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Forget chocolate milk. THIS is the ultimate recovery meal. Scratch that. This is the greatest meal in the history of food.



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Well, yeah, it looks great, but I had heart palpitations just looking at the pictures...you trying to outdo Phelps in calorie consumption??

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That is nasty.

Enjoy.

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Re: Greatest. Meal. Ever. EVER! [Rappstar] [ In reply to ]
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That.... IS..... AMAZING

now I really want some bacon :D
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Re: Greatest. Meal. Ever. EVER! [Rappstar] [ In reply to ]
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freakin' fantastic

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Re: Greatest. Meal. Ever. EVER! [Rappstar] [ In reply to ]
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That is so disgusting. And, probably yummy.

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just imagine if you also put in some eggs and hashbrowns, that would be great....I may need to try it.


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Re: Greatest. Meal. Ever. EVER! [Rappstar] [ In reply to ]
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Looks and sounds like what my thoughts were of when Dean Karnazes speaks about eating a Pizza on the run and rolling it up like a burritto and having them deliver it to him on the street somewhere in the middle of no where. Only if it were a pizza filled with grease!! So whenever someone decides to conquor this beast and try it can you let us know how it works out........
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Re: Greatest. Meal. Ever. EVER! [Rappstar] [ In reply to ]
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Now make a mushroom purée and spread that on a really lean meat like caribou and then wrap the bacon around the whole thing and then stick that in the oven. Cook then serve.

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Re: Greatest. Meal. Ever. EVER! [Rappstar] [ In reply to ]
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I beg to differ. At a minimum, it's missing:

1. Sugar
2. Caffeine
3. Alcohol
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I just threw up in my mouth.


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trying the atkins diet?

that does look tasty, and probably not any worse for you than a couple donuts or a pint of ice cream

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I am just amazed at the amount of time someone spent weaving bacon.

But that does look absolutely delicious. +1 on the eggs and hashbrown comment.
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Fan-effing-tastic! Do you serve it with these?


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Re: Greatest. Meal. Ever. EVER! [Rappstar] [ In reply to ]
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I know its wrong, but damn that looks tasty
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Re: Greatest. Meal. Ever. EVER! [Rappstar] [ In reply to ]
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To each his own. I just hope that was premium bacon and cheese.

It needs a starch and maybe some other seasonings. Chives maybe?
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Re: Greatest. Meal. Ever. EVER! [Rappstar] [ In reply to ]
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Another myth busted. Real streaky bacon in the US!


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Re: Greatest. Meal. Ever. EVER! [Rappstar] [ In reply to ]
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MMMMMM.....Heart Attack in a pan.

That tops my fried SPAM and melted Velveeta cheese food product on white bread with Miracle Whip.

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Add a side of Poutine and we're in business.
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x2 on the eggs and hashbrowns in the middle.

Also reminds me of a Simpsons episode where Homer made breakfast - which was a waffle soaked in maple syrup and wrapped around a stick of butter.



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Re: Greatest. Meal. Ever. EVER! [Rappstar] [ In reply to ]
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add some ground beef and onions! I may have to make this over the weekend!!!
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This luscious dish could tempt even a hard core Vegan to return to the ranks of carnivores.

Think there's a future in bacon-weaving?



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Fan-effing-tastic! Do you serve it with these?

Stupid Euro dude here, please explain:
Why would you get a heart attack from eating food?

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JR:

Lovely job with teh weaving. If this tri stuff doesn't work for you, I think the Longaberger basket company could use you. Maybe you can design the new "Farmhand Line" of bacon based baskets.

I ask, though, were's the scrapple? Mmmm, a nice layer of scrapple in the middle would be great.

Bob
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The only thing bad about that meal are the hemorrhoids.
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Re: Greatest. Meal. Ever. EVER! [Rappstar] [ In reply to ]
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Why am I salivating so much?
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x2 on the eggs and hashbrowns in the middle.

