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HUMOR!!! Being a Woman
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This was in a friend's blog and is so hysterical I thought I would share. Enjoy


It is good to be a woman:
1. We got off the Titanic first.
2. We can scare male bosses with the mysterious gynecological disorder excuses.
3. Taxis stop for us.
4. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
5. No fashion faux pas we make could ever rival the Speedo.
6. We don't have to pass gas to amuse ourselves.
7.. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.
8. We can congratulate our teammate without ever touching her rear end.
9. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.
10. We have the ability to dress ourselves.
11. We can talk to the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.
12. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we are aware that we will look like an idiot.
13. We will never regret piercing our ears.
14. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.
15. We can make comments about how silly men are in their presence because they aren't listening anyway.

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Re: HUMOR!!! Being a Woman [TriToy] [ In reply to ]
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Cute!

15. We can make comments about how silly men are in their presence because they aren't listening anyway.

This one reminds me of a Scrubs episode where Carla and Elliott want to talk without the men listening so they said "Strappy sandals"... all the men totally zoned out. When they were ready for them to listen again they said "Boobs" and the men were listening again... haha! I love Scrubs







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Re: HUMOR!!! Being a Woman [TriToy] [ In reply to ]
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I'm going to admit...

I do dance like a frog in a blender...and that's on a good day.

and

Farting will never NOT be funny. ;-)


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Re: HUMOR!!! Being a Woman [mmrocker13] [ In reply to ]
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I'm going to admit...

I do dance like a frog in a blender...and that's on a good day.

and

Farting will never NOT be funny. ;-)
PICS or it did not happen :-p

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Re: HUMOR!!! Being a Woman [TriToy] [ In reply to ]
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sorry but dick and fart jokes are essential in my humor repertoire :)

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Re: HUMOR!!! Being a Woman [Katy] [ In reply to ]
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ladies....let it be. Neither of you, nor the rest of us, will ever be able to pee as far as the boys. So a pissing match will ultimately find us with "innies" all losers...whether insulting each other on ST or not....

Like them or not, we can still poke fun of them from time to time and it be funny. And vice versa. The world is too serious to get our panties and minds too out of shape over something like this. I like my BF most of the time - and while I don't appreciate his farts, mine still make me giggle....

Laugh and breathe. And I know plenty of women that dance like frogs in blenders, too. It's just a damn funny visual! Lighten up and enjoy...let's all play nice in the Womens' sandbox.

Alli - self-reformed temper-tantrum thrower extraordinaire...

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Last edited by: trackie clm: Oct 16, 08 12:59
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Re: HUMOR!!! Being a Woman [AWARE] [ In reply to ]
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What AWARE said. Both of you, cut it out or take it to PMs. I'm not in the mood (nor is Erika or Kylie) to referree. I've deleted the sniping from both.

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Re: HUMOR!!! Being a Woman [trackie clm] [ In reply to ]
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I really don't care what's deleted or not, but the sniping begins in the original post with the "holier than thou" comment referring the the previous thread from however long ago. Feel free to delete this as well.

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Re: HUMOR!!! Being a Woman [trackie clm] [ In reply to ]
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Feeling the post-Kona grumps too hey? I'm bitter as hell today!


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Re: HUMOR!!! Being a Woman [Katy] [ In reply to ]
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Play nice. No one cares when it started. It's not worth carrying it on. You only make us all look a little more bitter, bitchy and catty. At some point, we all benefit from our collective community of knowledge.

And besides, if you do feel the need to take it to PM's, no one's going to care how nasty you both get with each other and you can claw, pull hair, call names and get it out of your systems.

But we're all trying to be nice and play well together out here - some of us are just coming off of huge races, some are grumpy that their seasons have been over for awhile and some of us still have our biggest races EVER in 3 weeks or so. Basically, we all have a reason to bitch, moan and swipe claws at each other. It just does us all a little good to suck it up and be the bigger person once in awhile.

I'm trying out my new attitude here....

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Re: HUMOR!!! Being a Woman [cuds] [ In reply to ]
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Feeling the post-Kona grumps too hey? I'm bitter as hell today!

Especially when my boys are in MAUI!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Re: HUMOR!!! Being a Woman [trackie clm] [ In reply to ]
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I'm headed to Maui next week...I'll check in on them for you ;-)
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Re: HUMOR!!! Being a Woman [TriToy] [ In reply to ]
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I like #10

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Re: HUMOR!!! Being a Woman [cuds] [ In reply to ]
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why so bitter, my little Canadian friend? one way to solve the 'post Kona' blues is to sign up for the Honu HIM! :-)
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Re: HUMOR!!! Being a Woman [AWARE] [ In reply to ]
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Yes, of course you're right. I have less patience as my race season just got off to a good start and I was abruptly sidelined and sit her typing with a brace on one hand. And I don't particularly care to be told I "need to be medicated" because I have a personality difference with 1 poster. I'm fine if the occasional random internet person who doesn't know me doesn't like me. Because gosh darn it, I'm good enough and people like me!

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Re: HUMOR!!! Being a Woman [Katy] [ In reply to ]
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...and I'm sure most of the time, like most of us, you smell acceptable too. But there's always that "sometime"....

So we'll all be nice, right Cat?

Your hand's in a brace, she's still getting over the last hump of a NASTY illness, the Kona-kids want to go back (and some are rubbing it in that they get to go back...but we'll let that slide) and I'm just sick of waiting for this race to get here already. So....group WHAAAAAAAAAAAA......ready.....go.

Now, everyone feel a little better?

Another beautiful thing about being a woman:
We don't have to impress our girlfriends...my roommate's girlfriend just flew in today and he's all 'atwitter' and acting schmoopy. It's really something I'm going to make fun of him about - for months. I fart and my boyfriend thinks it's HILARIOUS. And he's got ultimate respect for my snot-rocket ability. That's why I like being a woman....

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Re: HUMOR!!! Being a Woman [Katy] [ In reply to ]
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Oh and hell...the likelihood that we should all be medicated in one way or another for something or another is VERY HIGH. Look what we do FOR FUN????

That in itself...I should have professional contracts with Advil, Prozac, Aleve, IcyHot, Tums, Neosporin, Prevacid and Chamois Butt'r amongst others...

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Re: HUMOR!!! Being a Woman [TriToy] [ In reply to ]
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I dont see what the problem is with guys slappin each other on the butt to say good game... But then again, I don't understand why we do it...
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Re: HUMOR!!! Being a Woman [PaulLietzan] [ In reply to ]
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But the funny thing is: you do it and we either think "camaraderie" or "ick"....we do it and you all orgasm instantly.

We can communicate with words. =)

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