I made a promise I am not sure I can keep

Feb 12, 18 8:09

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I need a ruling of the Lavender Room Illuminati.

I was texting with my 24 year old nephew over the weekend. This is a really good kid. Anyone would be glad to have him as a son. He is engaged to a very nice and respectable girl. But he made me make a promise, and I am not sure if I can keep it.

Here is the text exchange:

Are you free this afternoon?

Yes, for what?

You wanna see if we can mount that fender on my motorcycle?

I didn't see your answer, not sure if there is room at John's barn and I know there is no heat
And his barn is an hour from my house

Oh ok, no worries, thought I'd see if you were interested
Had the afternoon free

1.5 hours later

Or at least let me see your panties :)
JK. Wrong person. Please ignore that

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Like forever. Let's just let that die here!!!!
Forever!!!

I'm not sure I can promise that, I am still crying

I'm serious. Please just leave that here.
That's not the kind of shit I appreciate having jokes about.
Please just do me a solid here.

Insert picture of a pair my underwear on the coffee table
Ok, now it can die

OMG. Thanks for that.
And seriously. If you could just never bring that up that'd be awesome

Now I told him I would. But I have not laughed that hard in ages. I feel bad keeping this to myself, and of course my wife, and not sharing it with the rest of the family.

I'm beginning to think that we are much more fucked than I thought.

Last edited by: j p o: Feb 12, 18 8:25

Re: I made a promise I am not sure I can keep [j p o] [ In reply to ]

Feb 12, 18 8:22

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I think you should keep your promise. There may be some extenuating circumstances that could cause problems. It could also damage your relationship with him.

Re: I made a promise I am not sure I can keep [rick_pcfl] [ In reply to ]

Feb 12, 18 8:26

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I will. But holy shit this was funny.

I'm beginning to think that we are much more fucked than I thought.

Re: I made a promise I am not sure I can keep [j p o] [ In reply to ]

Feb 12, 18 8:54

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I agree. I'm sure you laughed like I would have while sending him the photo of your underwear.

Re: I made a promise I am not sure I can keep [j p o] [ In reply to ]

Feb 12, 18 8:59

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I'd send him a picture of me in my underwear every year on the anniversary. No text, no words spoken, just a glorious hi-res photo.

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Re: I made a promise I am not sure I can keep [mck414] [ In reply to ]

Feb 12, 18 9:15

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mck414 wrote:

I'd send him a picture of me in my underwear every year on the anniversary. No text, no words spoken, just a glorious hi-res photo.

good thing his text didn't ask for nudes.

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Re: I made a promise I am not sure I can keep [j p o] [ In reply to ]

Feb 12, 18 9:27

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Keep the promise - what if he wasn't texting his fiancée?????

Re: I made a promise I am not sure I can keep [j p o] [ In reply to ]

Feb 12, 18 9:28

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Hilarious!

Re: I made a promise I am not sure I can keep [edbikebabe] [ In reply to ]

Feb 12, 18 9:36

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edbikebabe wrote:

Keep the promise - what if he wasn't texting his fiancée?????

Yeah, that's what I am thinking.

How does Danny Hart sit down with balls that big?

Re: I made a promise I am not sure I can keep [mck414] [ In reply to ]

Feb 12, 18 9:39

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//I'd send him a picture of me in my underwear every year on the anniversary. No text, no words spoken, just a glorious hi-res photo. //

This.

Keep your promise but no need to let it die...too damn hilarious

Re: I made a promise I am not sure I can keep [BLeP] [ In reply to ]

Feb 12, 18 9:39

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BLeP wrote:

edbikebabe wrote:

Keep the promise - what if he wasn't texting his fiancée?????

Yeah, that's what I am thinking.

That was my thought as well.

Long Chile was a silly place.

Re: I made a promise I am not sure I can keep [j p o] [ In reply to ]

Feb 12, 18 9:40

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j p o wrote:

He is engaged to a very nice and respectable girl.

And yet... maybe too respectable?

Re: I made a promise I am not sure I can keep [BCtriguy1] [ In reply to ]

Feb 12, 18 9:41

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BCtriguy1 wrote:

BLeP wrote:

edbikebabe wrote:

Keep the promise - what if he wasn't texting his fiancée?????

Yeah, that's what I am thinking.

That was my thought as well.

Apparently only Canadians see a dirty deed going on here.

How does Danny Hart sit down with balls that big?