Also reminds me of a Simpsons episode where Homer made breakfast - which was a waffle soaked in maple syrup and wrapped around a stick of butter.
".....butter that bacon son. Bacon up that sausage boy!"
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Great presentation. But your counter top is to high.
Bacon cheese roll YUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

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Why would you get a heart attack from eating food?[/quote]uli, please tell me you are kidding. have you been living on the moon for the last 50 years?

anybody that eats this monstrosity should try an experiment: eat the thing, and then go somewhere to do a blood draw (a few cc, a test-tube full) about 1 to 1.5 hours later. let the blood sit for a while. you will be disturbed by the huge layer of liquified fat that floats to the top of the blood you just pulled from your body.





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Re: Greatest. Meal. Ever. EVER! [Rappstar] [ In reply to ]
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The only thing better than pork is pork wrapped in bacon.
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Re: Greatest. Meal. Ever. EVER! [Rappstar] [ In reply to ]
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You can also have some chocolate-covered bacon for dessert.


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That's just wrong
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Re: Greatest. Meal. Ever. EVER! [Brian in MA] [ In reply to ]
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No, it wasn't a waffle soaked in maple syrup! He threw caramel, waffle mix, and liquid smoke into the waffle maker ("mmmmm, waffle runoff"). Wrap in butter, serve on toothpick.

Homer's Moon Waffles

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I wonder if Bacon will seek to be a sponsor at our Tri's?

and yeah chocolate bacon ewwww.




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How about some deep fried bacon with ranch?
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Re: Greatest. Meal. Ever. EVER! [squesen] [ In reply to ]
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Yuck! I'm not a huge fan of bacon, so the first picture in this thread looked a bit creepy. Your picture grosses me out, too! But, I know I'd eat the deep-fried bacon before the ranch dressing. Ranch dressing is SO hideous!
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Re: Greatest. Meal. Ever. EVER! [slowhokie] [ In reply to ]
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I stand corrected.

To the OP - "Mmmmm-mmmmmm......bacon!"



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Re: Greatest. Meal. Ever. EVER! [GregX] [ In reply to ]
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Why would you get a heart attack from eating food?[/quote] uli, please tell me you are kidding. have you been living on the moon for the last 50 years?

anybody that eats this monstrosity should try an experiment: eat the thing, and then go somewhere to do a blood draw (a few cc, a test-tube full) about 1 to 1.5 hours later. let the blood sit for a while. you will be disturbed by the huge layer of liquified fat that floats to the top of the blood you just pulled from your body.

And that liquified fat will give me a heart attack? SERIOUSLY?
If you are fat and constantly eat stuff like that, it sure can be deadly. But so is everything not done in moderation.
For a healthy person I see no issue whatsoever eating the above from time to time.

You guys crack me up. The fear machinery is going full throttle, eh?

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Why would you get a heart attack from eating food?[/quote] uli, please tell me you are kidding. have you been living on the moon for the last 50 years?

anybody that eats this monstrosity should try an experiment: eat the thing, and then go somewhere to do a blood draw (a few cc, a test-tube full) about 1 to 1.5 hours later. let the blood sit for a while. you will be disturbed by the huge layer of liquified fat that floats to the top of the blood you just pulled from your body.
Are you being deliberately obtuse? The separation is caused by the heavier RBC's settling, and the plasma/sera remaining at the top. (Depending on what type of tube you draw, certain blood draw tubes have different additives to prevent clotting, separating, etc.) I really hope you don't actually believe that the stuff at the top is liquified fat...

That reminds me, I need to go check my blinker fluid, it's been a while...

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That reminds me, I need to go check my blinker fluid, it's been a while...

I just get my blinker fluid flush done every time I replace my muffler bearings. Then
you never have to worry about it.

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While I doubt that eating a fatty meal will leave a 'huge layer of liquified fat' at the top of a sample which has been allowed to settle. The sample would certainly be turbid and not suitable for analysis.

