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There's an old man sitting next to me making love to his Tommy Cat Jim
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spockman
Apr 15, 17 14:23
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What is the funniest misinterpretation of lyrics that you thought a song said.
They constantly try to escape from the darkness outside and within
Dreaming of systems so perfect that no one will need to be good T.S. Eliot

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spot
Apr 15, 17 14:32
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Knock three times on the ceiling in Milwaukee
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Taco cat spelled backwards is....taco cat.
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schroeder
Apr 15, 17 14:40
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I've got my Sprite, I've got my Orange Crush.
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BCtriguy1
Apr 15, 17 14:42
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I've got two chicks and a pair of dice.
Long Chile was a silly place.
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50+
Apr 15, 17 15:06
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Scuze me while I kiss this guy.
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Kay Serrar
Apr 15, 17 15:10
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Like leading (as in the metal) a diver, I'm gonna go go go, there's no stopping me...
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50+
Apr 15, 17 15:25
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BCtriguy1 wrote:
I've got two chicks and a pair of dice.
Thanks again I'll raise you twice.
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spot
Apr 15, 17 15:47
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50+ wrote:
Scuze me while I kiss this guy.

One of my favorites!
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Taco cat spelled backwards is....taco cat.
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Rick_pcfl
Apr 15, 17 15:56
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Rolled up like a douche in the middle of the night.
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Duffy
Apr 15, 17 16:14
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Bingo Jed had a light on.
Civilize the mind, but make savage the body.

- Chinese proverb
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Nobles
Apr 15, 17 16:23
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Duffy wrote:
Bingo Jed had a light on.

Dude, it's "Bingo Jed left the light on"


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spockman
Apr 15, 17 17:11
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I thought Our Lips are Sealed was How Does It Feel.
They constantly try to escape from the darkness outside and within
Dreaming of systems so perfect that no one will need to be good T.S. Eliot

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Justgeorge
Apr 15, 17 17:38
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Mice are rodents
I miss YaHey
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Ready4Launch
Apr 15, 17 20:29
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Simian the whale!!!
Gnothi Seauton.
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mv2005
Apr 16, 17 0:28
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Pizza swilling in my mou-oo-ou-oo-outh
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Andrewmc
Apr 16, 17 1:15
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I always thought it was tiny cat jim
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RandMart
Apr 16, 17 5:49
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I thought "Scenes From An Italian Restaurant" was about Brenda Renetti
"What's your claim?" - Ben Gravy
"Your best work is the work you're excited about" - Rick Rubin
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RandMart
Apr 16, 17 5:50
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len wrote:
I thought Our Lips are Sealed was How Does It Feel.

Alex the Seal
"What's your claim?" - Ben Gravy
"Your best work is the work you're excited about" - Rick Rubin
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spockman
Apr 16, 17 5:53
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for a while I did too
They constantly try to escape from the darkness outside and within
Dreaming of systems so perfect that no one will need to be good T.S. Eliot

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cerveloguy
Apr 16, 17 6:49
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This entire song by the Kingsmen. Even caused an investigation.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1RZJ4ESU52U
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Justgeorge
Apr 16, 17 8:47
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RandMart wrote:
I thought "Scenes From An Italian Restaurant" was about Brenda Renetti
Brenda Renetti were still going steady in the summer of '75....

My favorite song ever!
I miss YaHey
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torrey
Apr 16, 17 9:46
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Dirty deeds and the Thunder Chief
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SH
Apr 17, 17 6:07
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This one took an entire country in the 70's...

American woman! dudum dudum Mama mi pipi!
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Chri55
Apr 17, 17 6:57
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There's a bathroom on the right...
A false humanity is used to impose its opposite, by people whose cruelty is equalled only by their arrogance
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RandMart
Apr 17, 17 7:26
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torrey wrote:
Dirty deeds and the Thunder Chief

Dirty deeds done under sheets
"What's your claim?" - Ben Gravy
"Your best work is the work you're excited about" - Rick Rubin
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RandMart
Apr 17, 17 7:29
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cerveloguy wrote:
This entire song by the Kingsmen. Even caused an investigation.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1RZJ4ESU52U

Reworked lyrics by Black Flag



Louie, Louie!
We gotta go.
I said now Louie, Louie!
We gotta go.

You know the pain, that's in my heart,
it just shows, I'm not very smart.
Who needs love, when you've got a gun?
Who needs love, to have any fun?

I said now Louie, Louie!
We gotta go!
Said, now screwie Louie!
We gotta go.

Louie, Louie!
We gotta go.
I said now Louie, Louie!
We gotta go!
"What's your claim?" - Ben Gravy
"Your best work is the work you're excited about" - Rick Rubin
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JSA
Apr 17, 17 8:46
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If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went. - Will Rogers

Emery's Third Coast Triathlon | Tri Wisconsin Triathlon Team | Push Endurance | GLWR
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wimsey
Apr 17, 17 8:52
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'dirty nylons' or 'bloody nylons' instead of 'a denial' in Smells Like Teen Spirit
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last tri in 83
Apr 17, 17 9:28
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I have the fondest memory of hauling my son's water polo team in high school and having them try to decipher those lyrics.
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I'll be what I am
A solitary man
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RandMart
Apr 17, 17 11:20
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rick_pcfl wrote:
Rolled up like a douche in the middle of the night.

You can blame a faulty tape head on that one [allegedly]

http://wmgk.com/...d-mann-accomplished/
"What's your claim?" - Ben Gravy
"Your best work is the work you're excited about" - Rick Rubin
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treimink
Apr 17, 17 11:34
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my drunken, hockey playing fraternity brother used to belt out elton john's "hold me closer, tony danza"
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abies
Apr 17, 17 11:50
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How about a little CCR, I'll put the lead up in because some of these I can't recognize,

Don't go out tonight
its bound to take your life
there's a bathroom on the right
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RandMart
Apr 17, 17 11:53
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treimink wrote:
"hold me closer, tony danza"


Once you hear it, you ALWAYS hear it

ETA: Even D'Kid sings it that way, and [to my knowledge] she's never seen Taxi nor Who's The Boss?
"What's your claim?" - Ben Gravy
"Your best work is the work you're excited about" - Rick Rubin
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treimink
Apr 17, 17 11:54
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RandMart wrote:
treimink wrote:
"hold me closer, tony danza"


Once you hear it, you ALWAYS hear it

truer words have never been spoken.

other than everything the Forge has ever said
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Justgeorge
Apr 17, 17 12:55
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treimink wrote:
my drunken, hockey playing fraternity brother used to belt out elton john's "hold me closer, tony danza"
Also a line from Friends:

I miss YaHey
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MJuric
Apr 18, 17 16:26
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Pearl Jam Yellow Ledbetter, so abused I'm not sure anyone even knows what the actual lyrics are.

Matt
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