Mewes & Smith better be funny!

That's all I have to say.

Why?

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How does Danny Hart sit down with balls that big?

Hopefully he follows through on it. He's had a lot of projects that never got off the ground recently.

Mallrats II was supposed to be filmed at a mall near me. I was hoping to jump in as an extra. ;)

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Trust me, I ask myself that quite often - not just about this, but why I like Kevin Smith in general - and have yet to come up with an answer

Is it a Jersey thing? A Star Wars thing? A comic book thing?

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"What's your claim?" - Ben Gravy
"Your best work is the work you're excited about" - Rick Rubin

Good to see that Mewes has survived heroin and Smith obesity. (lost a lot of weight!).

That said I'm a little disappointed because Smith said a few years ago that the Askewniverse was officially done. And now it's apparently back. So I'm a little cynical, particularly since the magic of Clerks was never fully recaptured in the chain of sequels, even if some of them were OK.

Completely agree. To this day "hey try not to suck any dick on your way to the parking lot " often runs through my head when somebody mentions a parking lot..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vdT2Wbr5Ons


What I AM excited about however is Bill & Ted 3 which sounds like it might see the light of day by xmas...


New Star Wars AND Bill and Ted for the holiday season?? Xmas 2019 is looking good!

One time during the beginning of a college XC race, the gun fired and we all took off. You could hear nothing more than the pounding of feet, heavy breathing, and a handful of cheers fading off in the distance. One kid broke the silence by saying, "My girlfriend sucked 37 dicks."

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Sadly, not one person responded with, "In a row?"

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"What's your claim?" - Ben Gravy
"Your best work is the work you're excited about" - Rick Rubin

The plan - if I folow this right - is they're doing this kinda like Clerks schedule [super-fucking-short shooting/editing = "we shoot two takes and use the better one"]with a November THIS fucking YEAR release date

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D'Wife took D'Kid down to the Berlin Diner when the were doing Jersey Girl, because Mom wanted to see Ben Affeck [she has a weird attraction to Boston dudes; I lived in Connecticut when I was a kid, so I qualified somehow?]

A few casting people actually gave Mom cards, as Mare's naturally curly hair was extraordinary to them



She would've been a great face for commercials, but she wouldn't have remember her lines fr shit, and - more likely - would've said "That's fucking stupid! I won't say that!"

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"What's your claim?" - Ben Gravy
"Your best work is the work you're excited about" - Rick Rubin

The 2 quotes that always stuck w/ us and have cycled into everyday usage are "This job would be great if it wasn't for the fucking customers" and "[You] I hate people / But I love gatherings, isn't it ironic?"

I always thought it was 36... or is that to mean they topped her mark?

Dante was number 37.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QCLYDpNwvlw

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Because they are funny as hell.

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I'm beginning to think that we are much more fucked than I thought.

Reboots are stupid.

No good ideas? Reboot a movie that was already done.

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How does Danny Hart sit down with balls that big?

I'm going to vote to allow it. The only one that I didn't like was Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back.

Besides, I'm betting it is more Clerks III than a reboot. I mean, how much acting range does Mewes have? I think there is only the one character.

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I'm beginning to think that we are much more fucked than I thought.

He lost a lot of weight because he decided to get his shit together (I think he went vegetarian or even vegan) after having a nearly fatal heart attack.

Vegan

Daughter Harley Quinn Smith has been vegan for a while now

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"What's your claim?" - Ben Gravy
"Your best work is the work you're excited about" - Rick Rubin

Yeah, that's what I meant by "survived" obesity. Good that he was able to change his lifestyle.

"He lost a lot of weight because he decided to get his shit together (I think he went vegetarian or even vegan) after having a nearly fatal heart attack. "

Point of order, he actually got his shit together BEFORE the heart attack. Apparently he had done a lot of damage to his heart from the years of unhealthy eating and smoking.

But still, good on him for getting his shot together.

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Yeah, I think he had a scare, or his doctor said, "You're kinda fucked if you keep this up" and he lost a little weight

But after The Widowmaker, he went all in

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"What's your claim?" - Ben Gravy
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Shit that's another great line. Going to have to add that into the (mostly) mental rotation.

"What's a Nubian?" - Chasing Amy

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"What's your claim?" - Ben Gravy
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https://www.richroll.com/...ast/kevin-smith-433/

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"What's your claim?" - Ben Gravy
"Your best work is the work you're excited about" - Rick Rubin

That's my favorite of all of them.

Red Band trailer is out!!!

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"What's your claim?" - Ben Gravy
"Your best work is the work you're excited about" - Rick Rubin

Holy mother of God. is there anyone in Hollywood NOT in this movie? I did LOL a couple of times during that trailer.

Even John Candy, who's dead, made a cameo at :57!

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― Hunter S. Thompson,

Didja see the first one?

https://www.imdb.com/...s?ref_=tt_cl_sm#cast

The blonde girl ["Millennium Falcon"] is Harley Quinn Smith

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"What's your claim?" - Ben Gravy
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Great point. That was many brain cells ago!

Good eyes

BTW: Your sig is by HST, who's birthday is today ... it's also a little longer in the original


Glad to help

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"What's your claim?" - Ben Gravy
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I won't pay $12+ bucks to see it in the theater but will damn sure queue it up when it hit Netflix/Starz/HBO/etc

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Duly noted, Thanks!

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“Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming "Wow! What a Ride!”
― Hunter S. Thompson,

Holy fuck does Jay look old. And sound old. And he's only 45!

Don't do drugs kids...mmmmkay?

The movie clip was not funny to me. I'm not holding my breath. Usually the clips show the "good" parts.


Clerks caught lighting in a bottle.


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Just noticed --- Post #38 = REPLY #37

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"What's your claim?" - Ben Gravy
"Your best work is the work you're excited about" - Rick Rubin

I'm just happy Jason Mewes is alive to appear again. It was touch and go for quite a while.

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I'm beginning to think that we are much more fucked than I thought.

Did you see the show they all did on TBS in 2020? Son-In-Lockdown

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"What's your claim?" - Ben Gravy
"Your best work is the work you're excited about" - Rick Rubin

I guess Blink-182 is appropriate given it's a meta movie about selling out. Still hard to listen to for me.

But the original Clerks had a kick-ass soundtrack about youthful angst.



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the Quick Mart is down the street from my childhood home.

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“You are experiencing the criminal coverup of a foreign backed fascist hostile takeover of a mafia shakedown of an authoritarian religious slow motion coup. Persuade people to vote for Democracy.”

I have now. Smith's pool is shockingly small.

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I'm beginning to think that we are much more fucked than I thought.