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X4 on the eggs and potatoes.

damn good idea though...weaving bacon. I may try this weekend. LOL

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the question is, where was that bacon produced? where did it come from? just curious...
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Re: Greatest. Meal. Ever. EVER! [gamebofh] [ In reply to ]
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That's fine but you should have them check the Canootin valve and Reebok Block. This will require a metric crescent wrench, left-handed screwdriver, a bucket of steam and a board-stretcher.

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My real question is did Rappster use the bacon stretcher before the weave?

I've been trying to total up the calories and fat in this thing, but my
Retroencabulator is in the shop so it's taking a little longer.

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That's fine but you should have them check the Canootin valve and Reebok Block. This will require a metric crescent wrench, left-handed screwdriver, a bucket of steam and a board-stretcher.

The rookies at work are often sent in search of the siren-balancer for the police cars.
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That looks good, but that aint nothing next to a TurDucken that I saw on Diners, Drive Ins and Dives on the food Network. That is a boned whole turkey, wrapped around a boned whole duck, wrapped around a boned chicken, filled with stuffing and seasonings, turkey sewn tight into a turkey bag and baked all day.

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uh, have you ever seen a blood draw done soon after a super high fat meal? i am talking about the layer on top of the plasma/sera.





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That looks good, but that aint nothing next to a TurDucken that I saw on Diners, Drive Ins and Dives on the food Network. That is a boned whole turkey, wrapped around a boned whole duck, wrapped around a boned chicken, filled with stuffing and seasonings, turkey sewn tight into a turkey bag and baked all day.

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I have the real question everyone is afraid to ask, but truly wants the answer to:

How long do you cook it at 400 degrees?

do you add the cheese while it's still hot or wait until it cools down?

These are the questions I want to know. I have a holiday potluck next week.

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Why would you get a heart attack from eating food?[/quote] uli, please tell me you are kidding. have you been living on the moon for the last 50 years?

anybody that eats this monstrosity should try an experiment: eat the thing, and then go somewhere to do a blood draw (a few cc, a test-tube full) about 1 to 1.5 hours later. let the blood sit for a while. you will be disturbed by the huge layer of liquified fat that floats to the top of the blood you just pulled from your body.
I think Uli is speaking, roughly, of the French paradox. I.e., why is it that heart disease rates are roughly double what they are in Europe, despite cholesterol levels being roughly equivalent. I also agree with his sentiment that eating something like this on occasion is not going to kill you.

I think one of the great flaws of "Western Medicine" is that chronic inflammation is what causes heart disease, not high cholesterol. Of course, high cholesterol comes, in part, from chronic inflammation, since cholesterol is generated by your body in response to stress and inflammation. Hence the studies that have failed to show a direct correlation between eating eggs and blood cholesterol levels.

All in all, if you had someone with low stress who exercised and also at a bacon weave, I think they'd be much better off than someone who lived on grilled chicken and salads yet never exercised and lived a high-stress lifestyle.

Now, I'm not recommending the bacon weave as your daily lunch, but I tend to agree with Uli that we'd be better served by eating this and relaxing a bit about life than vice versa. The "fear machine" is much more likely to cause a heart attack than a bacon weave is.

Of course, I'm not a doctor, but I do spend a lot of time reading about this sort of thing.

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That looks good, but that aint nothing next to a TurDucken that I saw on Diners, Drive Ins and Dives on the food Network. That is a boned whole turkey, wrapped around a boned whole duck, wrapped around a boned chicken, filled with stuffing and seasonings, turkey sewn tight into a turkey bag and baked all day.

Ray
Yeah, turducken is pretty awesome. There are a few places that do them mail order. I'm thinking of cooking one for Christmas.

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i'm not a doctor either, but i did spend the night at a holiday inn express.

and, yes, exercise give you some protection from bacon weaves, but the protection is very limited. things tend to catch up you ...





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That looks good, but that aint nothing next to a TurDucken that I saw on Diners, Drive Ins and Dives on the food Network. That is a boned whole turkey, wrapped around a boned whole duck, wrapped around a boned chicken, filled with stuffing and seasonings, turkey sewn tight into a turkey bag and baked all day.

