I fell off my bike when I was 6. Can I have a new puppy?

I am all for service animals and support animals in cases where it makes sense. To me though, this seems a little bit like, "Wacky guy nurses squirrel back to health, isn't grown up enough to let go and looks for any way possible to keep it."

Of course I've been told I'm an insensitive asshole so who knows...

we had a woman on a flight a couple weeks ago that had two emotional support dog, little terrier types. but they weren't both for her, one dog was an emotional support animal for her emotional support animal.

i hate people.

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we're doomed

Sweet mother of God. If your emotional support ankle biter requires a crutch of its own, maybe you should have chosen an emotionally stronger animal...or you really, really suck at life.

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"Life is fragile - we are all just a slip or a car crash away from being a very different person."

Everyone now has to accommodate other peoples’ mental illnesses and play along with their delusions.

Men can be women, squirrels can be emotional support and everything is racist.

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Civilize the mind, but make savage the body.

- Chinese proverb

Have we reached the point where I'm allowed to say that I identify as a cat, or is that still on the get-locked-in-the-psych-ward side of the line?

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maybe she's born with it, maybe it's chlorine
If you're injured and need some sympathy, PM me and I'm very happy to write back.
disclaimer: PhD not MD

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If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went. - Will Rogers

Emery's Third Coast Triathlon | Tri Wisconsin Triathlon Team | Push Endurance | GLWR

If you identify as a cat and I use you as an emotional support animal you get to fly free

Dr. Tigerchik wrote:
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Nice! er, purrrrr

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maybe she's born with it, maybe it's chlorine
If you're injured and need some sympathy, PM me and I'm very happy to write back.
disclaimer: PhD not MD

Just watched a great documentary last night, called “Kedi”, about the cats of Istanbul. It was really good.

I wouldn’t go so far as saying I’m a cat but if there is reincarnation I’m coming back as a street cat in Istanbul.

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Civilize the mind, but make savage the body.

- Chinese proverb

I saw that in the theatre. It was good.

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maybe she's born with it, maybe it's chlorine
If you're injured and need some sympathy, PM me and I'm very happy to write back.
disclaimer: PhD not MD

I identified with some of those cats.

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Civilize the mind, but make savage the body.

- Chinese proverb

This is why our standard lease is now 76 pages long single-spaced.

I flew last Friday and sat with of a lady that had an emotional support dog. The lady was open about the fact she bought a yellow vest on-line so the dog could accompany her when she traveled. Unknown to me, during the flight, the dog chewed on my leather briefcase. I didn't notice the briefcase until after the bitch got off the plane.

I'm starting to hate people.

Can't wait too start bringing my emotional support honey badger to work...

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Don’t hate on Peapod the Pocket Squirrel.

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It's like being bipolar in opinion is a requirement around here. -TripleThreat

You found one that cares?

If you do you won't have to take no sh t.

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They constantly try to escape from the darkness outside and within
Dreaming of systems so perfect that no one will need to be good T.S. Eliot

Is this animal required because of a disability?

What work or task has this animal been trained to perform?

If you don't have good answers to those questions than I can kick your sorry ass animal the fuck out of my hotel.

So all I need is a yellow vest? Will the traffic ones I sell for PPE be sufficient?

This is one of the things I most despise about some dog owners. Emotional support dogs are one of the biggest travel scams going. I can't believe all the lying bullshit that airlines are forced to swallow because some fuck-wad wants to game the system and fly with their dog. During my most recent flight, someone's dog was yapping and whining during the entire flight.

The beach we live on in Florida does not allow animals, except service animals. You wouldn't believe the sudden explosion of service dogs that now terrorize beach goers because they're running around unleashed and shitting wherever and whenever they want - but they're fully-equipped with their Amazon-bought fake service vest. It's all 100 percent lying scammers.

Most disappointing to me is that my future daughter-in-law, along with her POS uncle who's a physician, recently scammed the apartment complex she just moved-in to so that she could live with her dog - a dog that miraculously became a physician-ordered emotional support dog overnight.