Re: I made a promise I am not sure I can keep [BCtriguy1] [ In reply to ]

Feb 12, 18 9:41

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BCtriguy1 wrote:

BLeP wrote:

edbikebabe wrote:

Keep the promise - what if he wasn't texting his fiancée?????

Yeah, that's what I am thinking.

That was my thought as well.

X3

Re: I made a promise I am not sure I can keep [j p o] [ In reply to ]

Feb 12, 18 9:41

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Don’t mention it to anyone else, but amp it up. Send a pic of some shit stained tighty whities. Then you in a Depends. Then assess chaps.

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Re: I made a promise I am not sure I can keep [BLeP] [ In reply to ]

Feb 12, 18 9:42

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BLeP wrote:

BCtriguy1 wrote:

BLeP wrote:

edbikebabe wrote:

Keep the promise - what if he wasn't texting his fiancée?????

Yeah, that's what I am thinking.

That was my thought as well.

Apparently only Canadians see a dirty deed going on here.

Well, we are typically smarter then our southern cousins, so that's not surprising ;-).

That, or our winter has turned us all in to cynical pricks.

Long Chile was a silly place.

Re: I made a promise I am not sure I can keep [BCtriguy1] [ In reply to ]

Feb 12, 18 9:43

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BCtriguy1 wrote:

BLeP wrote:

BCtriguy1 wrote:

BLeP wrote:

edbikebabe wrote:

Keep the promise - what if he wasn't texting his fiancée?????

Yeah, that's what I am thinking.

That was my thought as well.

Apparently only Canadians see a dirty deed going on here.

Well, we are typically smarter then our southern cousins, so that's not surprising ;-).

That, or our winter has turned us all in to cynical pricks.

"Our" winter. You're fucking hillarious.

How does Danny Hart sit down with balls that big?

Re: I made a promise I am not sure I can keep [BLeP] [ In reply to ]

Feb 12, 18 9:43

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BLeP wrote:

BCtriguy1 wrote:

BLeP wrote:

edbikebabe wrote:

Keep the promise - what if he wasn't texting his fiancée?????

Yeah, that's what I am thinking.

That was my thought as well.

Apparently only Canadians see a dirty deed going on here.

yep I agree also that he must not have been texting his fiancee... or why would he care... (yep Canadian here as well)

Re: I made a promise I am not sure I can keep [BLeP] [ In reply to ]

Feb 12, 18 9:45

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BLeP wrote:

BCtriguy1 wrote:

BLeP wrote:

BCtriguy1 wrote:

BLeP wrote:

edbikebabe wrote:

Keep the promise - what if he wasn't texting his fiancée?????

Yeah, that's what I am thinking.

That was my thought as well.

Apparently only Canadians see a dirty deed going on here.

Well, we are typically smarter then our southern cousins, so that's not surprising ;-).

That, or our winter has turned us all in to cynical pricks.

"Our" winter. You're fucking hillarious.

the vancouverite complaining about winter.... that's funny shit right there.

(although we don't have any winter right now either out here on the better coast...)

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Last edited by: JasoninHalifax: Feb 12, 18 9:46

Re: I made a promise I am not sure I can keep [JasoninHalifax] [ In reply to ]

Feb 12, 18 9:47

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JasoninHalifax wrote:

the vancouverite complaining about winter.... that's funny shit right there.

(although we don't have any winter right now either out here on the better coast...)

It snowed all weekend here. Eat brown.

How does Danny Hart sit down with balls that big?

Re: I made a promise I am not sure I can keep [BLeP] [ In reply to ]

Feb 12, 18 9:48

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BLeP wrote:

JasoninHalifax wrote:

the vancouverite complaining about winter.... that's funny shit right there.

(although we don't have any winter right now either out here on the better coast...)

It snowed all weekend here. Eat brown.

car said it was 9*C this morning, so suck it...

( I still can't see the sun, because Halifax...)

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Re: I made a promise I am not sure I can keep [JasoninHalifax] [ In reply to ]

Feb 12, 18 9:51

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The Great Lakes are at 69.1% ice cover. Last year at this point they were around 12%.

It's been cold.

How does Danny Hart sit down with balls that big?

Re: I made a promise I am not sure I can keep [BLeP] [ In reply to ]

Feb 12, 18 9:55

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BLeP wrote:

JasoninHalifax wrote:

the vancouverite complaining about winter.... that's funny shit right there.

(although we don't have any winter right now either out here on the better coast...)

It snowed all weekend here. Eat brown.