Ray
Yeah, turducken is pretty awesome. There are a few places that do them mail order. I'm thinking of cooking one for Christmas.
Tuducken is bush league.
What you need is a turbaconducken. A duck, wrapped in bacon, stuffed in a a turkey, then wrapped in more bacon.

Edit:forgot about the chicken wrapped in bacon in there too.




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flipping awesome!

btw, if you DO try Turducken for Christmas, I insist you place a layer of weaved bacon across the birds' back before roasting and send me a bite. Now THAT would be pretty damn tasty!

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Just did it broseff...cooking right now...i'll post the pics of my results once the final project is complete...the bacon I am using is kinda shitty though. Ohhh well...this is probably the best idea in food department that I have ever seen...
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I'm just trying to figure out how you weave the bacon like that. I need an instruction manual or I'd just make a big mess of it.
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Agree with many others - add eggs and hash browns.

Two of my favorite bacon foods are grilled hot dogs wrapped in bacon and peanut better and bacon sandwiches (with and without jelly).

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I was truly hoping that step 2 would be:
Place an apple pie under the bacon "cloth", then put into the oven.

saw a recipe in the paper for it a couple weeks ago - hoping to try it out soon.

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Do you prefer the amber or the clear blinker fluid?
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Re: Greatest. Meal. Ever. EVER! [Rappstar] [ In reply to ]
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no lie, I have a friend who makes "candied bacon" for the holidays.

fry it once, cool, cover in brown sugar and cinnamon then fry again...AWESOME!!

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That's a trick question, of course.

You have to use the right one for the right light. Amber light == amber fluid.
Clear light == clear fluid.

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Okay, this calls for the re-posting of the 30,000 calorie sandwich picture:


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My wife loves you, Jordan. I, however, am not happy that I now have to stop by the store and pick up 2lbs of bacon and cheese on the way to the house...
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Hell yeah, brother. Thanks for clearing the air. I might make two... one with cheddar, one with mozzarella. And for you non-clydes, please don't ask about temp for turkey or soy bacon. You're out of your league on this one!
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Roll it in a pie crust dough and deep fry it!

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OK, just had to try it... already happened to have bacon in the fridge, and today is one of those stuck indoors anyway kinda days (icy outside and time to set up Xmas crap w/ the kids) so figured I might as well pull the trigger... Holy shit is that a grease bomb! Of course I knew it would be, but still... it's like the redwoods - you know ahead of time they're freakin' huge so when you actually see them it's not exactly a surprise, and yet the magnitude is still shocking up close and in person. I could only choke down one piece and had to save the rest for later; maybe re-heat one piece a day for breakfast the rest of the week.



I do think they'd make awesome pack-along snacks for alpine pursuits, though... very high+compact calorie-to-weight ratio, and should remain pliable & self-lubricating when other lower-fat foods might be too stiff/dry at cold temps.

Bon appetit!
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Roll it in a pie crust dough and deep fry it!

Spot
Best.Idea.EVER!

Bacon weave with eggs, hash browns, cheese inside, then wrapped in dough and fried!
I might try that this week sometime.

Gonna have to do a Lance Armstrong-style training week to work it off though. 6 hour bike rides for 7 days straight!
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I like it, except all the work to weave the bacon...and the waiting for it in the oven part. I would just take all that bacon in the microwave until its really hot, pull it out and dump the cheese on it

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aren't you the guy who microwaves his eggos though?

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are you fat? and are your kids fat?
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Re: Greatest. Meal. Ever. EVER! [Rappstar] [ In reply to ]
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Sausage Gravy poured over the top IMO would be outstanding.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mvXbaWqSL9o

The best meal ever, just a different point of view. ;-)
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The roll probably wraps easily. Freeze 'em. Sell 'em with a coupon for 50% off angioplasty, your 1st defib shock is free.


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Well, being the fat ass that I am, I just had to try this. But of course I couldn't settle for what others had done, and had to take it one step further.

This masterpiece contains a ton of cheese, 2 scrambled eggs, and 1/2 a bag of hash browns. Basically the breakfast burrito from heartburn hell.


