o] [ In reply to ]
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Okay, don't know about the email, but the twitter thing is most certainly a fake. I know I know, I'm a real Sherlock Holmes.

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Re: How did we miss the Deranged Sorority Girl e-mail? [DawnT] [ In reply to ]
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She's a keeper!



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Re: How did we miss the Deranged Sorority Girl e-mail? [BarryP] [ In reply to ]
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Have you seen the video of Alison Haislip reading the email? Fantastic!

http://www.youtube.com/...d&v=NQB812PtvgE#!

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Re: How did we miss the Deranged Sorority Girl e-mail? [slowguy] [ In reply to ]
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slowguy wrote:
Oh, and she's in the same pose in both pictures because in both pictures she's standing with a dude, who has his arm around the small of her back.


Innnnncorrect: http://totalfratmove.com/...d-the-male-response/

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Re: How did we miss the Deranged Sorority Girl e-mail? [JSA] [ In reply to ]
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JSA wrote:
Have you seen the video of Alison Haislip reading the email? Fantastic!

http://www.youtube.com/...d&v=NQB812PtvgE#!

Bar raised Levels FUCKING UNKNOWN!!!

oh, ya gotta put

N-[FUCKING]-SF-[FUCKING]-W

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Re: How did we miss the Deranged Sorority Girl e-mail? [DawnT] [ In reply to ]
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DawnT wrote:
Just saw this. Hilarious. Supposedly her 26 top tweets that she wouldn't want the public to see. They were grabbed before she deleted her account:

http://imgur.com/a/bAJhA

I am trying to imagine what the twitterfeed of me and my friends back in university would have looked like if twitter would have been around in those days. Maybe different in actual topic, but not so much in character I think. I think we had less sex, but drank more.

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Re: How did we miss the Deranged Sorority Girl e-mail? [JSA] [ In reply to ]
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Nice. I heard rumor that they are working on getting Samuel L Jackson to read this ASAP. Now THAT will be awesome!

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Re: How did we miss the Deranged Sorority Girl e-mail? [JSA] [ In reply to ]
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JSA wrote:
Have you seen the video of Alison Haislip reading the email? Fantastic!


http://www.youtube.com/...d&v=NQB812PtvgE#!


It could have been better....not overly impressed with Alison Haislip...it's too masculine or something...needs to be more whinny bitchy sorority-ish



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Re: How did we miss the Deranged Sorority Girl e-mail? [BarryP] [ In reply to ]
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randymar wrote:
Word on the street is that Samuel L Jackson is in a recording studio doing an Audible version of the email, right now

It's going to be called: "Go The Fuck To College"

SEE!!!! Barry fucking confirmed that shit!!!

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Re: How did we miss the Deranged Sorority Girl e-mail? [JSA] [ In reply to ]
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I wonder if she coaches triathletes. She'd be awesome!
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Re: How did we miss the Deranged Sorority Girl e-mail? [AlanShearer] [ In reply to ]
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She'll be on the Today Show next week. We've not heard the last of her.

She actually has a good message. IMHO
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Re: How did we miss the Deranged Sorority Girl e-mail? [TriBeer] [ In reply to ]
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She actually has a good message. IMHO

Really? What is it, that you need to be a hoochie for a bunch of drunk frat boys?

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Re: How did we miss the Deranged Sorority Girl e-mail? [JSA] [ In reply to ]
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"Really? What is it, that you need to be a hoochie for a bunch of drunk frat boys?" (JSA)

She's saying don't go to the party and be shy. Go, have fun and talk to the boys and not your sisters. Go to the party and meet new people. (As simple as that!)

I wish someone talked to me like that before attending a fraternity party. Ok, minus the F word.

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Re: How did we miss the Deranged Sorority Girl e-mail? [TriBeer] [ In reply to ]
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TriBeer wrote:
"Really? What is it, that you need to be a hoochie for a bunch of drunk frat boys?" (JSA)

She's saying don't go to the party and be shy. Go, have fun and talk to the boys and not your sisters. Go to the party and meet new people. (As simple as that!)

I wish someone talked to me like that before attending a fraternity party. Ok, minus the F word.

So, "don't be a cock block" means "don't go to the party and be shy?" Hmmmmm ... That is not at all what it meant when my fraternity was throwing parties and I am not that old...

