I'm sure parents of little kids have all sorts of things to add to the list.

But this weekend I was working in the garden and I think I said a combination of words that no other human has ever uttered. "God dammit dogs, for the last time, get out of there and stop eating all of the asparagus."

Both of my dogs have decided they really like asparagus and have decided to just sit there and munch on it straight from my patch.

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I'm beginning to think that we are much more fucked than I thought.