bummer - I wanted to be the 1st person to post this on ST.
Great story!

Holy crap...

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Maybe she is doing it because people are calling her a jogger according to the article.

That is pretty insane somebody would do that regularly, and I would think it would be pretty easy for them to catch her if they really wanted to.

This is less disgusting than people pissing in chairs at a tri.

Gotta train like you race. Specificity.
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float , hammer , and jog

I particularly like the part at 1:02 where one of the residents is "working on an embarrassing smear campaign". That really wiped me out.

Winner

Hilarious. But, in all seriousness, she could have inflammatory bowel disease for all we know. With IBD, you don't always get to choose. See my "I just shit my pants mid run" thread from a couple of years ago. Again, hilarious- I just won't assume the worst.

Take a bow, Sir.

Coming soon to Zwift...

Must be a member of the Tom Doumolin fan club.

I blame /r/running

What a chitty thread with a crappy link.

I hope they catch the poopertrator

Do your doody, report the pooper

Flush the mad pooper

There are porta potties across the street and a gas station. It isn't like she didn't have any other options. She is doing this in suburbia with people watching.....so odd.

The runs. She's doing them wrong.

Old guy from the story: "It's disgusting. Bottom line is, it's disgusting......"

-Eric

That neighborhood must be a real dump.

Bunch of shitty jokes.

No.
That's not me.
I was a little worried for a second.

Must be an Intruder pilot. Only bomber pilots are that accurate.

And Jesus said ......
"Let she who is free from sin throw the first sh...."

Or something like that.

At any rate, I am going to stick with "no comment"

I just LOL at work!

My cat would like to issue the following statement:

"Any hairless beast that defecates in the drinking water of the lair would be well advised to keep their opinions to themselves ."

Bad runs means she went too hard on the bike. I'd hate to see the bike...

i bet she's clocking her 'transitions' -- seconds would be lost on actual doors

This guy?

This made my day.

She tried to make a hasty getaway but cops discovered a skid mark.

In the Satanism and Triathlon thread, just created a name for a medical condition....

Satan's Fart (this should be a condition most runners are familiar with)


This is of course different from another condition...
Satan's Chocolate Explosion.

The question arises:
If Satan creates these conditions... can he offer a reprieve from these conditions in exchange for something?

There are those that argue Satan is not to be trusted in these negotiations!
Here lies the best explanations for this woman's behavior.
1) This woman has been afflicted (like most runners) with Satan's
Fart or with Satan's Chocolate Explosion.
2) This woman made a deal with Satan that "she would no longer suffer from these afflictions."
3) That Satan (being the Trumpster ... oops I mean trickster that he is) took "suffer" to mean no pain or inconvenience.
4) Satan solved this ladies problem the easiest way possible....
By simply erasing her sense of embarrassment and discomfort.

Other serial poopers in history:

EPA pooper:

https://www.usatoday.com/...defecation/11361899/


Car pooper:

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/...s-underground-098351

Is she mentally ill and in need of professional help?

Hello Francois and All,

"Power to the Peepee"

Triathlon bike and chair pissing is trending ........

Just the beginning of a new meme .... Zeikwijven, or "pissing women."

http://www.dw.com/...c-toilets/a-40655098



"In five cities – Amsterdam, Eindhoven, Haarlem, Rotterdam and Utrecht – several hundred women relieved themselves in male urinals or on the street on Saturday, according to protest group Zeikwijven, or "pissing women."


The protest – "Power to the Peepee" – was organized by Geerte Piening, who was found guilty earlier this week of public urination in a place where there was no toilet for women. She was fined 90 euros (105 dollars).

She said the protesters want to prove "that it isn't possible for women to urinate in a decent, hygienic and dignified manner in a public urinal designed for men."

By mid-afternoon, more than 160 images had been posted on Instagram under the hashtag #zeikwijf. Some of the images will be sent to Dutch Minister for Education, Culture and Science Jet Bussemaker with a petition called "Urination Equality in the Netherlands." [emphasis added]

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Cheers, Neal

+1 mph Faster

I dunno, call me crazy, but maybe they could try using the women's bathroom instead?

At the Dirty Ol' Vet [and the Dirty Ol' Spectrum], when the lines for the Ladies Room was too long, women would frequently go to the Mens and hop on the sink to pee

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That was the thing to do at the Vet and the Spectrum. I was a kid the first time I saw it and thought it was hilarious. As I got older I just realized it was practicality.

well, it's not like it effected the ambiance. they were dumps.

I'm sure girls do it at Wrigley, or Fenway, or Jerry Jones's billion dollar palace ... they just don't have that South Philly mystique; that je ne sais quoi

"Jenny Say-who? She the short chick from Section 720 who likes sucking cock?"

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"What's your claim?" - Ben Gravy
"Your best work is the work you're excited about" - Rick Rubin

What a crazy story! Hope they catch the poopetrator!

Who hasn't been on a run though and had to take an emergency dump? Lucky for me, I was in the country or near a gas station when I had to go. Had to sacrifice a sock or to, but never did it in front of anyone. Crapped my pants once. Makes me wonder though, if no public toilet is available and you gotta take a dump, is it better to squat or ask if you can use a stranger's toilet?

Apparently, a copycat pooper in Australia has been flushed out

https://theconcourse.deadspin.com/...n-the-act-1826611028

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We have some Cupcake Cartel members in Brisbane. Was there any frosting in the poop? I bet Callum Millward is somehow “behind” this.....😄

Cheers,

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