Yeah, I know, I've got way too much time on my hands. But hey, finals had ended, and I figured it was time to celebrate.
I ate the whole thing in one sitting, too. (At least it was after my long ride...)


EDIT: All I had at the time was turkey bacon, so that's what I used. I'll have to try again with real bacon sometime :-)
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Anyone heard of grease trucks at Rutgers? or hoagie haven in Princeton?

one hoagie filled w/ a philly cheesesteak, mozzarella sticks, chicken tenders, and topped with fries and special white sauce.
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Re: Greatest. Meal. Ever. EVER! [yoondaddy] [ In reply to ]
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Been to both and done that. For a great pizza (The original thin crust tomato pie.) Check out Delorenzo's at the new town center in Robbinsville.

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Re: Greatest. Meal. Ever. EVER! [Occam's Razor] [ In reply to ]
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I am soooooo going to do this tomorrow morning. I have maple bacon at home too. Awesome. I'm salivating just looking at it.
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Re: Greatest. Meal. Ever. EVER! [Rappstar] [ In reply to ]
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How will that hold up in my T2 bag?
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Re: Greatest. Meal. Ever. EVER! [Rappstar] [ In reply to ]
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That.is.awesome!
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Re: Greatest. Meal. Ever. EVER! [Rappstar] [ In reply to ]
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So the "Bacon Explosion" is an internet sensation, apparently best enjoyed with a filling of italian sausage and smoked on the 'cue. Yum.

http://www.nytimes.com/...ng/28bacon.html?8dpc

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Re: Greatest. Meal. Ever. EVER! [Bigkens] [ In reply to ]
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One can only assume the "explosion" is named for the intestinal aftermath it would create.
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Re: Greatest. Meal. Ever. EVER! [Rappstar] [ In reply to ]
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Saw an article in the paper this AM and couldn't quite place why it looked familiar...then I remembered this post.

NY Times: Take Bacon. Add Sausage. Blog.

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Re: Greatest. Meal. Ever. EVER! [Rappstar] [ In reply to ]
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Found a greatest. Chips and Dip. Ever! to go with the bacon loaf:

http://www.holytaco.com/...r-bowl-snack-stadium

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Re: Greatest. Meal. Ever. EVER! [mohole15] [ In reply to ]
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ha, that football field looks amazing.

i saw this piece on the "heart attack grille" on cbs

http://www.cbsnews.com/...source=mostpop_video

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Re: Greatest. Meal. Ever. EVER! [Rappstar] [ In reply to ]
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Re: Greatest. Meal. Ever. EVER! [TriMarine] [ In reply to ]
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That is just gross.




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Re: Greatest. Meal. Ever. EVER! [TriMarine] [ In reply to ]
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Hey, the bacon weave roll made it on there!
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Re: Greatest. Meal. Ever. EVER! [Rappstar] [ In reply to ]
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I think my insides just exploded and I wasn't even on the toilet!!!


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Re: Greatest. Meal. Ever. EVER! [usctriguy] [ In reply to ]
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I think my insides just exploded and I wasn't even on the toilet!!!
Is this what the after-effects looked like? ;-)

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Re: Greatest. Meal. Ever. EVER! [Rappstar] [ In reply to ]
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Forget chocolate milk. THIS is the ultimate recovery meal. Scratch that. This is the greatest meal in the history of food.

I bet that when you eat that, you look like a python that just ate a goat--a big ball in the middle of a long slender body. ;-)

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Re: Greatest. Meal. Ever. EVER! [Rappstar] [ In reply to ]
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Holy SHIT !!! Today is the first time I've seen that picture since most pictures are blocked at work.

I agree: The. Greatest. Meal. Ever. I. Must. Make. It. Mine.

Damn.