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Re: How did we miss the Deranged Sorority Girl e-mail? [JSA] [ In reply to ]
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Yes, she is a bit rough, but overall, I think if you asked her, she'd say her intent was to motivate the girls to socialize with the frat brothers and not just talk to the sisters. Again,, IMHO.

Oh! Just listened to the video again and YES, I'm right.
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Re: How did we miss the Deranged Sorority Girl e-mail? [TriBeer] [ In reply to ]
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TriBeer wrote:
Yes, she is a bit rough, but overall, I think if you asked her, she'd say her intent was to motivate the girls to socialize with the frat brothers and not just talk to the sisters. Again,, IMHO.

Yes, b/c everyone knows that frat boys hold parties with sorority girls for the stimulating conversation ... ;-p

BTW, in my day, a "cock block" was a sober sorority sister who did not put out or the sober sorority sister who interrupted you when you were going to get some play from the drunk sorority girl.

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Re: How did we miss the Deranged Sorority Girl e-mail? [JSA] [ In reply to ]
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Thank you for the education. Have a great weekend.



I'm still right! ;)
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Re: How did we miss the Deranged Sorority Girl e-mail? [TriBeer] [ In reply to ]
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The pink made me laugh! Have a good weekend as well! ;-)

If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went. - Will Rogers

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Re: How did we miss the Deranged Sorority Girl e-mail? [JSA] [ In reply to ]
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JSA wrote:
TriBeer wrote:
Yes, she is a bit rough, but overall, I think if you asked her, she'd say her intent was to motivate the girls to socialize with the frat brothers and not just talk to the sisters. Again,, IMHO.


Yes, b/c everyone knows that frat boys hold parties with sorority girls for the stimulating conversation ... ;-p

BTW, in my day, a "cock block" was a sober sorority sister who did not put out or the sober sorority sister who interrupted you when you were going to get some play from the drunk sorority girl.


Cock block is the enemy, and she's against it. So what was that about an enemy of my enemy being a friend? Regardless, it's a good message she's spreading.

In other words, don't be a cock block, or you'll be in for a cunt punting. What's to argue about that?
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Re: How did we miss the Deranged Sorority Girl e-mail? [JSA] [ In reply to ]
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JSA wrote:
TriBeer wrote:
Yes, she is a bit rough, but overall, I think if you asked her, she'd say her intent was to motivate the girls to socialize with the frat brothers and not just talk to the sisters. Again,, IMHO.


Yes, b/c everyone knows that frat boys hold parties with sorority girls for the stimulating conversation ... ;-p

BTW, in my day, a "cock block" was a sober sorority sister who did not put out or the sober sorority sister who interrupted you when you were going to get some play from the drunk sorority girl.

Ironically enough, I don't think she's LITERALLY talking about a cock block. She's speaking figuratively there.
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Re: How did we miss the Deranged Sorority Girl e-mail? [SH] [ In reply to ]
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SH wrote:
JSA wrote:
TriBeer wrote:
Yes, she is a bit rough, but overall, I think if you asked her, she'd say her intent was to motivate the girls to socialize with the frat brothers and not just talk to the sisters. Again,, IMHO.


Yes, b/c everyone knows that frat boys hold parties with sorority girls for the stimulating conversation ... ;-p

BTW, in my day, a "cock block" was a sober sorority sister who did not put out or the sober sorority sister who interrupted you when you were going to get some play from the drunk sorority girl.


Ironically enough, I don't think she's LITERALLY talking about a cock block. She's speaking figuratively there.

Dude, you managed to out-meta my brain not in an ESM philosophy thread, but in one about drunken sorority girls. How the hell did that happen?

You need a cuntpunting. (wow that has a nice poetic ring to it when you type it)

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Re: How did we miss the Deranged Sorority Girl e-mail? [Crank] [ In reply to ]
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This girl can be summed up in the three word mantra that I use whenever I need to get my bearings in this crazy mixed up world.

Bitches be trippin'

Slowguy

(insert pithy phrase here...)
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Re: How did we miss the Deranged Sorority Girl e-mail? [slowguy] [ In reply to ]
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This must be how you like your women:


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Re: How did we miss the Deranged Sorority Girl e-mail? [TriBeer] [ In reply to ]
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Or like this...



Civilize the mind, but make savage the body.

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