The Commanders may have found their future franchise QB.

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The devil made me do it the first time, second time I done it on my own - W

I was hoping he'd be a 350lb. interior lineman, with that name.

a quarterback, so so many General Booty calls

I think Dick Trickle (former NASCAR driver) wins this one.

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Beat me to it.

I was also surprised that his name was general. I thought it was a nickname.

Dick Butkis is an NFL legend.
Boobie Dixson was a Bills RB.
Turd Ferguson was a great SNL Jeopardy player.

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Very unusual name, but I bet it gets shortened to G-Boot. Recently, I like how "Pat Bev" sounds.

That was going to be my vote.

Cotton Junior #88

Not an athlete, but the local vasectomy doctor here is named Richard Chop.

Of course we call him by the shortened name of Dick.

Juan Tyrone Eichelberger



Got a little bit of everything going on there

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On the other side, gotta love the Brazilians who only use one name, this one especially

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"What's your claim?" - Ben Gravy
"Your best work is the work you're excited about" - Rick Rubin

I always grin when they announce, "Ryan Succop coming in to attempt a kick."

(We've all worked with at least a few suckups.)

And Booty's parents should have gone with "Private" for the first name.

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"Human existence is based upon two pillars: Compassion and knowledge. Compassion without knowledge is ineffective; Knowledge without compassion is inhuman." Victor Weisskopf.

Not in anyway amusing like Dick Trickle or General Booty, I liked the name Joost van der Westhuizen. He was an absolutely ridiculous scrum half in his prime. Such a good player, died 5 years ago from ALS.

Then there's former German soccer player Bastian Schweinsteiger.

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How does Danny Hart sit down with balls that big?

Washington had a kicker named Chris Blewitt, the missed kick headlines write themselves.

Don't forget former Lions DB, Harry Colon

In the PG-13 category
Dick Pole
Rusty Kuntz
Stubby Clapp
Misty Hyman


And some family-friendly options
Coco Crisp
Milton Bradley
Ben Gay

"I'll take famous Black, Hispanic, and Jewish baseball players for $500, Alex."

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Joey Ramone's real name was Jeffery Hyman

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"What's your claim?" - Ben Gravy
"Your best work is the work you're excited about" - Rick Rubin

How about pro cyclist Felix Grossschartner?

Yes, there are three esses in a row there. I get a kick out of listening to cycling commentators mispronounce it, although they're getting better as he becomes better known.

Cesar Azpilicueta
Budda Baker

Fanny Chmelar. : )