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Re: Greatest. Meal. Ever. EVER! [Rappstar] [ In reply to ]
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Pretty good but we had these in college:

http://rocwiki.org/Garbage_Plates
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nick_Tahou_Hots
http://www.geocities.com/garbageplates/

Garbage Plates. Basically a styrofoam tray, filled with home fries on one side and mac salad on the other. Topped with two burger patties, hot sauce (meat chili), onions, and then ketchup/mustard/redhot sauce to taste. I used to do grilled chicken on top and skip the hot sauce, no ketchup either.

AWESOME.

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Re: Greatest. Meal. Ever. EVER! [aarondavidson] [ In reply to ]
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The 'Art Burger' (some of the staff called them 'Arthur Burgers') at Eddie Price's in New Orleans were pretty outrageous. If I recall they had a burger patty, bacon, brisket, cheese and onions on a big bun. Unhealthy, but delicious.

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Re: Greatest. Meal. Ever. EVER! [docfuel] [ In reply to ]
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Same thing... just with sausage. Been meaning to make this for a while.
http://www.bbqaddicts.com/...pes/bacon-explosion/


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Re: Greatest. Meal. Ever. EVER! [yoondaddy] [ In reply to ]
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Anyone heard of grease trucks at Rutgers? or hoagie haven in Princeton?

one hoagie filled w/ a philly cheesesteak, mozzarella sticks, chicken tenders, and topped with fries and special white sauce.

Fat Bitch at the grease trucks ??

mmmm .... reminds me of the days I had the munchies.



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Re: Greatest. Meal. Ever. EVER! [uclamatt2007] [ In reply to ]
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[/quote] This looks like a picture of my last colonoscopy;-)


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Re: Greatest. Meal. Ever. EVER! [Rappstar] [ In reply to ]
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pfff... It's not even deep fried. For the real deal on heart attacks-in-the-making, please refer to: http://thisiswhyyourefat.com/

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Yesss, I posted this earlier too. Good to know others are aware of thisiswhyyourefat.com I think I just crapped my pants just looking at the new additions on their website ie: The Sausage Fatty.


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Re: Greatest. Meal. Ever. EVER! [Rappstar] [ In reply to ]
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Looks great. The only time I eat bacon these days, however, is on our annual spring break cruise. I usually manage to eat a pound or two of bacon each morning at breakfast. It's help yourself in the buffet line. When I get home, I have my arteries reamed out.
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Dig in!

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Re: Greatest. Meal. Ever. EVER! [Rappstar] [ In reply to ]
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I concur - this is how bacon dreams of being served.

I had that for the first time in late Feb - was away for an annual long weekend ice climbing trip w/ the crew, and one dude (who just happens to be a stoner - coincidence? I think not ;-) brought all the makings for that, and we had it for breakfast both weekend am's.

BAC-O-LICIOUS!!!!!

We did the Bacon Explosion (sans the flavor rub and BBQ sauce) too on Sunday am. I preferred the standard bacon and cheese version, the sausage didn't add to it in my opinion.

The breakfast side dish with that was some sort of sticky bun cake thing, that was just dripping w/ gelatinous sugar and butter.
Yum.


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Re: Greatest. Meal. Ever. EVER! [Rappstar] [ In reply to ]
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Thanks to your post, my daughter made this for us for Easter brunch. Very tasty. Went for a two hour ride later and I'm sure I burned off at least 1/50th of the 50,000 calories that comes with it.
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I'm not sure what to say, I'll have to let the picture speak for itself...



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Re: Greatest. Meal. Ever. EVER! [Devlin] [ In reply to ]
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I admit it does look good.
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Re: Greatest. Meal. Ever. EVER! [Rappstar] [ In reply to ]
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FISH TACOS! best recovery meal, as in best "hang over" recovery meal EVER =)
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Re: Greatest. Meal. Ever. EVER! [SeattleTK] [ In reply to ]
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Since this thread just won't die, I'll drop my favorite link again:

http://www.hatsofmeat.com

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Re: Greatest. Meal. Ever. EVER! [IRONwolf] [ In reply to ]
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This is awesome by itself but also adding some eggs & hashbrowns, as other have mentioned would be great.

Another favorite of my is turkey, wrapped in bacon, over chipped beef. Another good eat.
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