I'm about to go for a hike with the wife, kid, and dog. It's sunny out and good damn beautiful outside. I'm in a t shirt. Suck it long, and suck it hard, trebec.

Long Chile was a silly place.

Re: I made a promise I am not sure I can keep [BLeP] [ In reply to ]

Feb 12, 18 9:57

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BLeP wrote:

BCtriguy1 wrote:

BLeP wrote:

edbikebabe wrote:

Keep the promise - what if he wasn't texting his fiancée?????

Yeah, that's what I am thinking.

That was my thought as well.

Apparently only Canadians see a dirty deed going on here.

I saw it but my wife is a Canuck so maybe I'm learning about your devious ways.

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Re: I made a promise I am not sure I can keep [BLeP] [ In reply to ]

Feb 12, 18 10:03

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BLeP wrote:

BCtriguy1 wrote:

BLeP wrote:

BCtriguy1 wrote:

BLeP wrote:

edbikebabe wrote:

Keep the promise - what if he wasn't texting his fiancée?????

Yeah, that's what I am thinking.

That was my thought as well.

Apparently only Canadians see a dirty deed going on here.

Well, we are typically smarter then our southern cousins, so that's not surprising ;-).

That, or our winter has turned us all in to cynical pricks.

"Our" winter. You're fucking hillarious.

What is “winter”? Gonna be sunny and at least 10C here today

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Proud member of the MSF (Maple Syrup Mafia)

Re: I made a promise I am not sure I can keep [BLeP] [ In reply to ]

Feb 12, 18 10:27

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BLeP wrote:

BCtriguy1 wrote:

BLeP wrote:

edbikebabe wrote:

Keep the promise - what if he wasn't texting his fiancée?????

Yeah, that's what I am thinking.

That was my thought as well.

Apparently only Canadians see a dirty deed going on here.

I'll add some Freedom skepticism. I thought the same thing.

"I think I've cracked the code. double letters are cheaters except for perfect squares (a, d, i, p and y). So Leddy isn't a cheater... "

Re: I made a promise I am not sure I can keep [BCtriguy1] [ In reply to ]

Feb 12, 18 10:37

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Leave it to Canadians to turn a good thread into a pissing contest about who has the coldest winters.

I would feel better about it if y'all would send me a picture of your panties.

Re: I made a promise I am not sure I can keep [rick_pcfl] [ In reply to ]

Feb 12, 18 11:10

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rick_pcfl wrote:

Leave it to Canadians to turn a good thread into a pissing contest about who has the coldest winters.

I would feel better about it if y'all would send me a picture of your panties.

BLeP wears Crocs and Costco jeans. Not sure I want to see his taste in panties.

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Re: I made a promise I am not sure I can keep [mck414] [ In reply to ]

Feb 12, 18 11:33

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I love your idea, and it is on my calendar for next year.

I am as sure as I can be that he was texting with his girlfriend.

The reason he was freaked out is that I have a huge family. And we pick on each other mercilessly. And he is pretty shy about things like this. He hates when we make comments about whether he sleeps on the couch when he goes to see her (she is still finishing college) and where they send her roommates. If this got out to the rest of them he would never catch a break. Which is why the picture next year of me in my underwear is so good.

I'm beginning to think that we are much more fucked than I thought.

Re: I made a promise I am not sure I can keep [j p o] [ In reply to ]

Feb 12, 18 11:40

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To make it even better, why not send him a photo of you in your wife's panties? I've seen your Craigslist ads, so I know you already have those kinds of photos.

Re: I made a promise I am not sure I can keep [rick_pcfl] [ In reply to ]

Feb 12, 18 12:10

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rick_pcfl wrote:

To make it even better, why not send him a photo of you in your wife's panties? I've seen your Craigslist ads, so I know you already have those kinds of photos.

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The secret of a long life is you try not to shorten it.
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Re: I made a promise I am not sure I can keep [mck414] [ In reply to ]

Feb 12, 18 18:00

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mck414 wrote:

I'd send him a picture of me in my underwear every year on the anniversary. No text, no words spoken, just a glorious hi-res photo.

This

College roommates had a masterbation kit. It had a rubber glove and some lube, etc. I think it was from Spencer’s gifts, or some gag thing. Anyways, we sent it to one another for years after college. One day, you open the mail- it was the masterbation kit. I upped the joke and sent it in a box with pics or women from magazine cutouts for inspiration. Another room mate called me when he received it from another roommate of ours- he was an art major- he sent it USPS and on the USPS package he drew all over it and artistically changed the eagle logo into a penis.

Good times.

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