All this just hurts the folks who really depend upon service animals to get along day-to-day.

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Lifeguard: "Do you need help?" Me: "No, that's just my butterfly."

Per my understanding and what our company tells us is that the airlines are required to follow ADA laws. We can’t say no and we can’t ask questions.

Who are you referencing as the innocent victim? Hopefully not the owners who are buying the vests online? The people who buy the vest online know exactly what they are doing and that they are skirting the system?

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we're doomed

Work induced anxiety.
It would we keep co-workers from causing me anxiety.

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It's not just the airlines, people are also taking the dogs to grocery stores and restaurants

Really people?

Not just dogs. https://loyaltylobby.com/.../04/Pony-700x934.png

You don't even have to have a vest. You simply say it is a Support Animal and the airline cannot question it. Why spend money and stress out your dog by putting them in the baggage hold when they can fly free with you in the cabin. Turkeys, ponies, chickens, cats, and parrots have all been brought onboard as support animals. I plan on bringing my Bearded Dragon with me the next time I fly.

https://www.outsideonline.com/2236871/stop-faking-service-dogs Yes

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They constantly try to escape from the darkness outside and within
Dreaming of systems so perfect that no one will need to be good T.S. Eliot

What's wrong with staying home if you are so depressed you can't go out without your ESA. If you're really that sick why are you leaving home? And why do the rest of us need to put up with your animal?

Don't forget thylacines.

Why this isn’t an automatic “get rid of the squirrel or get the fuck out” is a total mystery to me.

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Civilize the mind, but make savage the body.

- Chinese proverb

It's simply not possible...

https://www.outdoorlife.com/...spiders-world#page-3

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How does Danny Hart sit down with balls that big?

I cannot believe state professional boards aren't cracking down on "doctors" who provide services like this (100% guarantee you'll be deemed eligible based on an online form): https://esadoctors.com

That assumes one even needs to be licensed on order to provide documentation of an emotional disorder.

Someone with an emotional support snake can solve this squirrel issue in a hurry.

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That's not a specific task it's trained to help you with. Get your That means it's an emotional support animal. Not covered by the ADA. So sorry, get your vermin out of my hotel lobby and I'm charging you the pet fee.

HEN PIGS FLY Woman kicked off flight after emotional support PIG became rowdy
The woman was given her marching orders after her havoc-wreaking hog began walking up and down the aisles. Even attempts to strap it to an arm rest failed to settle the farmyard animal on the flight from Connecticut.
By Danny Collins
15th November 2017, 2:12 pm
Updated: 15th November 2017, 3:11 pm
A PLANE passenger was booted off a flight because her rowdy emotional support PIG caused mayhem on board.
The woman was given her marching orders after the havoc-wreaking hog began walking up and down the aisles.

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A plane passenger was given her marching orders after her havoc-wreaking hog began walking up and down the aisles of a flight
Even attempts to strap the farmyard animal to an arm rest failed.
One shocked onlooker said the brown swine looked around five stone as it was tossed over the unidentified woman's shoulder and marched off.
Others initially thought it was a duffel bag - but were given the shock of their lives when it began oinking on board the US Airways flight out of Connecticut.
University professor Jonathan Skolnik told ABC: "It turns out it wasn’t a duffel bag. We could smell it and it was a pig on a leash.

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"She tethered it to the arm rest next to me and started to deal with her stuff, but the pig was walking back and forth.
"I was terrified, because I was thinking I’m gonna be on the plane with the pig."
Staff were eventually forced to order the pig off the flight when it became too disruptive.
American Airlines, the parent company of US Airways, confirmed it was taken on board as an emotional support animal.
https://www.thesun.co.uk/...port-pig-disruptive/

These falcons brought along emotional support humans for their flight.

I wonder if they served them nuts and rodents.

So you're wondering if they served the same snack American tried to serve me the last time I flew?

I have a pet python. He is now my emotional support animal. When I hug him, he hugs me in return. Not many pets do that.